About Me * ||
General Information

Whats Your Real Name||♥ Joey Tribianni
What is Your Age Plus 50 Minus 3 and Plus 32||♥ 95
What is The Name of Your Grandma||♥ Doreen Cresswell
Do You Have a Garage||♥ Indeed I do
Do You Own a Thumb Ring||♥ Hmmmm... Think So
What is Your Most Hated Colour||♥ Grey
Are You a Marmite Lover or Hater||♥ HATER
Are You Happy?...Describe Your Present Emotion...||♥ Happy as Larry!

Friends||♥

Who is Your Best Friend(s)||♥ The Aliens
Do You Enjoy Partaking In Fun Activities With These People||♥ Oh Yes
Describe The Perfect Afternoon Out With Your Friends...||♥ A Picnic With Teddy Shaped Sandwiches And Strawberries
In 10 Words Say Exactly What You Think of Your Friends...||♥ Big, Bouncy, Beautiful Beasts With Nice Hearts and Good Teeth
If You Could Live in a Zoo With Your Friends, What Type Of Animal Would You Choose To Be||♥ Chimps
Do You Have Any Famous Relations or Best Friends||♥ Yes, Albert Einstein's My Grandad

Personal Preference||♥

Jacuzzi or Sauna||♥ Sauna
Pop or Bang||♥ Pop
Cheesestring or Dairylea||♥ Neither
Calpol or Paracetamol||♥ Calpol
Big or Small||♥ Small
Flu or Glue||♥ Glue
White Bread or Brown Bread||♥ Best of Both
Text or Phone||♥ Text
Love or Fancy||♥ Love
Snoopy or Dr Dre||♥ Snoopy

last time you||♥

kissed a camel|| ♥ Around About 1 Hour Ago
made a cup of tea|| ♥ About 4 mins Ago
ran through a field naked|| ♥ Yesterday
flew to the moon|| ♥ Last Day Of School
ate mouldy cheese || ♥ Probably The Other Day lol!
walked ur imaginary dog || ♥ Never... Butr Did Have An Imaginary Rabbit Called Floppy
rapped || ♥ At Work
did the spiltz in the snow|| ♥ Christmas Day
climbed a tree using only your feet|| ♥ In A Previous Life
kidnapped the local hippy|| ♥ Yesterday Hid Him In My Sisters Bed (She Still Hasn't Noticed).


have you ever ||♥

walked to the moon and back || ♥ Everyday
had sex with santa || ♥ I Never Have But My Friend Jim Jams Has
been high on sherbet|| ♥ Yer
drank from a river || ♥ Yep
been skinny dippin || ♥ Yep
whistled while standin on ur head|| ♥ Love It
hicupped without opening your mouth|| ♥ Yep
been arrested by a milkman|| ♥ Yep It Was Very Scary


Would You Ever||♥

run the marathon || ♥ Yep
buy a parot and call it kitty || ♥ hell yeah =]
climb mount everest using only a spoon|| ♥ Lol! Well I'd Try
sell your brother/sister || ♥ Indeed... Feel Free To Give Any Offers?
change your name (and if so, what would you change it to?) || ♥ Gertrude
slap a monkeys ass || ♥ Already Have
go down niagra falls in a barrel || ♥ Hell Yeah

A normal conversation between the girls....
Rhianna: Why is everyone so obssesd about anal!
Viv: It's "ment" to be more pleasureable! But Ommg it would hurt
Rach: Ewwwwww
Lorna: I know a girl that when she had sex she shat all over the bed.
Everyone: Ewwwwww
Lorna: It's True...
Rhianna: What did they do with it tho?
Lorna: Through it in the bin!
Viv: But what about the bin men..... poor souls!
Lorna: Erm... maybe not the bin then.... er... OH i know... they through it in the skip!
Everyone: Ewwww!
Rhianna: Why would anyone want to do that if the shit everywhere?!
Viv: Search me...
Rhianna: You would have to like where a NAPPY!
Lorna&Viv:
Viv: But how would they get through??
Rhianna: It could have a Flap for entering!
Viv& Rhianna:Flappy Napyy!

&& That my dear friends is how you have FLAPPY NAPPY SEX

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