I LIKE THEM BLACK GIRLS, I LIKE THEM WHITE GIRLS, I LIKE THEM ASIAN GIRLS, I LIKE THEM MIXED RACE GIRLS, I LIKE THEM SPANISH GIRLS, I LIKE THEM ITALIAN GIRLS, I LIKE THEM FRENCH GIRLS AND I LIKE SCANDINAVIAN GIRLS, I LIKE THEM TALL GIRLS, I LIKE THEM SHORT GIRLS, I LIKE THEM BROWN HAIRED GIRLS, I LIKE THEM BLONDE HAIRED GIRLS, I LIKE THEM BIG GIRLS, I LIKE THEM SKINNY GIRLS, I LIKE THEM CARRYING A LITTLE BIT OF WEIGHT GIRLS!

I GET ALL THA GIRLS, I GET ALL THA GIRLS!!!!!!

UNITED LIES

United fans have been calling City fans 'the liars' for a few years now, but Bluemoon has decided to expose a few myths about them.

Utd are the biggest club in the world.
Utd took a million to Barcelona.
All their fans know all the words to the flowers of Manchester, they sing it before every match, every time.
All Utd fans are cool socialists.
Utd have the most loyal and hardest firm in the world. The cockney reds all come from Manchester.
Utd fans are so cool they never wear colours ever (the fact they sell 4 million shirts a week is irrelevant)
Utd have the BEST stadium in the whole world.
Utd fans NEVER sing about death as they know only too well how it feels.
All the famous bands and musicians in Manchester support Man United. All of them. There are no embarrasing celeb fans, they are all cool. They ALL come from Manchester.
All Utd fans have the first Stone Roses Album (Ltd edition of course)
All Utd fans know the words to "One Love"
All Utd fans were at Spike Island, it was their special day.
There are no Utd fans in Stockport, and definitely non in London.
They are not in any way bothered about City which is why they never ever spend most of their matches singing nursery rhymes about us.
There are no City fans in Manchester. Not one, they all come from Stockport.
Eric Cantona is the best player in the world ever.
United have never received government aid to build the swamp (except for the full rebuild of the cantilever stand before the 66 world cup).
You just can't get a ticket for Old Trafford
The train to London Euston is never full of United fans. Ever. Never seen one.

Put This On Ya Bebo If Ya Love Manchester City
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