These dudes out here got one thing on their mind, trynna get IN like

Verizon, but don"t wanna sign a contract. Now they mad cuz females

raisin the bar like Cingular and not givin a BEEP BEEP bout these

lame @$$ excuses. Please don"t be alarmed when they don"t give

you anytime like TMobile, busy signals left and right, and more

disconnects than Metro Pcs. Just in case you were wondering, this

aint no pay as you go...if you"re lookin for a roll over plan, Sprint to the

next one, cause as we classy females will ALLTEL you, u messin with

my daytime minutes! (Can you hear me now? GOOD! :-))

TRIALZ N TRIBULATIONZ: VIRGINITY"
by lil' ladi tae



SEE IM NOT LAME TO DA GAME YOU B SPITTIN
THIS PUSSY RIGHT HERE YOU WILL NOT B HITTIN
LIKE JUELZ N JIM, U BETTA DIPEST
CUZ NO MONEY,NO JEWELZ, NO CARZ CAN MAKE THIS PUSSY DAT WET
YOU THINK CUZ YOU FLASH BIG BILLZ DAT YOU CAN HIT THIS
NIGGA PLEASE. YA REQUEST HAS BEEN DISMISSED
I DONT SPREAD MA LEGZ JUST FOR ANY DICK
I GUESS YOU CAN SAY I GOT A SPEACIAL CLIT
CUZ UNLIKE THESE DUM BROADS OUT HERE I GOT ALOTTA WILL POWER
IM QUICK TO TELL A NIGGA YOU BETTA GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER
I AINT SPREADIN MA LEGZ TIL IM GUD N READY
DONT HOLD YOUR BREATH CUZ IM TAKIN MA TYME NICE N STEADY
SHHYT MA OWN MAN HADNT EVEN HIT IT YET
N HE'LL B DA FIRST TO HAVE IT I BET
CUZ HE'LL WAIT TILL I SAY GO
AND QUICK TO STOP WEN I SAY NO
SO FOR ALL YA'LL SLICK NIGGAZ DAT THINK YA'LL CAN HAVE
KEEP IN MIND DAT IM KEEPIN
MA
MA
MA VIRGINITY

Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man

Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

MRS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.


You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go....