1 Is that your natural hair colour?
Is it nothing, my roots are being mapped by NASA!!


2.Where was you profile pic taken?
London when I was modelling

3. What's your middle name?
Richard. It abreviated to dick...coinsidence?? Haha

4. Your current relationship status?
Single =[ Nobody wants me!!

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back.
Which one?? A, B, C or D!!


6. What is your current mood?
Cheery, it could be the red wine!!

7. What colour underwear are you wearing?
There amazing, they have clouds on them!!

8. What makes you happy.
Being drunk, being in love...
Won't anybody find meeeeee, somebody to looovveeee ( Haha

9. Are you musically inclined?
I play the banjo...ROFL but seriously yes, I play piano =]

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Where do we start...

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
A fly...imagine all the gossip!!

12. Ever had a near death experience?
I saw Rubys cunt once??

13. Something you do a lot?
Eat, drink drink, sleep sleep sleep, eat, drink drink, sleep sleep sleep

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
The one off the Tropicana advert "Well its a good day, for singin a song" la la la

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Rob

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
My childhood friend Roslyn

17.When was the last time you cried?
I don't cry, I'm alpha male...Hahahaha

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
I used to be in a choir...I used to be innocent little choir boy I did!!

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
I don't need super powers, I am already superior to mankind Mwuhhaa

20. What's the first thing you notice about the SAME sex?
Eyes, fatigue, ass!!

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A double machiato (It's an espresso with froth ontop)

22. Whats your biggest secret?
The identity of my ex in the closet Haha LLOOSSEERR

23. What's your favorite colour?
Red or White

24. When was the last time you lied?
Today, I told someone in the pub I was straight...I was joking, but he fell for it Hahaha

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes!! I don't think theres many people that can resist!!

26. Do you have braces?
I have bright red ones from Topman, not oral braces obvo!!

27. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
My liver (I didn't even have to change that from Robs post) Haaaaaaar de haaaaaaar

28. What are you eating or drinking atm?
Red wine and a cream egg

29. Do you speak any other language?
Enlgish, French, German and Greek

30. What's your favorite smell?
Disorono

31. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
I don't recall ever shaving my legs, I waxed a strip once, never again!! OUCH

32. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Sleeping =]

33. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Starting this, it takes fcukin' aggeess

34. What are you wearing?
Rubber...Hahah
Trackies n a jumper, whos asking!!

35. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Yes, the guy that got tackled playin footy, he lay there like a lil bitch moaning!!
Do you ever see rugby players doing that?? Didn't think so

36. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
My mum and my best mate Mischa

37. Last thing received in the mail?
Ermm, could have been a letter from TUI, I don't get much mail =[

38. Do you have any famous relatives?
Jamie Oliver...
Did you buy it??

39. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
I have, it would have been semi erotic if I wasn't 15 and if the police man hadn't been 40+

40. How is your hair?
A total mess, I look like I've been shaggin' a pilon!!

41. How many different drinks have you had today?
Blackcurrant and Soda, Red wine, Rose wine at tea time, coffee, Irn bru!!
You do the math Ha

42. What have you eaten today?
I eat like theres no tomorrow!! What haven't I eaten

The Darker Side of Libra


Vain, idle, inconsistent - and they are your best qualities. You uphold your right to be whatever you want to be, damn it, and change your personality as often as your fashionable socks. You like to think you're a sweet little innocent that needs looking after. The truth is that you're a born user. You may come across all airhead and 'go with the flow' but behind that fluffy exterior lies a cold hard schemer who's out for all they can get. Balanced? You couldn't be more unbalanced!
You have a natural lazy streak; why bother working up a sweat when there are plenty of others willing to do the work? Your laziness combined with your chronic indecision means that very little gets done around you, unless of course, it's done by other people. Who's that holding up the sandwich queue? Yes, there you are, dithering over whether to have cheese and pickle or ham and tomato. Make up your pretty little mind and move along now, please.

Dating and relationships
You're a natural flirt and have no shortage of potential lovers. Your only problem is choosing which poor sap to date. Should you go for the one with the flash car, the big house or the one who gets invited to the best parties?

Once in a relationship, you have no problem twirling your partner around your little finger. You are adept at getting what you want - and it's a pretty big wish list. You have been called heartless but that's simply not true. You know how to love deeply and passionately - it's just that your one true love is yourself.


At work
You charmed the pants off your boss at the interview, which is how you got the job. You've continued to get your own way ever since - pouting, flouncing or launching a missile charm defence. Of course, you don't actually do any work, but you do a good impression of looking busy.

Your Leo workmates lap up the flattery you dish out while the Cancerians try to out manipulate you, as if they could! You know how to charm everyone, and spend most of the day flicking through magazines, surfing the net, and smoothing the way to your next promotion.

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in te morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on Bebo -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheaed on your significant other with their relative or closefriend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25