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- Female, 250
- from somewhere pedo's are not welcome
- I am Single
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- Member since: December 2006
- Last active: Feb 10
- Me, Myself, and I
or myspace ofc.
Its true, that first love, its true love, dont you ever let it go. Fight for it, even if it seems pointless.FUCK YOU
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Now this is a story all about how my vagina got flipped turned down and I’d like to talk a minute just sitting right there to tell you how I became the prince of jasmines pubic hair.
On davy ave, born and raised, in the bed room is where I spent most of my days, just chilling out, smoking, drinking, shooting some niggas out side school.
When couple of dykes who were up to no good, started brushing their teeth in the neighbourhood, they’d gone for 3 hours and Wendy got scared, she said you’re moving out the house to brush your teeth elsewhere!
We whistled for cracker and when it came near the collar said lesbians and they were tits in the mirror. If anything I would say jemmas faj had alot of hair, so she moved to her auntie and uncles in bellhair.
I pulled jasmine alot, about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell jasmine. Then i looked at my vagina and there was finally hair to sit on my face as the prince of bellhair.
written by Ellie, Shannon and Jasmine
1 Comment 196 weeks
close The Longest Completely Random Survey Ever!
1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
probably not :/
3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
my dad unfortunatly
4.Is that your natural hair color?
nopee its really blondey-ginger
5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
about 11 but the night before i had like 4.
6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
i wouldnt call it a crush
8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
ive known him like a year-ish. and yeahh he knows.
9.Can you lick your elbow?
ofc not! no one can unless your like a wierdo.
10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
not very. i would roll of the slanted roof then land on my trampoline.
11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
have a wank ^D
12.Do you wear fake tan?
no. no i dont.
13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
i think its hilarious!
14.What is your favourite room in your house?
the games room. :D if you have seen the room you would know why.
15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
orange tango out the can with a straw (H)
16.Do fish make good pets?
i wouldnt know. the only fish ive had was from messingham show and it died a week later.
17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
pet sheep obv!
18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
my nanna's dog crissy, several times. ¬¬
19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
sony ericsson ftw!
20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
i have free textss. (H)
21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
umm felix's. beautiful felix.
22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
not really :L
23.When’ s the last time you showered
about 3 hours ago.
24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
depends what i have done during those three days tbhh. :L
25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
double bed ofc ^D
26.Do you make your bed daily?
who do you think i am :L
27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Primark obv. where else?
29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
five. facebook, bebo, myspace, babelfish translator and google.
30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
quite alot of the time yeaah.
31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
umm, in town with grace, rudi, josh and mark.
32.Do you take compliments well?
no i go all shy and reply with something like "your mum"
33.Do you find piercings attractive?
yeahh very. ;)
34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
ofc i do. why else would they be on my top friends.
36.Where does number one live?
37.Would you date them?
she's like my sister.. :|
38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
hmm. i remember someone doing it but i dont know if it was aaron ages ago or adam one time ^o)
39.What color of socks do you have on?
i dont have any on but i do have my pink slipper boots on ^D
40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
i have a huge scar on my shoulder from when i fell of a tredmill :/
41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
about an hour and half.
42.Have you bought anything today?
my mum bought me skittles.
43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
um probs my brothers hoodie on my bedroom floor.
45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
hmm idk either just depends what mood im in.
46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah :L in the back of a van.
47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
"its made out of this wierd tropcal fruit" me: *licks* "not really. its elephant shit!" |:
48.How many pics of just you do you have?
um at the minute i have 21 in my album.
49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
hmm idk KFC, burger king and maccys all have great friess tbh.
50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
i dont look as rough as i do most morning ^o)
52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
no because my friends are smart enough to realise that joke never works :L
53.Lap top or pc?
54.What color is your keyboard?
silver with pink light! how cool is that.
55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
um bt broadband? and my dad ofc.
56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
yes. my mum decided to do it one time in front of like twenty of my family and friends. it hurt. i cried. then mum bought me ice cream (:
57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
i know it shouldnt but it does
58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
no i didnt. but i do now ^D
59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
:L yes. yes i did. XD
60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
just ew. EW I SAY!
62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
who hasnt ^o)
63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
i certainly have
64.Do you text or call more?
65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
funny and fit!
66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
yeahh i did once but they didnt :/
67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
my dildo ofc. oh um! i mean control! ^D
68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
i havent ever slow danced.
69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
ive never really thought about it.
71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
spearmintt. but i dont really care.
72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
depends how pretty it was.
73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
hmm. probably blue, only cos i like blue
74.How many tv's in your house?
eight! oh god thats a lot of tvs tbh. :|
75.Type your name using only your elbow
76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
i probably have once in my lifetime
77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
yeahh to people i dont like.
78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
i would never replace my friends for anything.
79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
i sure do. wish i didnt have my tonsils tho.
80.Favourite sports to watch?
ive only ever watched football. its boring on tele but i went to go see a Hull match and it was greatt
81.Can you play Poker?
yupp because im a cool kid.
82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
i say my name full name retardedly.
83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
yeah july 11h.
85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
no. what normal person has?
87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
yeahh very! and they still do.
91.Look behind you, what do you see?
92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
no but ive dropped my phone down it beforee.
93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
pork. but id rather have chicken
94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
an uncle ofc..
95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
no, but i just asked my mum is she did and she started singing it :|
96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
YEAH! all the timee. like everyday.
98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
shank them them spray them and say how you like that bitch!
99.Have you ever broken a bone?
yeahh my nose
100.How many times have you moved house?
oncee. when i was like two
101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
hmm my french teacher.
102.Curtains or blinds?
curtains they are easier
103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
no? but i am gonna now.