People He Would Most Like To Associate With At Wild Geese Partings: Doreen MP, lord and master of the squirels and hovering above my brow as I speek. Sir Stanley Joe Timothy Fritzl, the man who inspired the art of coligraphy. Wild Cats to the point of demostration after fighting off two balsamic pigeons and a bastion of great turtle neck. Rubber Heed but only after he has been de-briefed on the mental state of Billy's upper most Thigh.Roland the rooster, once mistaken to be a small door bell after three young gentiles were repramanded by the law of the state of Bosnia and Latinavina.
Billy's most likes: ANTS! he enjoys ants, nothing against them. They once saved him from the volotile attack of cranberry steak crusts, deadly to the heart but mostly inbred on the outside with a touch of harmonic wet backs to calm the inflation rates of the groin.
Billy's darkest un-likings-ings: Antalovski. They go way back, so back. Back in the early days of the inter civil war between north turkey and the antartic chip sticks (1672-1299) they once disagreed on the behaviour of a large carpet helm, held against it's own will due to lack of posture and fatigue. After discussions as long as 9.29 seconds the fight ensued long into the winter break of the eastern football league of Locomotive and North Cupington brawltitise. Not too far inbetween the near future Billy Plotted a long and short winded plan to bring down Antalovski (Also long lost cousin Josef Ratzinger, and under-bred twin of torchezk, the man who created the BT Hubnet- extreme version, copyrights and inventories reserved for Fulvio Valentino Ambrosini Valente) which involved a cheese Alpino bean, 2 large Dodo scrotums and a totaly full bag of onions. The plan was under-done by the will and sheer intensive power of the ten, to whom we give thanks and praise and to sacrafise all we have to them. Since these dark times they have not spoken since, except when their socialising with the untermention and socialites of the kind (Putts to name but one) only then can they be at one with the sponge crabs, both sharing a deep hate for them, this will be explained later, in the passage, Eigh!
Sponge Crabs: Only seen by hollow men and once disguised by the under sky clan of Boris Brotalov And The Raging Rat Bags. These un-touchable fiends live, and live only for the surcoming of Billy and Co. LTD. They once used 22 purified water crests and a handful of long grass lizards to bring down Billy himself. "All attempts were futile and totally absolved Michael" , Fulvio exclaimed to a discruntled looking news bodger. Some say the only way to bring them down is to sacrafise a wild hunting duck by decapitating the under study of the bedded salmon.
More to be explained upon the Sponge Crabs at a sooner date because right now i'm sitting here with a major quench for rat poisoning with Billy Flying above overhead in the deep oceans of the dead sea (Casted Off by Rab himself, who knows who that is?)

Summer Holiday Plans For The Year After The Previous: To hunt wild pigeon with joseph fritzl, to make love to Robert Mugabe, to touch the head of a crab, to eat a wild bear and to swim with the crow.
His Favorite Wood Harvesting (In Clockwise Order): To kill a laughing bird, When cats became illegal to shave, stroking a young mayonase foliage and shaving the head of britney spears.
Regrets When He Was A Young Pigeon-Pole: Releasing nude photos of a rancid goose, the touching of two male sea cakes and not striking down Ian Paisley!
His Hobbies (part 9): Slaying frog weed, eating raw lettuce, grating coffee, licking a raw plug, drinking paint and the colour yellow!
Current Projects: scouting for St.Lubnaig (part of the inner loch worldwide league) he's currently found a full back and a half back but still on the look out for Alan Gows brother, Chekov. Setting up a buisiness partnership with a anonymous person in the skill of building and insulating cellars (mainly in main land Europe), call 0800 fritzl 666 and ask for Demitri.

Scared Of: Yellow tuna, Putts knows about their terrible dress sense!
Favorite Memories: touching gary glitter,the killing of the lemon rats of 1756 BC (before carpets), watching russian olympics of 1852 (antalovski won two gold stars and a carrot cake), first kiss off a jewish kipper and the grand opening of the tesco super store in norway.
Favorite TV Shows: panorama, queer eye for the straight guy, elton john's match made in heaven, the weather report, trisha, asain tv, the daily chefs, when turks go mad and time team-late night edition!!
Likes To Touch: Men of the european kind, derek riordan, touthpaste, hot cross buns, razor blades, kenny millers cat (called noodles) and russian tap water!