[♥]Gota Problem...Solve it[♥]
[♥]Think Im Tripn...Tie My Shoe[♥]
[♥]Cnt Stnd Me...Sit Dwn[♥]
[♥]Cnt Face Me...Turn Arnd[♥]
[♥]Think Im a Btch...Try me[♥]
[♥]Luv Me?..Gud[♥]
[♥]Hate me?.. Even Better[♥]




How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh.

...a laugh leads to a high 5;

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply





whoooooo
I"m not a Blond and I"m a cutie, mess with me and I"ll kick ur booty. Redheads are smart, blondes think they"re cool ...

well think again, cuz brunettes rule!!!!








-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys don’t want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
------------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.-----------------

MY husband-...Charles
My boy freind - ..My Pussy Charles Parry
My mummy - ..sarah
My daddy - ...jeremy
My big brother -..........
My big sister - ..........
My little brother- ...toby
My little sister- ..immy nd nellie
My uncle - ....phil
My aunt - ...collette
My daughter - ........
My son - ..........
My best friend - ...jenny
My other best friend ..karen
My bit on the side - ...glenn
My niece - ...........
My nephew - ...........
My sugar plum fairy - ....jenny
My sexy/fit friend -..loads of peeps ;P
My personal shopper -.....jenny
My fairy god mother - ....kaylz
My Pimp-....Shane
My slave - ....nellie
My tough man ....donny lol n claude
My sexy biatch - .... kaylz
My lil cutie pie- ..lee
My pussy -..charles
My angel -...oli!
My lovely gurlie - ...kaz
My god mother - ... cathy
My god father - .....russel
My siamese twin - ......Kayleigh n leslie
My valentine - ....???
My chatterbox - ....josie /charlie !!!
My hot admirer -....???
My bouncey ball of dinamite - tom
My messer upper- ....toby
My best hugger -....taldo
My cleaner -......immy
My flurty frend - .....loads of peps
My sex pot-...tommy
My dancing bud -...sams/pippa
My sexy boy -...ricky/ash
My gangsta - .......sams
My sex bomb - ......dan
My quad bike puiiling chris betting up biddie-...ricky
My sex god buddie-...chris westlake
My wana b boy friend - ...the boy i got!
My drama queen - ....lee
My Bitch - ....pippa /kaylz
My sxc buddie -...ricky
My Slut ......ali/pippa lol
My Twin -....jenny/Kayleigh
My Blonde- .....kaylz
My drinkin buddy- ....Kayleigh
My Cruzin Buddy - ....every 1
My quiet buddy-...laura
My Crazy Biatch- .....kaylz
My malteaser-...jenny
My Stranger - ......josie
My Ace Friend - .......they all r!!!

Whats your Name?
Are we close?
What do you think of me?
Do fancy me?
Would u kiss me?
Describe me in 3 words?
If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
What was ur first impression of me?
do u still think the same?
What reminds u of me?
If you could give me anything what would it be?
How well do u know me?
What do u like best about me?
Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
have you eva loved me?
what nickname would u give me nd y ?
R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
Wot wud u say if i ask u out???
Anything 2 say b4 u go