Hazle Scott

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  • Kobieta, 30, Serce 82
  • z Perth, Scotland
  • Związek: W małżeństwie
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  • Jest z nami od: December 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 6 dni temu
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Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Well it's about time I wrote some thing here. Living a bit of a boring life, moved out of the town living in the middle of nowhere. Have a gorgeous daughter called Harley who's just turned 5. Been married 5 years this year.
Music
I like almost any thing that's not a boy band. Some of my favourite bands are Metallica, Disturbed, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Kinks & Guns n' Roses (with slash).
Films
Fight club, Stargate, Shaun of the dead, Saw
Sports
Not unless WII sports count
Scared Of
Spiders & drowning not much else
Happiest When
By my self, & when Harley is with me
Books
I will read any thing. If after the first chapter I still want to read. Really into horror & si fi.

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  • Poems

    I told April I would post these and that was about 2 months ago. So here they are, better late than never. Had these published under my maiden name 10 years but I wrote them about 13 years ago.( god I feel old)

    (1)
    Friendship

    I hold out my hand to you,
    Can’t you feel it in my fingertips?
    As I kiss you gently,
    Can’t you feel it in my tender lips?
    You have many pains to haunt you,
    The world just isn’t fair,
    Just remember through your troubles,
    I am always there.

    I try to make you smile,
    With the silly words I say,
    I want to make you realise,
    That is the only way,
    If you want to live life through,
    All the things left unsaid,
    Your pain will turn to anguish,
    And destroy your heart instead.

    So smile the smile of gladness,
    I’ll try to help you on,
    I can bring you happiness,
    And show you he was wrong,
    The things that were said,
    Could never be true,
    Because I know a special person,
    My dearest friend,
    It’s you!

    Copyright 1999 Hazle Mackenzie



    (2)
    Remembering

    Missing you always,
    Constant reminders of two lovers kissing,
    Together within each other’s hearts,
    Even when they are so far apart.

    But for the anger, the twist of pain,
    Through all the doubts my love remains,
    Always driving me to go on,
    Where would I be if this love was gone?

    You are a picture of perfection in my eyes,
    Created in moments yet stays with us through time,
    It is as we are in our age,
    Made up as many never to fade.

    Maybe a model of greater creation,
    Beyond your wild expectations,
    The body within the body without,
    So deep inside, yet all about.

    Copyright 1999 Hazle Mackenzie

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  • Stupid men

    1, How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
    We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they
    wrinkle.

    2, How do we know Santa is a man?
    Because he shows up late, eats your food, emptys his
    sack, comes only once, and leaves before you wake.

    3, How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One-He just holds it up there and waits for the
    world to revolve around him.

    4, How do you keep your husband from reading your
    e-mail?
    Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

    5, Why do men name their penises?
    Because they want to be on a first-name basis with
    the person who makes all their decisions.

    6, Why can't men get mad cow disease?
    Because they're all pigs.

    7, What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
    for breath and calling your name?
    You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

    8, What's the difference between nessie and
    intelligent man?
    Nessie has been spotted a several times.

    9, What did God say after creating man?
    I can do so much better.

    10, Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
    Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

    11, Why did God create man before woman?
    Because you're always supposed to have a rough
    draft before creating your masterpiece.

    12, Why did God create man?
    Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.







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Darren Harvey poked Hazle Scott with SuperHeroPoke!.

    Darren Harvey poked Hazle Scott with SuperHeroPoke!


    Darren transforms into Sonic. Sonic is tired from running at sonic speeds, and takes a break by playing hopscotch with Hazle Scott!

    July 23
    Darren Harvey transformed into Sonic. Sonic is tired from running at sonic speeds, and takes a break by playing hopscotch with Hazle Scott! 05:20PM
    Hazle Scott transformed into Phoenix. Phoenix unleashes flames of fury and burns Allan Mulligan, Darren Harvey and Steven Chalmers! 01:33PM
    July 17
    Darren Harvey transformed into Akuma. Akuma jumps back and rains down a flurry of speeding mini fireballs onto Hazle Scott! 05:24PM
    Hazle Scott transformed into Mario. Mario leaps high into the air, sharply dives and pounces on Allan Mulligan, Darren Harvey and Steven Chalmers! 01:25PM
    June 27
    Darren Harvey transformed into Juggernaut. Juggernaut gets close, bends over and sends putrid fart gas right into the face of Hazle Scott! 10:48AM
    Hazle Scott transformed into Dark Spiderman. Dark Spiderman jumps high into the air and lands a heavy drop kick to the face of Darren Harvey, Steven Chalmers and Allan Mulligan! 05:48AM
    May 03
    Steven Chalmers transformed into Magneto. Magneto uses magnetism to transport a metallic keg of Corona Light to Hazle Scott! 06:38AM
    Steven Chalmers transformed into Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman sings the national anthem to Hazle Scott! 06:36AM
    Steven Chalmers transformed into Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman sings the national anthem to Hazle Scott! 06:35AM
    April 26
    Darren Harvey transformed into The Flash. The Flash dashes into a burning building to save Hazle Scott! 09:21AM
    Hazle Scott transformed into Mario. Mario leaps high into the air, sharply dives and pounces on Allan Mulligan and Darren Harvey! 06:40AM
    Hazle Scott transformed into Mario. Mario leaps high into the air, sharply dives and pounces on Darren Harvey and Allan Mulligan! 06:40AM

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    • April Dafalla
      luv April Dafalla

      thats not nice hazle!!! lol im trying to get the 1st off! dont upset me more lol! x

      6 tygodni temu
    • April Dafalla
      luv April Dafalla

      hey! gidion has the job!! more hours hopefully! :D lol c ya the morow! have some love.xx

      6 tygodni temu
    • Trish K
      Trish K

      hello how are you doing not seen you in wee whiley xxx hows harley in chris xx hows harley liking school etc you been up to much this weekend then ??xs

      10 tygodni temu
    • April Dafalla
      luv April Dafalla

      well hello there! im crap like u?? holiday was brilliant! just wanted to stay there again! Lol missed ya all to! c u the morow! xxx

      11 tygodni temu
    • Darren Harvey
      luv Darren Harvey

      Im all gd Hazle, on new medicine now so much much better thanks, how have you been since we last spoke xx

      12 tygodni temu
    • Trish K
      Trish K

      yeh you were telling us she had to wear glasses before i wentoff in holiday in you said you thought they were two strong for her to cause she couldnt see the telly etc xx hear fom you soon xx take care sorry no love left give you it tomro ok or soon xx thanks for mine

      13 tygodni temu
    • Trish K
      Trish K

      HEY HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON CHICK STICKS ???

      14 tygodni temu
    • Darren Harvey
      luv Darren Harvey

      thats not so gd, i hope chris gets better, im having an odd week with my health so taking it easy

      16 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Ann France
      Ann France

      it so heartbreaking having to leave him in dundee every night :( but dont think it will fully sink in that im a mum until i get him home.
      hows u?

      16 tygodni temu
    • Darren Harvey
      luv Darren Harvey

      I had a quiet one, the weather was awful and mum was unwell, so we all did everything the day after - hows your holidays go - when u back to work? x

      16 tygodni temu
    • Darren Harvey
      Darren Harvey

      Thank you for the Birthday wishes xx

      17 tygodni temu
    • April Dafalla
      luv April Dafalla

      yeah i know its been horrible the past few days..yea it was pretty scary the thunder tho! lol haha! ayee alrite like i went on the bungee thing at the shows it was amazing!! see you wen ure back xx

      18 tygodni temu
    • April Dafalla
      luv April Dafalla

      hello....u enjoying ure days off soo far? x

      18 tygodni temu
    • Darren Harvey
      luv Darren Harvey

      cool, i dont know my hours yet but il let everyone know whats happening

      19 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • April Dafalla
      luv April Dafalla

      hey im good thanks you?? haha yeah it has been about 2 months but cheers for putting them on, they are really good like :D see you on saturday! x

      19 tygodni temu
    • Kathleen Duff
      luv Kathleen Duff

      love the new hair do its great!!!!! how are u doing? and ur family??? xxx

      19 tygodni temu
    • Darren Harvey
      luv Darren Harvey

      no plans yet, my birthdays a tuesday so will probably organise a night everyone can come out.

      19 tygodni temu przez Komórka
    • Darren Harvey
      luv Darren Harvey

      Oh cool - Happy Birthdays :D i stayed sober last night so might get drunk tonight for my last night of freedom, hope you enjoy the party - Take care

      21 tygodni temu
    • Darren Harvey
      luv Darren Harvey

      things have been good, a bitty boring but uneventful is better than bad i suppose lol, hows things with you, still enjoying the job, im back to work on monday, i dont really want to go back though, however im working into getting back to dj work hopefully by xmas, it might just be party nights but its a money maker, take care Hazle x

      21 tygodni temu
    • Ann France
      luv Ann France

      Hi, yeah not been great my waters went when i was 22/23weeks and have been holding on ever since. Things going bit better as he is still growing so its a case of holding on as long as possible. At PRI twice a week getting bloods and checks on me n bump which has been so far so good :)

      hows things with you?

      22 tygodnie temu