Ebi

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  • Mitglied seit: February 2006
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Über mich

Motto
i may not go down in history.. but i will go down on ur sister :D
Ich über mich
you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

your actually reading this? well hello sir/madam
so yeh well since ur here i guess i'll tell a but about myself :)
i get bored easily so i like doing things u dont do in ur day to day life. im never not up for anything, especially the stupid things that u literally say "fuck it lets do it"
i work in walkabout in town, its a good laugh :)

not much goin on right now which kinda sucks :/

EXCITMENT WANTED - lol if you read this and ur actually gonna be doin somethin good soon then seriously tell me bout it! im bored every day :(

anyway leave a comment, share some love or just continue bebo creeping :P

much love ;)

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once
Meine bessere Hälfte
Modar

Modar

my personal man whore........

movies
i love'em lol
300
godfather
saw 1-4
batman
iron man
p.s i love u (dont judge lol)
i pretty much watch anythin realy
sports
THE GYM!!!!!! if u count that as a sport lol :/
rugby
basketball
my fave CAMEL POLO!!!!
things im scared of
it consists of one thing these days bams with big ass knifes.
encountered many in my day.
not so often know tho... kinda miss it lol
happiest when...
with friends being sarcastic eating...mmmmm partying doing stupid things eating again coz i love it
munch!!!!
MEAT..... simple really
the bucket list...
get rich - sky dive - go to hawai - throw the most memorable party - dive with sharks - travel the sahara - save some1's life - join the mile high club - go to japan - go coast to coast of the US

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  • rough sex

    Rough Sex facts!

    Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

    Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

    The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

    Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

    Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

    Take off her clothes
    with her consent.......................12 cal
    without......................187 cal

    Take off her Bra
    With two hands.........................8 cal
    With one hand.......................12 cal
    With mouth.......................85 cal

    Put on Protection
    Hard .......................... 6 cal
    Soft........................315 cal

    Foreplay
    Looking for target...................8 cal
    Finding G spot ......................92 cal
    I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

    Entry
    Holding her..................12 cal
    On the floor.................8 cal

    With Different Position
    Missionary...................358 cal
    Doggy.......................316 cal
    69 lying...................286 cal
    69 standing..............512 cal
    Italian hanger.........912 cal

    Orgasm
    Real................112 cal
    Faking................315 cal
    ^^Lmao.

    After "O"
    Lying in Bed..........................18 cal
    Hop off the bed..........................36 cal
    Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

    Get dressed
    Quiet and calm......................32 cal
    Rushing...........................
    ......98 cal
    Heard her boyfriend opening the door.......1218 cal
    Heard her mom at the door.....................1942 cal
    Her DAD walking in..............................
    PRiCELESS!!!

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  • random quiz


    What does your user name mean?
    its my name :D

    Elaborate on your user photo:
    pretending(lol) to perv girls comin down the stairs in FireWater

    How many comments do you have?
    2mins...... 87990? lol probs not even half that

    What's your current relationship status?
    SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay (read with large dose of sarcasm)

    What exactly are you wearing right now?
    lol ok - shorts socks and a watch

    What is your current problem?
    need a job coz apparently buying a car means paying the exact same price on insurance! GAY...

    What do you love most?
    female company, food, money, woman, chicks, girls, babes, u know the usual

    What makes you most happy?
    girls , makin other ppl happy, banter with mates

    Are you musically inclined?
    lol i try the guitat and i pretend to sing but really im more of an artist :P

    What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine?
    obviously id fone pablo and head come pick me up and we'd fly over to cuba and then id get some more then fly back take some, party then fall asleep - rinse and repeat

    If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
    lol not much tbh no real regrets maybe do some small things that will help me out now

    If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
    a fuckin TIGER gonna prowl around bein hevy awesome.. duhh

    Name an obvious quality you have?
    charismatic/not shy something like that

    What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
    iglu & hartley - in this city

    Are you happy today?
    im happy i guess

    Do you have a secret crush on someone?
    secret ones, not secret ones i got them all:P

    Have you ever been in a fight?
    yup lol gd times

    Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
    lololol yeh dressed up as a woman and sang ' ive got to break free by queen'

    What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex:
    first is the face, then like 2 seconds later i analyse every part :P lol

    Whats your biggest mistake?
    liking girls too much :P altho its not much of a mistake, they are awesome

    Say something totally random about you?
    i can probably do whatever u can do but better

    26. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
    lol a drunk girl once said i looked like usher :L :L i failed to see the comparison

    Are you comfortable with your height?
    could be a little taller but im not fussd

    What is your favorite smell?
    theres this perfume that alot of girls wear, and its isanley attractive :O i have no idea what it is tho, also STEAK

    What's something that really annoys you?
    ppl who just dont get me

    What's something you really like?
    a chilled out sit in with some mates

    Do you give random hugs and kisses?
    hugs all around and kisses to VIP's lol

    What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
    does 38hrs count?


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  • remember that time...

    im just copying amanda here but stick a wee memory of me n u down here.
    so go on then...

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How rich will you be?

Naughty Gambler!

Your will probably be rich, but all the money will go to your head. You'll start hanging round the casino's and losing more money than you have.

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How manly are you?

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You are the man that everyone wants to be. Your hench body and the girls surrounding you gives off all the right manly vibes. You'd love a sports car and the occasional beer, but you've got it all under control.
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Name :   ebi
Nick Name :   steve :L
Birthdate :   12th june
Birthplace:   tehran
Current Location:   glasgow
Eye Color:   brown
Hair Color:   black
Height:   5'10
Weight:   10.5/11 stone
Piercings:   one through the liver :P
Tatoos:   nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:    mate ive got millions of friends who are boys and girls
Vehicle:   care pls
Overused Phrase:   hevy
FAVORITES
Food:   meat
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   driftwood/kushion
Candy:   dont do candy
Number:   is it 4? damn soo close
Color:   black
Animal:   tiger
Drink:   yes pls
Body Part on Opposite sex:   i'll have a whole one thanx
Perfume:   hugo boss original
TV Show:   house/two and a half men
Music Album:   donno
Movie:   300 & lord of the rings
Actor/Actress:   angelina jolie..mmmmmm
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDizzles
Chocolate or Vanilla   chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   cappucino
Kiss or Hug:   kiss
Dog or Cat:   dog
Rap or Punk:   both
Summer or Winter:   summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   scary
Love or Money:   money
YOUR...
Bedtime:   whenever (half 7)
Most Missed Memory:   donno
Best phyiscal feature:   donno
First Thought Waking Up:   food
Ambition:   get rich
Best Friends:   channel 4 news team (private joke) lol
Weakness:   woman haha ko
Fears:   woman.. not ko
Longest relationship:   a while lol
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   maybe
Ever been beaten up:   not realy
Ever beaten someone up:   yeh lol
Ever Shoplifted:   yeh...shh but
Ever Skinny Dipped:   once
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   lol
Been Dumped Lately:   nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   blue/green
Favorite Hair Color:   brunette
Short or Long:   either
Height:   no taller than me
Style:   awesome style obv
Looks or Personality:   both
Hot or Cute   middle
Muscular or Really Skinny:   normal
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   japan
How do you want to Die:   take a bullit for some/saving some one
Been to the Mall Lately:   lol the mall, yeh sure :/
Get along with your Parents:   yeh
Health Freak:   yeh
Do you think your Attractive:   lol maybe
Believe in Yourself:   yup
Want to go to College:   i am in college
Do you Smoke:   what kind of smoke???
Do you Drink:   no im a gd muslim :P
Shower Daily:   sometimes twice lol
Been in Love:   love, lust same difference
Do you Sing:   i try
Want to get Married:   probs
Do you want Children:   donno
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   50
Hate anyone:   u
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  • Ohhlala
    luv Ohhlala

    Heyy:-) aw wooo! Yeh u better be out :-D! Well the plan jst nw is common so we could all jst meet in there! At about half 11-12 :-)? If the plans change il let u knw xxx

    5 Stunden her via Handy
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    Hiyaaaa :D
    what you doing for Halloween btw?
    If you say working then I think you should quit? :L

    xxxxxxxxx

    5 Wochen her
  • Stephanie Mason
    luv Stephanie Mason

    Heey!:)
    Just bebo creeping, thought i'd say hi :D
    x

    6 Wochen her
  • Nik
    luv Nik

    coming out on wed
    feel like i havnt seen you in ageeeeeess :(

    xxx

    8 Wochen her
  • Chippa. Dm.
    Chippa. Dm.


    Alright Ebi mate ;) how are you? What you up to :DD

    8 Wochen her
  • Meghan
    Meghan

    p.s 12% in my quiz.....
    you're a disappointment !

    xxxxx

    11 Wochen her
  • Meghan
    luv Meghan

    heyhey :D

    i went and joined the GU and they said i can sign 3 people in, so you can defo come tonight :D

    you are a sadddo....:L

    see you tonight for a jive in the hive x x x

    11 Wochen her
  • Meghan
    luv Meghan

    heyyy :D
    good thanks, youself ? obv your not that good cause you miss me so much ;)
    its really gd but ive got freshers flu !!

    omg yeah, are you working 2moz night ? coz you and dom could come to the hive and we can sign you in ??
    you could even come after work ?

    how is work? has your pervie boss made you do her any "favours" :L

    as much as i hate to admit it i miss you insulting me :D :L

    give me a txt about 2moz, if not we'll arrange something else
    see you soon
    xxxxxx

    11 Wochen her
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    Yehh yehh Ebi :( :P ko you are forgiven, just get me a job next time lol!

    xxxxxxx

    11 Wochen her
  • Fiona
    luv Fiona

    Well saying you got Dom a trial shift but not me :( heavy rejected haha!

    xxxxxxxxx

    11 Wochen her
  • Sarah
    Sarah

    Hey! Was Wonderin if yu would be able to make my birthday! =D Its on the 26th and were havin drinks in mine and then driftwood and abc!!!! wb xox

    12 Wochen her
  • The Hive
    The Hive

    Surprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile.

    Back to September - free for all students September 3rd, 10th, 17th... feck freshers week, let\'s have a freshers month! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'?

    September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours.

    Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted!

    As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.

    2009-09-09 21:09:40

    13 Wochen her
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    I saw Dom today and he explained to me what the 'RIP RON' thing was about :L

    1. Cannot actually believe you named your car :L
    2. Cannot believe you chose Ron! :L

    anyways after lolling about that he then told me that you got a reallyyyyy nice courtesy car..... so any time you feel like giving me a wee shot at driving it, let me know ;) :L

    xxxxxxxx

    13 Wochen her
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    So how you enjoying working life?

    xxxxxx

    13 Wochen her
  • Influx
    Influx

    INFLUX, this wednesday, TATTOO,

    see u there ebi.

    14 Wochen her
  • Hannah X
    luv Hannah X

    Aww sounds like a buzzz:B ! i wish i was on holidayy:( its a shaem u came back to this weatherr haha.

    im goood thanks:D
    it has been ok here not so fun tho! :(
    I will see u 2niteeee
    no u dont you LAVVVVVVV me!!! 8)

    xxx

    15 Wochen her
  • Meghan
    Meghan

    ooohhhh you cheeky asss hole !!! :L :L

    infact if im there, she will defo get a job!
    anywhere she wants !

    thats the magical effect i have :D :D

    xxx

    15 Wochen her
  • Meghan
    Meghan

    it was my chatt that got us in !:L

    done nothing today just ate and recovered !
    think i'm going into town with rachel 2moz to help her find a job ... but thats about it ?

    you hitting karbon tonight ?

    xxx

    15 Wochen her
  • Hannah X
    luv Hannah X

    ebiii:)
    Hows youuu? was ure holiday good?


    Lovee xx

    15 Wochen her
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    Lmao! and all it took was a trip to Egypt.... :L :L
    You'll have to give me goss sometime on msn, whenever I can actually bother myself to go on it :P

    xxxxxxxx

    16 Wochen her