A level headed young male between the age of 17-25 who sensibly makes modifications to his vehicle to improve performance. The use of offensive stickers, spoliers borrowed from British Airways, clear tail-lights that give you a headache and practical rims that cost more than the car are all well implemented by the boy racer. As all boy racers are aware, such modifications make a car not only cool but endlessly faster. Most boy racers obtain this valuable information from such reliable sources as their mates.

Boy racers are also known to drive recklessly, as doing so clearly helps in impressing the opposite sex and compensating for sexual inadequacy. The effect that this has on sensible motorists and elderly pedestrians is generally not taken into consideration. It is not a widely held belief amongst boy racers that motorists will eventually tire of them and encourage them off the road in a pick-up truck

Name: Mark John Storer
Birthday: 12th October 1990
Place of Birth: Haverfordwest
Star Sign: Libra
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Blondy Brown
Height: 6ft0

*Favourites*

Colour: Blue
Food: Chiniese
Type of Music: Anything Apart From Gothic Shit
Singer: Eminem
Film: The Simpsons Movie

*Yes or No*

Smoke: Narp
Drink: Yarp
Been In a Car Accident: Only A Little 1
Hate Your Parents: Sumtimes
Ever Broken The Law: Yarp

*Currently*

Wearing: Shorts
What Time Is It: 15.47
Are You Happy Right Now: yarp
What Are You Listening To: Tele
What Are You Doing: Lyin On My Bed

*One Or The Other*

Water/Fizzy Drink: Both
Dark/Milk/White Chocolate: White
Rock/Pop: Rock
Hiphop/Rock: HipHop
Dog/Cat: Dogs
Phone/Computer: Computer
Highstreet/Online Shopping: Highstreet

*Your Future*

What Do You Want To Do When You Grow Up: Builder With My Own Buisness
What Kind Of Car Do You Want: Mini Cooper
What Colour: Blue
Where Do You Want To Live: Tenneriefe

*Usage Of Stuff*

What Kind Of Shampoo Do You Use: Lynx
What Aftershave Do You Use: Ck, Joop, Hugo Boss, Lacosste
How Many Computers Do You Have In Your House: 3
Do You Have One In Your Room: Narp, A Laptop
Do You Have Your Own Room: Yarp
Does Your Room Have A TV: Yarp
Do You Like Your Room: Yarp, When Its Tidy.
What's In Your Room: Normal Stuf
What's On Your Bed: Pillows And A Duvet
How Many Floors Does Your House Have: 3
How Many Rooms Does Your House Have: 9

WOULD YOU?
[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] snog me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] be my gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] dance with me?
[_] spank that arse?
[_] lick me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U.
[_] think im hot?
[_] what to shag me?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
HAVE Y0U EVER
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] fantasized bout me?