IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU...

BOUGHT SOMETHING : I sure have
GOTTEN SICK : unfortunately
KISSED SOMEONE : yesh
BEEN HUGGED : i hav indeedilly
FELT STUPID : nah i feel pretty intelligent all the time coz im awesome..(and modest)
TALKED TO AN EX : never gone out with any1 so an ex wud be hard 2 find lol
BEEN CONSTIPATED : ? noo
MISSED SOMEONE : yep
JUMPED OFF ROOF : yeah.. its like my hobby?
FAILED A TEST : nope..wat part of AWESOME u not really gettin here
DANCED : yaeh baby
GOTTEN HAIR CUT : nope..need 2 actually
LIED : well.....

U N I Q U E

Nervous habits: nail biting and playing with my jewellry
Are you double jointed: ha yea i think i am lol
Can you roll your tongue: Yep
Can you raise one eyebrow: Yup
Can you cross your eyes: Yep
Do you make your bed daily: i do
Do you think you are unique: I dont think...I KNOW
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R

Said "I Love you"?: yes
Given money to a homeless person: yeah
Smoked: yeah
Waited all night for the phone?: eh noo
Snuck out? yup
Sat and looked at the stars: yep

M A N N E R S

Do you swear/curse?: fuck no
Do you ever spit? sometimes
You do your own chores?: one word...dishwasher
You like beef jerky?: *gags*
Do u trust a girl with your life? yup!
You own a dog?: yep! best dog everr!
Do you like to swim?: love swimmin..im convinced i was a fish in a previous life

WOT DO YOU PREFERE

Flowers or angels?: Flowers
Grey or black?: Black
Color or black and white photos?both
Lust or love?: BOTH
Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset
M&Ms or Skittles?: skittles
Staying up late or waking up early?: Stayin up late!!
Being hot or cold?: I cant help it im hot all the time lol ah no um either or really
Winter or Autumn? winter...SNOW!!!
Left or right? watever u want baby lol
Sunshine or rain? sunshine!

M O R E - H A V E - Y O U - E V E R

Kissed in the woods?: I sure hav
Drank a whole bottle of alcohol by yourself?: Hell yeah man good times
Hooked up in the shower?: yes
Been Dumped?: nope
Stolen money from a friend?: god no..all my friends are broker than i am lol
Slept naked? yup
Been in a fist fight? yup
Had a crush on a teacher? nope
Seen someone die? yeah
Slept all day?: yep
Missed someone so much it hurt?: yep
Fallen asleep during school? ah who hasnt
Cheated in a game?: they cant prove anything!
been to the ER?: far 2 often
Been in a car accident? yup
Had detention? once..i dont think it counts tho really
Cried yourself to sleep? yes
Sung in the shower? ...badly lol
Kissed a complete stranger? hahaha yes
Laughed so hard you cried? hells yeah

Monday:
we started as we meant to continue...with a trip 2 Aldi at half 10am for cheap booze

Alcohol that day was consumed by Myself and Orla in the bathroom and the back of the English lecture

*Me and Orla in English*
Lecturer: "im a pysicist"
Orla: "personally im a capricorn...wait no im a taurus! hey im a bull"

Me :"theres bri lets go sit beside him and offer him wine!"
Orla:"Nah coz im so drunk il prob fall down the steps and the lecturer will notice when we leave early!!"

*talking about Irish meeting*
Me: "im still going to it"
Orla:"to say what? gabh mo leithscéal tá mé fucked?!"

*looks at lecture notes*
Orla:" hahahaha poxy!"
Me: "I love that word..ubiquitous"

Orla:"Stop documentind my fuckedness!"

Orla:"my voice may be sober...but my thoughts arnt!"

*After falling and hitting her head off the fire extinguisher*
Orla:"maybe i hav concussion!...hahaha that wud be funny"

*Jeff steals my hat and i tackle him*
Jeff:" you full on tackled me..you ledge!"
Me:"dude you stole my hat!...

I then got given out to by the bouncers.

Orla decided to ride on the mechanical sheep...

Rory:" I know im drunk..my eyebrows feel so heavy"

*I frantically search for my phone*
Orla:" Ash its right in front of you"

Rory;"my brain is full of hoods and hair"

MARLBOROUGH LIGHTS MARLBOROUGH LIGHTS MARLBOROUGH LIGHTS

*I look up from texting and see Rory eating an empty cigarette box*

Orla:"Ash iv danced around in ur room in my underwear and slept in the same bed as you."
Rory:"and when u were asleep she got a dildo and..you know"
Me:" So thats why i was so sore tuesday morning."
Rory:"oh wait sorry that was me!"
Orla:"sharing is caring"

Tuesday:

Brilliant craic we organised a céili

Orla, Dearbhla, Naoise, Ashy eile and Myself totally carried that céilí!!

SILENT DISCO:
fun fun fun..then Jeff stole my travel card and proceeded to run around trying to convince people his name was Aisling

*some more random quotes*

Ashy eile:"Iv drank the most iv ever drank in my...wait iv drank the 2nd most iv ever drank in my life!"

Emma:"yes thats right i hav my cock pierced"

Emma:"Ash ur the hostess of the mostess!"

Emma:" I never really drank untill Aisling Walsh entered my life"

Wednesday:

We had a party in my house...food, people, drink and drunken behaviour ensued..need i say more?

KINGS!!!

Thursday:

I woke up thursday morning and find orla and rory in the bed beside me..no recollection lol

The guys were mud wrestling..the girls decide to steal their clothes thus forcing them, to walk to the su in their underwear..or in jeffs case: a towel

*We are Chatting and laughing outside su"
Random girls: "treasure Hunt over here anyone interested in going on a treasure hunt?"
No1 pays any attention..
Random girls"Prize of free beerr, vodka and sweets!"
Every1 rushes over to sign up!!

Me and Orla went to Andrew Maxwell..best 13euro iv ever spent!! twas friggin hilarious!!

*More random quotes*
Orla:"drop and giv me 20 or drink that drink!!"
Me:"hey hey orla..hold on..nacho time"
Orla:"dodododo dodo dodo nacho time!"

Me:"we got a gob smack and 2 free drinks out of it ok orla its good enough!"

Dearbhla: *speaking in french accent* bona lisa!! "

Dearbhla: OMG my hairs ginger..wait phew no its not"

Dearbhla:"IS newcastle in Dublin?"

End thursday night headin back 2 my house for a wee while to drink my concoction

Random guy: Got a light? Oh wait! Can I try some of ye're noodles?
Eimear: Eh...
Me: YEAH SURE!
Máire: Herpes!!!!
Eimear: I HAVE IT ALREADY!
Me: Oh no it's airborne!

**sitting in the park**
Me: Lets sit in the trees!
Eimear: And watch the little kiddies heheheheh...

**I pick up a straight stick**
Me: FIGHT ME!
**Eimear picks up a bent stick**
Eimear: Ah balls
**throws down stick and picks another**
Eimear: This one's bent too! Is it trying to tell me something?

Jill: Where are ye?
Me: In the trees, overlooking the skate park, and the kiddies
**Cue more dirty laughter**

**Talking about being pervs**
Me: All we need now are binoculars

Eimear: What we need is a trenchcoat, a pair of boots, sunglasses, binoculars and a bag of sweets!

Eimear: We're such awesome pervs that we don't need to come onto kids, they come onto us!

Jill: Oh I added that girl from oxegen on bebo, whatsername... Jo!
Me: Oh whatsersurname Jo, Jo, Jo Jo, Jo, Jo Jo Jo Jo, Jo
Eimear: Jojo?

Me: I'm having a bum day..
Graham: You're not hippie enough
Me: But I'm not tryign to be a hippie! I'm having a bum day!
Graham: But all bums have hippie tendencies. It's what seperates them from the winos.

**In between songs at The Rimmelines**
Eimear: FREEBIRD!
Me: FREEBIGBIRD!

Jill: So we going to Loughrey's so?
Me: Yeah but I can't drink.
Eimear: Yeah me neither.
Jill: WHY THE FUCK DID YE CALL ME IN SO?

**runs up to owner of Loughrey's and hugs him**
Me: I'M BACK! Did you miss me?
Alan: Oh course! Our best customer! We're thinking of gettting Guiness to sponser you!

Me: I'm so broke, I'd do anything for a pint.
Eimear: Lets milk this..
Jill: You're going to be our beer bitch.

Andy: Gimme your kidney and I'll buy you a pint.
Eimear: AISLING! STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Me: Can I test your drink for poison?

**To Me**
Gerry: What's your name?
Me: Aisling
**shakes her hand and moves onto me**
Gerry: And what's your name?
Eimear: Eimear
**shakes my hand, moves onto Jill**
Gerry: Yours?
Jill: Jill.
**shakes her hand and comes back to Eimear**
Gerry: And your name is?
Eimear: I just told you!
Gerry: Well I forget!
Eimear: In that case my names Niamh.

Gerry: Becareful, the backdoor can get a bit muddy
**wink wink nudge nudge**
Eimear: And do you have a problem with this Gerry?

**On working in Harry Corry's**
Andy: Every so often there might be a guy or two in the shop and I call them over and say "Did you see the football last night? I don't even like football I just need to talk to a man about anything other than curtains..."

Andy: I'll buy you a pint if you let someone stand on your head.
Me: Ah now... depends how much they weigh


Eimear: Il buy you a pint if you steal his shoes.
Me: No, he'll kick me in the head.
Eimear: So take them one at a time
Me: Fuck off he'll just kick me twice then