Conleth Danger McKenna
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- If you dont believe me Ill come at you with my truzi!
- Me, Myself, and I
- < rember brock from pokemon?
For those of you who know me, welcome back. for those of you who dont, welcome. I lead quite an eventful life consisting of having long hair and playing with things i find. id just like to take this opertunity to tell evry1 to give to charity, be exelent to each other and listen to more hendrix & red hot chili peppers. i can only show u the door... you have to work the openy thinggy.
10(ish) COMMANDMENTS OF CONLETH
6: if u start getting bored of ur fav band smack yourself and go find some of their b-sides (nuggets of hiden goodness)
5: defeat the eletist pepl who keep al d gd bands a secret. find out about dem and tel the WORLD!
4: Dream of Californication!
2: put down ur guns. pick up ur guitars!
1: ride the snake to VALHALLA! or wer ever u want to. - Music
- Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Beatles, Cream, the noisettes (possibly the best new band. most other new bands are either shit or indie.), Foo Fighters, the kinks, The Killers, Queen, U bloody 2!, Tenacious D, Lynard Skynard, biffy clyro, rory gallagher, Bob Dylan, the black keys, flamin' lips, white stripes, the racouteurs, oasis, Jack Johnson, Pantera (every1 needs to rage somtimes!), nugget(bebo band, rule!), Mantic(bebo band also rule), John Frusciante (k so hes in RHCP but he deserves 2 be mentioned twice), Billy tallent, bon jovi (because Richie Sambora is a musical genius).
- Plans for the summer
- Moved to blog, not enough room here. in the mean time why dont i tell u all about my favourite films. back to the future I, II and III (especialy II). Indiana Jones (all of them... yes even the temple of doom which some people think is crap but come on! this is my childhood!). always wanted to watch the wizard of oz with the pink floyd album thats supposed to lip sync with it.
- Sports
- Ju Jitsu, and no its not chinese, its japanese. upper 6th hassling. Pinball, cant see no lights or flashes, cant hear no bussers or bells, I play by sense of smell... sorry got carried away a bit there.
- Scared Of
- No fear man! well actualy no im afraid of "youths", the fact that several people i know carry knives, Meadhbh carries a knife, barbed wire, the day the music might die and fear itself.
- Happiest When
- Playin my guitar / with friends / rockin!!! / shootin the breeze / at the stadium arcadium.
- Funny memories
- First ever elk./Rockin all over the world with Ciaran, Drunk rory, Drunk fergal and drunk Cormac after a particularly good elk./Each and every lunch time./Falling over repeatedly on Ciarans road throughout summer 05./Falling over repeatedly down a mountain and then badly face planting at high speed on ski trip./ halloween 06 elk (u guys kno!)/ wednesday the 27th 2007 / liverpool / oxegen. Proably cant remember some good ones cause ive lost so many brain cells.
- most likley to say
- "lets get the F*** out of dodge." / "BITCHIN!" / "exellent" *air guitar pose*. / "rrriiight" *air quotes* / "hendrix rules harder than the whole of the 80s!!!" *argument with ciaran* / "*blues riff* *improv blues lyrics*" / "I dont play the guitar, I fucking weild it!" / " topshop!" / "autobots, rollout!" / "metal gear?!"
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Rory Mc Peake
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Thighs
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Ciaran 'On Fire'Maguire
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Mark My Name Is Batma...
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Ciara Mc Guigan
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Anthony McKenna
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Terrence McCullagh
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Cormac McKay
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Damien O Boyle
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Mark McAllister
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Grace Mckenna
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John O'Neill
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Ciaran Cassidy
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Laura
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Joan McKenna
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Paul H
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Eoin Gilmore
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Aisling O'Doherty
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Aisling Kelly
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Jenny-Lee McKenna
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Frank O'Kane
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Janine Cudden
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Paula Mc Gahey
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Sarah Hunter
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Katie Taggart
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Natalie.
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Nicola Bradley
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Mary Kate McCoy
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Andrea
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Slavedhbh
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JJ Cassidy
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Seamus Collins
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- How much has conleth changed since making the oringinal how well do you know Conleth the etc.? 20 Taken
- red hot chili quiz 16 Taken
- The greatest music quiz in the history of music 28 Taken
- Random unrelated questions? 26 Taken
- How well do you know Conleth, the toe tapping foot stomping dislexic lovable fool? 30 Taken
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is it sad that i play an online role playing game occasionaly?
- yes, u fruit
- no! ur the best godamd level 53 dragonslayer (with a +4 power staff) i ever saw!
- role playing?
- wel lord o the rings was cool so mabye its acceptible
- im picking this one coz i hate "nerds". im also a closet dungeons and dragons fan
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- Jimi Hendrix
- Pete Townshend
- Jesus
- Conleth
- Dave Grohl
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- rich tea for sheer dunking capacity
- the mighty wagon wheel
- the little circles of love that are jammie dodgers
- the controversial jaffa cake. is it a biscuit or just a tiny cake?
- the slabs of goodness that are Nice
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wikipedia definition of "the man"
"The Man" is a moniker phrase used to describe higher authority. This "Man" does not usually refer to a specific individual as such, but instead to the government, leaders of large corporations, and other authority figures in general, such as the police. The Man is colloquially defined as the figurative person who controls our world. The Man is also often used as a symbol of racial oppression.0 Comments 979 days
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Rolling stone top 100 guitarists ( i hope to 1 day feature in this )
1Jimi Hendrix
2 Duane Allman of the Allman Brothers Band
3 B.B. King
4 Eric Clapton
5 Robert Johnson
6 Chuck Berry
7 Stevie Ray Vaughan
8 Ry Cooder
9 Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
10 Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones
11Kirk Hammett of Metallica
12 Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
13 Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead
14 Jeff Beck
15 Carlos Santana
16 Johnny Ramone of the Ramones
17 Jack White of the White Stripes
18 John Frusciante of the Red Hot Chili Peppers
19 Richard Thompson
20 James Burton
21 George Harrison
22 Mike Bloomfield
23 Warren Haynes
24 The Edge of U2
25 Freddy King
26 Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave
27 Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits
28 Stephen Stills
29 Ron Asheton of the Stooges
30 Buddy Guy
31 Dick Dale
32 John Cipollina of Quicksilver Messenger Service
33 & 34 Lee Ranaldo, Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth
35 John Fahey
36 Steve Cropper of Booker T. and the MG's
37 Bo Diddley
38 Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac
39 Brian May of Queen
40 John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival
41 Clarence White of the Byrds
42 Robert Fripp of King Crimson
43 Eddie Hazel of Funkadelic
44 Scotty Moore
45 Frank Zappa
46 Les Paul
47 T-Bone Walker
48 Joe Perry of Aerosmith
49 John McLaughlin
50 Pete Townshend
51 Paul Kossoff of Free
52 Lou Reed
53 Mickey Baker
54 Jorma Kaukonen of Jefferson Airplane
55 Ritchie Blackmore of Deep Purple
56 Tom Verlaine of Television
57 Roy Buchanan
58 Dickey Betts
59 & 60 Jonny Greenwood, Ed O'Brien of Radiohead
61 Ike Turner
62 Zoot Horn Rollo of the Magic Band
63 Danny Gatton
64 Mick Ronson
65 Hubert Sumlin
66 Vernon Reid of Living Colour
67 Link Wray
68 Jerry Miller of Moby Grape
69 Steve Howe of Yes
70 Eddie Van Halen
71 Lightnin' Hopkins
72 Joni Mitchell
73 Trey Anastasio of Phish
74 Johnny Winter
75 Adam Jones of Tool
76 Ali Farka Toure
77 Henry Vestine of Canned Heat
78 Robbie Robertson of the Band
79 Cliff Gallup of the Blue Caps (1997)
80 Robert Quine of the Voidoids
81 Derek Trucks
82 David Gilmour of Pink Floyd
83 Neil Young
84 Eddie Cochran
85 Randy Rhoads
86 Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath
87 Joan Jett
88 Dave Davies of the Kinks
89 D. Boon of the Minutemen
90 Glen Buxton of Alice Cooper
91 Robby Krieger of the Doors
92 & 93 Fred "Sonic" Smith, Wayne Kramer of the MC5
94 Bert Jansch
95 Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine
96 Angus Young of AC/DC
97 Robert Randolph
98 Leigh Stephens of Blue Cheer
99 Greg Ginn of Black Flag
100 Kim Thayil of Soundgarden5 Comments 1039 days
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Stuff me and ciaran plan to do over the summer (the not gay explaination)
(01) Make a raft
(02) More bleeding knees and bruised egos
(03) More misadventures than last summer
(04) Get homemade alcohol business up and running
(05) Download recepie for alcohol
(06) Hoax crop circles
(07) Make bomb
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Test bomb shield (at request of meadhbh)
(09) Go out loads lmao
(10) Do a backflip
(11) Avoid death
(12) Avoid other peoples death
(13) Go on mini road trip
(14) Write song
(15) Beat city hall
(16) Travel further down the road of love and life, surviving if I can(this means listen to more oasis)
(17) Have the best (rated 12A) time of my life ive probably only got a few more summers left in me (Im old beyond my years)
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Wear sunscreen
(19) Drop Maths
(20) Start pirate radio station and broadcast from the old mill... crap, i mean NOT the old mill... hehehe
(21) Get a job
(22) Buy and restore a hippy van to natural glory 4 road trip
(23) Impulse buy many stupid cheap novelty items (The glory of stretchy string and frizbies that dont work lol)
(24) Put the lime in the coke, u nut, and drink em both up
(25) Watch the game, hav a bud (World cup final)
(26) Raise raft from bottom of ocean and start again...
(27) Get Lost *spooky theme music*
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Learn at least 1 NEW thing
(29) Learn at least 1 thing
(30) Kill 2 birds with 1 stone
(31) Walk more than half way IN to a forest
(32) Test our alcohol on willing guinea pig *coughs* Mcpeake!
(33) Make movie (to include wacky adventures of the summer)
(34) Go back in time
(35) Avoid hospitalisation... stupid appendicitis!
(36) The same thing we do every summer... try to take over the world!!!
(37) Make someones day
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Feel Lucky, punk...
(39) start new list for next summer
(40) walk up 2 someone, "say lets dance!" and then nut them!
(41) sit and talk to god
(42) pretend to be smokey and the bandit
(43) "find our way back home and learn to fly!"
(44) find a use for some liquid nitrogen and a box of marshmellows
(45) insite water riot in maghera (1st of august meet at pitch becide the new rec. im not even joking! 1 o clock, bring water pistols and everything. word will be going out on bebo)
(46) Form a band
(47) Tempt fate
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Marry two gold diggers durin a drunken nite in vegas...
(49) Promptly annul the fuckers the next mornin lol
(50) Become our "Friends" characters for a day (Joey and... Ross...)
(51) Get a problem which no one else can fix... find and hire the a-team! Du Du Du Du! Du Du DU!!!! etc
(52) Get a dress for the formal
(53) Have a break... have a kit kat...
(54) Find Something worth looking for
(55) Go off 2 c the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!
(56) Reclaim ciarans rightful throne in the buzz bar! (stupid sam.. jus cos hes got a lethal name and youthful good looks)
(57) Once ciaran reclaims his throne, he'll quit glassliftin an relinquish throne to sam
(5
Find something other than bebo to spend all my free time on...?
(59) Repress all bad memories (Aisling Kelly!)(this is ciarans, i dont know what it means)
(60) Win the lottery
(61) Spend the first 5 of my 15 minutes of fame.
(62) save private ryan
(63) make someone believe its not butter
(64) keep it country
(65) flatline
(66) survive
(67) have fro's for a day (if ur not black that word means afros)
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dont follow the rules to survive a horror movie
(69) invade rocktown and claim it in the name of glen
(70) contact hendrix through a medium
(71) talk about our generation
(72) our g g g generation baby
(73) kick ass and chew bubble gum
(74) Have, Probably the best summer in the world...
(75) Just Do It!
(76) Spend 95% of our money on women and alcohol... waste the rest.
(77) Find another word 4 Thesaurus
(7
Find out how they get the figs in fig rolls
(79) learn to count to 80
(80) there we go *checks off (79)*
(81) Find somewhere where 8A*'s and 2A's gets u laid! (ciaran)
(82) Get Rory to Join Bebo
(83) P.I.M.P!
(84) Cure ciarans OCD
(85) Wax legs... again *coughs* queer! (ok ciaran it was one2 Comments 1283 days
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Fergals BreastsI think you would like to touch them. Also do you think fergal would try to motorboat himself?! lol
Lynn 0 Replys -
you have a most attractive nosealso pictured: buckfast, the word 'bricker' written in blue
Rory Mc Peake 0 Replys -
this is BobHES THE NEWEST MEMBER TO MY FAMILY SEE THE RESEMLANCE LOL I FOUND HIM IN THE BIN EATIN CABBAGE! HES VERY GRUMPY THO!!
Janine Cudden 0 Replys
lol
glad to help, hope tetrus wrks for yeh all lol
hey aw i didnt c him in a mess tank gd! did u ave a gud nite an was da pizza nice
! aye avnt ben up myself yet must gt up! do u nt gt off 4 halloween or wat? were u at 4 placement?
no love left
bout bloody time
hey yea it was reali gud pity u didnt gt upstairs in da nite club! u bk up in belfast? hws it goin?
mckenna!! u 4 bfast this week! im stayin up 2mara nite and tuesday nite! !
yea im on bebo get over it, ever seen a youtube video banana vs time crisis 4 arcade machine???
let me just say it does not end well for the jaguar!!!!!!!!!
when you off from that death ward building???
naw lol she hada go buy a new wan...lol
hello!
yep im a traveller again dis year
bt its for the best, well thats wat im teln myself lol
yo whats up kid? int talked to you in a wile hows things?
cum visit me....lol
would you be up for getting a bus to warrenpoint to see us tomorrow in the I.N.F??wednesday night rip and well all go fishing?? let us know if your up for it b4 2nite and ask your friends everyone is welcome, thanks j>o
The 5 Deadlies: This Is It!
The deadlies return to the cellar bar for the last time, stocked up with dancefloor fillers and drunken sing-a-long classics.
The Stage is set for another nite of music, drinking and the very best of craic, this time including support from the Institute*, who can only be described as truly mindblowing.
This Thursday the 13th August
Doors open at 9.00pm
Bus running from Randalstown, Toome and Magherafelt (and back again)
Contact: 07729129561 or mcgrenas@tcd.ie for details
Guaranteed great night, and the best way to spend a Thursday
DON'T LET ME DOWN!!!!
NO faidng...i didnt see enuf of u at g'bury
lol.. what are you on about?!?
nat much ny friend, urself? just a wee trip to mint tonight! u have a good nite at the heurtel last week?
hey you!!
its goin great,hows you? you should really cum and visit us...well be back at the end of september for belfast round three!!!yeeeoooo!! oh wait are you gunna be there?
love oooooooooooooooooooxoxo
P.S. you only wish you were as cool as brock from pokemon
Alright motherfucker!?!?!? Well didn't i fuckin end up on til 6am, didn see a single band and went home with someone elses vomit on me!!! how was it for u? u pair wern't half wasted, wasn i the jealous one :-(
To: Conleth [+ mate if wanted]
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u are invited 2
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___My 21st Bday Rip
___7th August___
___Beach Club, Belfast (Subject to change)___
___There will be a bus leaving Maghera @ 8.30/9pm. Bus price will depend on numbers which I will notify you of when numbers are finalised___
__Heres hoping yee can make it __
__Let me know asap so I can get numbers finalised__
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aw hw was oxygen was it messy? did u cme hme burnt? aye goin 2 ibizia so cnt wait wet 2 gt clothes da day bt am so nt readi 4 it.lol. wat u at dis wkend? no love nxt time xxx
because i saw a fella through the window in crawfords with long flowing locks like yourself and thought it was u! do you no longer work in the cinema!!?? lol
yeah wer goin back on friday for a couple of months...maybe you should cum visit?!! free shots!!
yeah i know its been waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too long - it must be sorted!!
im gunna be 21 in spain....thats a real excuse to cum visit
ooooooooooooooooooooxox