Name: Marian anne Josephine Hickey
2. Age: 20
3. Birthday: 21/06/87
4. Place of birth: Limerick
5. Sign: Gemini
6. Gender: Female
7. School: Ballina N.S., st.annes
8. Residence: Ballina... tipperary everyone that thinks its in claire is severly wrong
9. Occupation: student...ya have to love the life of a student
10. Sisters: nah i'm the one n only
11. Brothers: 2 john and podge
________your apperance___________
12. Shoe: 5 or 6 depending
13. Hair colour: red heads rule!!!
14: Hair lenght: below my shoulders
15: Eye colour: Blue
16: Weight: eh more than i want
17: Height: 5 foot 5
18: Braces: None
19: Glasses :nah
20: Piercing: ears twice
21: Tattoos: nope
22: Righty or Lefty:Righty
__________ yours firsts___________
23: First award: long distance running
24: First sport you joined: hurling and basketball
25: First pet: terry
26: First real holiday: erm.... cant remember
27: First Concert: westlife...
____________ Favs ___________________
28: Movie: notebook or pretty woman but ill watch anyting
29: TV Programmes: desperate housewives n prison break
30: Colour: green
31: Band: anything
32: Song right now:heartbreak
33: Friend: ailish/frankass
34: Sweet: Haribo's....kids n grown ups love em so..
35: Restaurant: spur's
36: Store: a/wear
37: School Subject: maths
38: Animals: dogs
39: Book: how to kill a mockingbird i'll read n read n read it
40: Magazine: soap magazines
41: Shoes: anything from high heels to runners
_______________ Currently _____________

44: Feeling: angry cause havnt started studying yet
45: Single or taken: having fun
46: Crush: too many to mention
47: Eating: haribo's
48: Drinkin tea of course
49: Typing: hell ya
50: Listening: noise of the cars on the road
51: Thinking bout: bloody exams and the summer ahead
52: Wanting to: sleep forever
53: Watching: the screen
54: Wearing: jeans and t-shirt

_______________ Your future______________

55: Want Kids: yes.....
56: Want to get married: yup
57: Careers in mind: teaching or accountant
58: Where do you want to live: tipperary
59: Car: convertible of some sort

I Have always wanted to _______ you.

You have a cute ______.

You make me _______.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me= ________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my __________.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to r ule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care ab out
the protein cont ent.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning."


WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier
than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep."
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?