Not Hot But Spicy

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Not Hot But Spicy
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  • Mężczyzna, 24, Serce 51
  • z Erskine, the town that time put at the back of the cupboard and forgot about
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zamknij O mnie

Motto
Lets do this
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Welcome to my page, im so good i have a channel named after me and another named after my 1-hour-in-the-future self.
Music
My music collection comprises of many artists, such as A, Sum41, The Offspring, Green Day, Hundred Reasons, R.E.M, NOFX, Wilt, Wheatus, Weezer, [Spunge], Weird Al Yankovic, Alien Ant Farm, The Beatles, Primus, Blink 182, The Dropkick Murphys, Less Than Jake and Reel Big Fish to name but a few.
Films
My favourites include Ghostbusters (1+2), Apollo 13, Serenity, Shaun Of The Dead, Land Of The Dead, Shawshank Redemption, Sunshine, The Dish, Moon, Dumb And Dumber, Ace Ventura, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Trainspotting, Caddyshack, Cannonball Run, Alien Quadrilogy, Star Trek:First Contact, V For Vendetta and the Star Wars films. Also check out Rifftrax, its a totally new way to watch films and should be included as a alternative commentary on the movies they spoof. check out the matrix kung fu video for proof.
Sports
Sports? Is that a swear word of some kind?
Favourite TV Shows
Lets see, I like watching, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Firefly, Torchwood, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Hyperdrive, Black Books, Operation Good Guys, Top Gear, Only Fools And Horses, The X Files, Star Trek, Futurama, Still Game, Rab.C Nesbitt, One Foot In The Grave, Only An Excuse, Robot chicken and Cinematic Titanic
Happiest When
Out having a laugh with my mates, playing my bass, playing xbox or ps2
The last thing i read
Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers by Grant Naylor

zamknij Znajomi

zamknij Which converse are you?

zamknij Pole Flash

    help

    zamknij what hero are you?

    what hero are you?

    My result is: The Doctor

    The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there, and he brings the storm in his wake.
    A Genuis who displays a light-hearted, talkative, easy-going, witty and somewhat cheeky manner, but combines this with a somewhat egocentric sense of unstoppability when facing his enemies. he travels through time in his ship and has saved the universe it's self only a few hundred times. He loaths the use of weapons and uses his trusty sonic screwdriver, his knowlage of almost everything and good old technobabble show the baddies "Who's" boss
    More quizzes:
    your first car
    What song are you ?
    how random are you?
    What is your usual mood????
    Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    See More Quizzes

    zamknij Gadżety


    Fish


    zamknij Quizy

    zamknij Blog

    • Space Corps directives

      003. 'By joining Star Corps each individual tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty and adequate toilet facilities.'

      147. 'Crew members are expressly forbidden from leaving their vessel except on permission of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit.'

      312. States that crew members in quarantine must be provided with minimum leisure facilities, which Rimmer takes to mean: 'a chess set with 31 missing pieces, a knitting magazine with a pull-out special on crocheted hats, a puzzle magazine with all the crosswords completed and a video of the excellent cinematic treat, Wall-Papering, Painting, And Stippling - A DIY Guide.

      349. 'Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights.

      592. 'In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be given to whichever officer can programme a VCR.'

      723. 'Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.

      997. 'Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.'

      1694. 'During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crew member whose timesheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.'

      1742. 'No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee.'

      5796. 'No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.' ("Psirens")

      7214. 'To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts.'

      7713. States that the log must be kept up to date at all times with current service records, complete mission data and a comprehensive and accurate list of all crew birthdays so that senior officers may avoid bitter and embarrassing silences when meeting in the corridor with subordinates who have not received a card.

      34124. 'No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.'

      43872. 'Suntans will be worn during off-duty hours only.'

      196156. 'Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.'

      39436175880932/B. 'All nations attending the conference are only allocated one parking space.' (Although this is given the title ' The All-Nations Agreement') ("Gunmen of the Apocalypse")

      39436175880932/C. 'POW's have a right to non-violent constraint.' ("Gunmen of the Apocalypse")

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    • The Beer song

      INSTRUCTIONS
      1. Put your music player on shuffle.
      2. Press forward for each question.
      3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!

      HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
      Du hast

      WHAT'S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
      A Kind Of Magic

      WHAT DOES YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
      Smooth Criminal

      WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
      You Know You're Right

      WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
      Spank Thru (Eh?)

      WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
      Blockbuster

      HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
      Dance Dance

      HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
      Too many Puppies (WTF?)

      WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
      Suddenly I See

      WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
      She's so high

      HOWS YOUR CAREER?
      Running Through My Head

      WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
      The Way I Am

      WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
      Barracuda

      WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
      Squeeze box

      THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
      T.N.T

      YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
      Too Little Too Late

      HAPPY TIMES:
      Daddy Cool

      SAD TIMES:
      World Hold On

      FOR TODAY:
      All Systems Go

      FOR TOMORROW:
      Where The Streets Have No Name (am i gonna get lost?)

      FOR YOU:
      Time To Go

      WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
      Chocolate Salty Balls (LOL)

      WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
      I Choose (I dont know what)

      WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
      Happy (Very Apt)

      WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
      Here I Am (possibly a magician)

      YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
      Hi-fi killer (every time i hear an x factor winner sing)

      HOW WILL I DIE?
      Here it goes again (oh yeah......reincanation lol)

      THE SONG THAT YOU'LL HAVE AS THE TITLE?
      The Beer Song

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    • Psychology

      I've not spent any time at university so I dom't know much about psychology, what i do know is this.

      The Four Basic Personality Types;

      Person 1. "The glass is half full"

      Person 2. "The glass is half empty"

      Person 3. "The glass is half full, no wait it's half empty, no its half full errrrr.........what was the
      question again"

      Person 4. "Hey, i ordered a cheeseburger"

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    zamknij Favourite Quotes

    Drop your weapons. You're surrounded by armed bastards!

    That's just typical! Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich.

    Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command

    And if it all goes horribly wrong then we've always got Argos... with the laminated book of dreams!

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

    You're always letting people walk all over you, you're just like stairs

    Zapp: Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girls bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in!

    Yes, yes, this is a good land. We will thrive here and we shall call it... This land

    Oh my god... I've got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!

    I've done a search for 'I have roamed the Earth and my hunger will know no bounds', but it keeps coming up with WeightWatchers.

    Hey, wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film, um...”We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other.'

    Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

    What can I tell you? A few ground rules. No bombing, no running, no petting, no diving and no inflatables. In fact, probably best to leave all swimming related activities until later; this is after all, an operating theatre.

    Potato salad; not exactly adventurous, but it gets the job done... That reminds me. We should have sex later.

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    zamknij FunNotes





    zamknij Which Red Dwarf character are you?

    zamknij Which Firefly character are you?

    zamknij Which Torchwood Charector are you?

    Which Torchwood Charector are you?

    My result is: Dr. Owen Harper

    You like to use your humor to your advantage. You are a tough guy. Who doesn't show his emotions often. But once faced with a challenge will agree to sacrifice themselves for a loved one. Blood and gore doesn't make you flinch. You're a doctor! You get used to it.
    More quizzes:
    how random are you?
    What is your usual mood????
    Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
    how mature are you?
    See More Quizzes

    zamknij What Ghostbuster are you?

    zamknij Would you survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

    zamknij Which Famous Bass Player are You?

    Which Famous Bass Player are You?

    My result is: Michael "Flea" Balzary

    "Play That Funky Music White Boy." Slap Bass is your thing, and man can you Slap, so show it off as much as you can. And hey, who needs a shirt?

    You're Flea from The Red Hot Chili Peppers!
    More quizzes:
    how random are you?
    What is your usual mood????
    Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
    wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
    See More Quizzes

    zamknij What Classic Rock Band are you?

    What Classic Rock Band are you?

    My result is: The Who

    The Who are a fast-paced rock band notable for experimentation and pushing the boundaries of their genre with Rock Operas. They were often considered a very mis-matched band due to their conflicting personalities, though it led to very intense and world-renowned live performances. Roger Daltrey with his macho style as he struts across the stage, Pete Townshend and his destructive personality, John Entwhistle standing quietly in the corner turning out lightning-fast bass lines and Keith Moon with his even more destructive personality and fast drumming. Plagued by the death of two of their members and infamous for destroying their equipment on stage and ransacking their hotel rooms, their memory will never f-f-fade away.
    More quizzes:
    how random are you?
    What is your usual mood????
    Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
    wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
    See More Quizzes

    zamknij Which Top Gear Presenter are you?

    Which Top Gear Presenter are you?

    My result is: James May

    You, Captain, are a figure of authority to all the people who are slow and have no sense of direction.

    Though your hair style is a little out of date, the public loves you... What a pity 5th gear doesn't.

    Seriously cars are your life, thats cool because top gear wouldn't be the same without you.
    More quizzes:
    how random are you?
    What is your usual mood????
    Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
    Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
    What Type Of Guy Are You
    are you pretty or darn right ugly?
    Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
    wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
    See More Quizzes

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    • Jennifer Lambie
      Jennifer Lambie

      yeah i got same number! cant mind what i put you under in my phone tho, could you message me your number? sweet. well doors open at 8.30.. so maybe even just 6/7ish for drinks, who knows! what you think?
      i think me and dad are gonna miss last train home, eeep! any ideas how we could get home? im guessing taxi from glasgow to livingston would cost a bomb xD

      2 dni temu
    • Natalie Rose Mackie
      Natalie Rose Mackie

      Aww thats good babe, not about the double shifts though :O not a fan of long days ! Yip Im great and baby great :D Where did you get a house? xx

      1 tydzień temu
    • Jennifer Lambie
      Jennifer Lambie

      Sweet, gimme your facebook ad anyway! I added the A gig as an event on it so can invite you to it :L

      Aye meet up should be good! I've managed to get my dad coming too haha He likes some of their songs so i was like come allonnggg.. more people coming to A the better so they will keep coming back!! :L I'm gonna plan on going to glasgow for like dinner time or something so there's plenty time to party before hand haha x

      1 tydzień temu
    • Jennifer Lambie
      Jennifer Lambie

      heyy, hows you?
      have you got a facebook btw?
      excited for A? :D x

      2 tygodnie temu
    • Natalie Rose Mackie
      luv Natalie Rose Mackie

      Hey How are you?? Hows Erskine Mains treating you? x

      2 tygodnie temu
    • Claire Armstrong
      Claire Armstrong

      Random question, forgot u were on this bebo malarky, were u in kirklandneuk shops last tuesday then also in ikea later that day? (im not a stalker i swear!) x

      4 tygodnie temu
    • Vicki Speirs Aka Fleming
      Vicki Speirs Aka Fleming

      ah kool kool , i have loads of stuff you can have for your flat if you do get it, including a tv/ cd holder, brand new coffee table and other stuff too if you want it its free to a good home ;)

      5 tygodni temu
    • Vicki Speirs Aka Fleming
      Vicki Speirs Aka Fleming

      dave......... did u get your flat? i got a prezzy for you if u did ;)

      5 tygodni temu
    • Erskine Fairtrade
      Erskine Fairtrade

      Are you intersted in Joining the Fairtrade Steering GROUP? We will be meeting monthly and we ar looking for people in the Bishoptona nd Erskine Area to give us a helping hand! Please let us know your thoughts on the subject

      Fairtrade Team - ERSKINE
      .

      13 tygodni temu
    • R G C
      R G C

      Did u catch Shooting Stars? They haven't skipped a beat, still got me peein myself!

      13 tygodni temu
    • R G C
      R G C

      SHOOTING
      STARS
      IS
      BACK
      NEXT
      WEEK

      Finally all is right in the world again.

      14 tygodni temu
    • RetroWitch
      RetroWitch

      Hey babe! Hows you? Looking forward to saturday? The purple flares sound just Awesome! Everyone is making an effort to dress up im really pleased!


      Yeah me and the gang will pick you up around 7ish on thursday to go shopping!

      That cool??

      Tap back!

      14 tygodni temu
    • Lil Princess.Xx
      Lil Princess.Xx

      Yeh i been good thanks babe :)
      Got a new addition to the family ...... her name is bella she is only a few months old but my god she is sooo pretty she has kinda white/grey hair and big blu eyes ! and her wee tail is sooo cute !!!( she is a wabbit)
      ooo doing anything fun with your two weeks off?
      how is every one ?
      xxxx

      15 tygodni temu
    • Jennifer Lambie
      Jennifer Lambie

      Sure thing :D If it still goes ahead - it clashes with Porstmouth gig, so need to get Mr Perry man to sort somthing out / confirm!!
      We need to get all the scottish A buds together and party liek there aint tomorrow haha :L x

      16 tygodni temu
    • R G C
      R G C

      HEY YO DAVY G!

      RGC DAY 24 is this Friday, you fancying a lil BBQ / boze action?!

      I was planning to have my own place by now but still at the folks for another few weeks at least so if u fancy it you know where we are. unless it starts rainin! then feck knows!

      HOws life?

      16 tygodni temu
    • RetroWitch
      luv RetroWitch

      Hey my bootifool other half!!! uve not been on for ages, i commented back on the photos lol! i think the mr sludden one is the best lol! are you coming out next month for my birthday? try and get it off its a tuesday night meeting in yates (25th) then clubbing!

      17 tygodni temu
    • Lil Princess.Xx
      Lil Princess.Xx

      Boo My friend knows you:P :P
      It met your dad for the first time the other day he is sooooo nice!!!!!
      how you been ?? xxx

      17 tygodni temu