Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes with her consent........12 cal, without.......187 cal
Take off her Bra With two hands...........8 cal
With one hand..........12 cal
With mouth................85 cal

Put on Protection hard ...........6 cal, soft......315 cal
Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry Holding her..........2 cal
On the floor..........8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary................358 cal
Doggy........................316 cal
69 lying......................286 cal
69 standing..............512 cal
Italian hanger...........912 cal

ORGASM

Real...............112 cal
Faking............315 cal

After "O"

Lying in Bed........18 cal
Hop off the bed...36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off.......816 cal

Get dressed Quiet and calm.........32 cal

Rushing...........98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.......1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door....1942 cal

Her mum walking in............Priceless

Y= yes
N = no
M= maybe
D= dunno

Would you rather..

[] Fuck me
[] Go out wid me

Do I have a nice smile?
[] Yes
[] No

Would you be sad if I passed away?
[] Yes
[] No

Would you come visit me?
[] Yes
[] No

Am I..
[] Boom
[] Decent
[] Sexy
[] Cute

Would you rather.. hmmm
[] Lips me
[] Sit n cuddle me
[] Fuck
[] Sit in seperate seats n jam

Would you b mine (if i asked)?
[] Yes
[] No

Would you give me your number?
[] Yes ( ........... ) <-----leave your number
[] No (No hard feelings)

Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[] Yes
[] No

AQUARIUS

Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

CANCER

Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.
GREAT in bed. Most horny ever!

PISCES

Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. The best to find the hardest to keep.Very high sex appeal. Good sense of humour. Has the last word. A partner for life. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed.
yep dats me all da way

LIBRA

Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun!
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
GREAT in Bed.

CAPRICORN

Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR
the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS

Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES

Outgoing. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS

Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexual as fuck.

LEO

Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.

VIRGO

Dominant in relationships.EXTREMELY Sexy.Always Horny.THE best in bed.
Always wants the last word.Loud.Caring.Smart.Loves being in long relationships.Addictive.Attractive
. Loud

SAGITTARIUS

Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Good when found.
Loves being in long relationships.

GEMINI

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

SCORPIO

EXTREMELY sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic.Freak in bed.GREAT kisser.
not one to mess with. always get what they want