Joyce Jordan

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  • "WHEN GIRLS DRINK 2 MUCH"......soooo true!!!!

    >1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
    reason,that's ok

    >2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts
    while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move >around.

    >3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
    honestly believe we could do it too.

    >4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a
    homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago

    >5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the
    floor,pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.

    >6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we
    barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

    >7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
    song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

    >8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.

    >9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with
    profs/co-workers/boss should they be around

    >10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or
    bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us

    >11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep
    them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

    >12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good
    at it.

    >13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us
    just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
    vodka.

    >14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the
    floor.. or like the mop.

    >15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the
    wrong way but..."

    >16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

    >17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

    >18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we
    just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

    >19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut
    down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.

    >20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
    impractical..but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.

    >21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who
    said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day.

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Angelina Jolie :

You make heads turn everywhere you go. You have some good values and people respect you for that. You still know how to party and can get pretty wild!

Find out what your friends are doing tonite!

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  • Adam Hetherington 6 dagen geleden
  • Eilis C
    Eilis C

    hello love, wats d stry, em d 8th dec my tickets for, ah sould be a good concert, be me third time seeing her dis year, shes a fucking legend!
    ny d oder girls get ticks? few of us did, so we all head in together, be a laugh!:) ny plans 4 d weekend? x x x x

    2 weken geleden
  • Róisín Kelly
    luv Róisín Kelly

    i is sick :( went docs today off work til next thursday!!!!! :( xxx

    3 weken geleden
  • Brian Oconnor
    Brian Oconnor

    steely booley rock the gaa this saturday nite bout 9 for the 3rd annual fancy dress party!! dress crazy now!!!!

    4 weken geleden
  • Mariga Ardiff
    luv Mariga Ardiff

    4got d love silly me

    5 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Mariga Ardiff
    Mariga Ardiff

    friday loveage missus x x :D

    5 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Adam Hetherington
    Adam Hetherington

    no it should work alright just clik on the link and wen it pops up hit the download now button on the right!

    wats the story with ye anyways any plans for the weekend you goin to bains??

    5 weken geleden
  • Adam Hetherington
    Adam Hetherington

    alright joycer wats the story heres a new mix i put up & the playlists is in my blog see wat ye think

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VN3O6K5F

    6 weken geleden
  • Niamh Garry Maxwell Xxx
    Niamh Garry Maxwell Xxx

    Hey u don't kno me but wil u vote for me in diva next door poll 62 please the link is in my saying :) xX

    9 weken geleden via Mobiel
  • Pippa
    luv Pippa

    only saturday, heading out that night :D

    xxx

    9 weken geleden
  • Pippa
    luv Pippa

    you rebel :p

    pics look great ;)

    it always a good night in the thurzone!!!

    speaking of thursday you get clararararara's comment on facebook? :D

    xxx

    10 weken geleden
  • Pippa
    Pippa

    how the party go? :D

    10 weken geleden
  • Anna
    luv Anna

    Ha ive been sick went out last week an was dying saturday!..on stupid anti biotics..but better:D ...what u at tnite?? ill give ye a text in a bit!

    XXX

    10 weken geleden
  • Fiona O'Brien
    Fiona O'Brien

    How did she get on at the debs last night?? yeah was a good laugh alrite! oh yeah forgot about that... yeah will prob head up hun, tanx!:D im grand, not a bother..dyin for the weekend tho! nope no plans realyy...what abou you? you workin much over the weekend?

    xx

    10 weken geleden
  • Cáit Aka Bán
    Cáit Aka Bán

    HELLOoooooooooooooooo havn't seen ya in around 10,000 weeks....ya still alive up there in the woods???

    xxxxxx

    11 weken geleden
  • Fiona O'Brien
    luv Fiona O'Brien

    hey huni....you have a good night on sat?? you get home alrite in the end? id say you wer in bits on sunday! i was wreked!!! sat out the back sunnin myself all day:D Any plans for the weekend???xx

    11 weken geleden
  • Lorna Carrick
    Lorna Carrick

    ye i tot it was good except for this polish guy was tryna fight me cause he tot i took his girlfriends blouse lol?? strange!! ha ye u wer on the dance floor and he was pushin that guy away :L :L and den u wer jus talkin to dis guy at the toilets and he tried to push him too :L :L he cant remember a thing from saturday :L x x x x

    11 weken geleden
  • Lorna Carrick
    Lorna Carrick

    hey =) did u have a good night ha gary was watchin you like a hawk lol sorry about that :L :L :L x x x

    11 weken geleden
  • Naomi O' Duffy
    Naomi O' Duffy

    ye rick was say ah sure hope ya have a good night x

    11 weken geleden
  • Naomi O' Duffy
    Naomi O' Duffy

    hey having a 21st bday party on the 19th of this month hope ya can make it..it kicks off bout 8 in barnhall rugby club.. let me know if ya can make it .

    11 weken geleden