Why do they call Polish people Poles? I mean, we're from England and they don't call us Engs, do they..

No, just throw the spider out the window, it will just float down to the pavement like a feather because it's light.

Alice: Yeah I love Percy Pig sweets. They also do Percy Pig and Friends, and they've got Percy Pig, who is strawberry flavoured, the cows, who are cola flavoured, but I don't like them, and the sheep, but I don't know what flavour they are, but they're nice.
Hollie: Why don't they do sheep?

Wouldn't it be a horrible way to die with your legs sellotaped together?

I think I'm going to be a joyrider when I'm older, because I keep having this dream where I'm driving a car, and Darren from Hollyoaks is sitting in the back.

Well I think that some dodgy angel called Gabriel came down and drugged Mary, and then raped her, and that it wasn't Joseph's baby at all.

I don't want to go to the other realm when I die, there are tigers there.

I can't stop looking at that cupboard, because I think someone's hiding in there, looking at me, watching me, through the gap, and if I look away, they'll come and eat me.

Karli: Mind the fish tank! Don't knock it over or I'll kill you.
Hollie: What? I'm not a fish!

I wish I had weights on the end of my hair, so it would go straight and not poof up.

Well a ghost hand coming out the wall wouldn't be as scary as a real hand coming out that cupboard.

You can't feed fish too much, because then they'll die. I think they do, and then they float around a bit, and then sink.

Hollie: I had two fish once. One died and the other commited suicide.
Alice & Karli: It commited suicide?
Hollie: Yeah, it jumped right out the tank, and was flapping around on the floor. My dad was watching it. There was nothing he could do.
Karli: Why didn't he put it back in the tank?
Hollie: He was just watching it.

Hollie: If you flush a fish down the toilet, it doesn't die.
Karli: Yes it does.
Hollie: No, not necessarily. Nemo was flushed down the toilet, and he didn't die. He lived in the ocean.
Karli: He was washed down the sink.
Hollie: It doesn't matter, it's the same thing.
Karli: Hollie. It's a cartoon. It's not real.
Hollie: They didn't make it up, it's true
Karli: It's not a real story.
Hollie: No I know the story isn't, but fish can still live if they're flushed down the toilet.
Karli: No they can't Hollie. You flush fish down the toilet usually because they're already dead.
Hollie: Nemo wasn't. He wanted to be set free.
Karli: OMG. (hits Hollie)

Hollie's written: really tierd
Alice: You spelt it wrong.
Hollie: Did I? (crosses it out and writes 'realy tierd')
Alice: Still wrong.
Hollie crosses it out and writes 'relly tierd'
Alice grabs her book and crosses it out, and writes 'really tired'
Hollie: That's what I wrote!
Alice: No it's not.
Hollie: Yeah it.. oh.

I wanted to live on Christmas Island until I found out they didn't have christmas everyday. How cool would it be though, with reindeers, and santas, and giant candy canes.. wow.

Do we have easter eggs because the big rock that Jesus moved was shaped like an egg?

Hollie: What's that big field bit above the marina called?
Amie: Huh?
Karli: There is no field above the marina
Hollie: Yeah there is! That big green bit!
Alice: Yeah that's called a cliff.

(Hollie picks up a pair of shoes)
Hollie: What the hell?? What the hell does this seven mean? I mean, god. Why seven? And why does that one have three?
Alice: That's the shoe size..

Hollie: He could be an enenome!
Alice: That's spelt with an a, not an e.
Hollie: No, it's an e.
Alice: No it's not. It's an a. Go and look it up in the dictionary.
Hollie: Well why is it pronounced as an e! They're giving out false hope!

Hollie has drawn a picture alphabet on Alice's English folder
Alice: Points to the Q, which is a bird What the hell is that?!
Hollie: It's a bird
Alice: Yeah but it's

Blud
Bruv
Safe
Shilky
Bisou
Acquaint
Bear
Schmuck
Wigged
Fucktard
Mindfuck

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God's Gift
I'd Hit That
FitBut
Potty
Well Alright
Alright
Wastegash
Poomplex
Wasted Poomplex


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