FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS : Call your parents mum and dad.


FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"


FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS : Cry with you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.


FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"


FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!


FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did.

Name: Roisin
Nicknames: Roisiendo
Birthday: 19/12/92
Place of Birth: Daisy Hill Hospital
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Male or female: Female.
Year: 5th
School: St. Malachys
Occupation: Student..
Residence: Liatroim


__Your Appearance___

Hair Colour: Brown
Hair Length: long
Eye colour: Blue
Height: dunno
Piercings: ears.
Righty or Lefty: Righty..


___ Favourites___

Movie:John Tucker Must Die!!
TV programme: Home and Away
Colour: Pink
Band: Westlife !
Sweet: Midget Gems
Sport to Do: don’t hav any!!!!!!
Restaurant: dont ave 1
Favourite brand: most brands!
Store: dunno !


___Currently___

Feeling: Happy..
Single or Taken? Single.
Have a crush: Yep.
Eating: Nothing
Typing: N Bebo..
Online? Yep
Listening To: nofin
Thinking About: wat I’m gonna write!!!!
Wearing: Jeans N Hoody..


___Your Future___

Want Kids? yea..
Want to be married? yea..
Careers in Mind: yea..
Where do you want to live: in a hot country..
Car or jeep: car


__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

Hair colour: dont mind.
Hair length: Short.
Cute or Sexy: Both.
Short or Tall: Tall.
Fatty or Skinny: skinny.
Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
Sweet or Caring: Both.
Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker.


___Have you ever______

Kissed a Stranger: Yep.
Had Alcohol: Yep.
Smoked: Nope.
Ran Away From Home: Nope.
Broken a bone:: no
Got an X-ray: Yep.
Broken Someone’s Heart: .Dont tink So..
Cried When Someone Died: Yep.


___Do You Believe In___

Love At First sight: yea
Soul Mates: yeah...
Heaven: Yep.
Hell: maybe...
Angels: Yep.
Kissing on The First Date: depends
Horoscopes: nope der bullshit!!!


___Answer Truthfully___

Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Yep....

EVER WONDER where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start"
to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid
is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new & improved" flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)