aye ha ha funk and hell that is quite shit o them lol. aye supposed to be hame on fri so we'l get a couple o swallys then . is scotland playin next week aswell . wot you bn up to since uv bn hame ' has much folk bn oot . when you away again. you gona have to pay for your courses you were on wi you leaving.

ohhhhh shlarkeeeeee wot you sayin to it now loon. never mind only one week to go then i shud b hame lad. when you hame . you bn oot in toon yet since uv bn away.

ah funk sake tex thats shit . hopefully matt wll make it then . but no worries i'l still fly that flag high and proud wi ma hairry turky oot ha ha .

aye aye well now your back on the rigs get namses weddin af i dont want to be the only single dude there. whare bout yous docking at.

shlarkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. fit u sayin to loon . yous in the dock yet? bn on the piss yet? . pissed your pants infront o your work mates yet ha ha? . telll your work cunts that agent tex gets home on the 27th and you want hame on the same day .

aye aye when you start that lyk. wot is the weather lyk wi yus the noo. it's gusting up to bout 75 knots here the now and totally pisin down. there is bout a 12 and a half metre swel, never done funk all since we got here .

Alrite big fella, raped any dagos yet?

Arite sharky! how was ur time at home bro? yea iv currently been away for 4weeks,got another 2 away them home for a week. yea at the moment iv got christmas and new year off so fingers crossed it stays that way (unlike last year when i had to fly away on boxing day)! whan u next home ma man?

aye aye thats alright . funk the cash as long as ur happy tex. in a few year on the riggs you can b makin that money. but is the job gona b safe or can u get paid of lyk the last time.

fukin reaks in eeer

Bring it on bitch ill shit in your mouth

Alrite cocker any chance you can pick me up on wed fae leuchars please?

its what ya arrrr aint ya a fuckingggggggggg nigel haha reeks of curry in here

going well mate but hopefully moving to edinburgh in the next few weeks. Whats new in the neuk?

alright shark,
how you doing mate?

I can rent you a couch but you'll have to supply your own rubber sheet

aye never mind tex a week tday then attack attack attack. thinkin about taking up kleeks you up for it again. aye we'r ass holes tae but a better class o ass holes. funkin right that took me ages to wright that last messege ha ha .

ohhhhhhh shlarkeeeeeeeeeeee. jst read your page about time you,ve stopped bn a door , miserable , sad grumpy, lazy, homosexual, retarded , alky, mad earny lookalike, stinky. diseased ridin . puss lyk a monk fish, use marge for your hair gel, pledge for deodrant. cacs old bog brush for a tooth brush. pixy's old road sweeping brush for a comb. tony.s old filliting knife as a razor. spazzy jeans old nail clippers she threw at you when you were young. ha ha i'm bored as funk so thought i would slag you for a wee while. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

alright tex . funkin hell get the funkers told to get you hame the sally is shouting on you. your seat will have lost it's shape wi you no bn there. i'm hame on thurs the 1st o oct lad. then it will be attack youl have a drinkin buddy cause cac aint oot much these day's wi him havin that smashin piece.

What about Monday,Tuesday,Wedmesday and Thursday? A need to be home by 5 to cook the tea though or am deed. Am due in Edinburgh Sunday mornin unless a get delayed