WOULD YOU?
go out with me?
give me your number?
kiss me?
watch a movie with me?
let me take you out to dinner?
take a shower with me?
be my bf/gf?
have a fling with me?
take me home for the night?
Would you let me sleep in your bed?
have a relationship with me?
Dance with me?
Spank that ass?
Let me fuk you?
Stick up for me if i was being put down?
Carress my body?
Play strip poker with me?
Say yes if i asked you out?
Get wasted with me?
Greet me in public?
Hang out with me?
Bring me around your friends?

Sing this to the tune of Gloria Gaynor's song "I Will Survive"....

Male Version:
First I was afraid I was petrified...At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less,I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd Assault me in your bed.
I tried to go, walk out the door,But you've been sitting on my legs and I Can't feel them anymore. And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that you're big knickers aren't Made of liquorice lace I want to go,
I've got to leave. Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home With such a sl*t.
God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly Breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what Made me want to court her? With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just Filled up with water
It's time to go, run out the door She's started hinting she wants sex on her Dirty lino floor
I don't think there's anything worseThan the al-co-hol-ics curse.
I WILL SURVIVE !

To which the girls reply....
Female Version
At first I was afraid, I was petrified...By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less, I would've Tried to keep my head, If I'd know for just one second I'd be in Your crusty bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door.But I laughed so hard at your small kn*b that I've fallen on the floor.
Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace, But I'd rather look at that, than at your F###ing ugly face...!
I want to go, I've got to leave.Your talk of chicks and football really makes Me want to heave.
I only know I've got to stop my drinking Spirts and the beer Coz when I looked at you last night, you Looked just like Richard Gere !
Please let me go, I feel quite sick,We had the worst sex in the world and you're An ugly pr*ck
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, At least he's got a lovely flat But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm Stuck with you, you twat.
It's time to go, run out the door.You look so ugly it should really be against the law.I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going To have no stupid fun Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me Want to be a nun !
I will survive I WILL SURVIVE!