Just did some autograph signing in Italy, i didn't realise i had so many italian fans, i guess good music travells fast.

Anyway, this blog is not here to tell you just how amazing and talented i really am, although i am very amazing and talented...

i am interested in taking in some extra people into the rusty kettle gang, try a new angle. not that i need one, but i think just one person who's absolutely amazing is not quite good enough for my billions of fans.


Obviously, none of you are anywhere near as good as i am, but if you are interested. please fill out this form.......





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