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- Me, Myself, and I
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"it bloody hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town
the bloody train is bloody late
you bloody wait you bloody wait
you're bloody lost and bloody found
stuck in fucking chicken town
the bloody view is bloody vile
for bloody miles and bloody miles
the bloody babies bloody cry
the bloody flowers bloody die
the bloody food is bloody muck
the bloody drains are bloody fucked
the colour scheme is bloody brown
everywhere in chicken town
the bloody pubs are bloody dull
the bloody clubs are bloody full
of bloody girls and bloody guys
with bloody murder in their eyes"
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- Music
- Bon Iver, Damien Rice, City&Colour, MGMT, Counting Crows, Joy Division, Semisonic, The Kinks, Phosphorescent, Nick Drake, Elliot Smith, Radiohead, King Of Leon before they went gay.
- Films
- Borat, anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Amélie, The Notebook, Snatch, P.S I Love You, ZEITGEIST, Pan's Labrynth, Lock Stock and Two Smokin Barrels, Any Seth Rogan film..
- the good
- olives, sun, derren brown, song lyrics that 'fit', boys, spanish, alcohol, dancing, hot hot showers, daydreaming, free texts/calls, catching up with folk youv not seen in ages, smell of coffee, and petrol, and 212 sexy. feeding ducks, ma pyoor ded bruwyant pals.
- the bad
- madonna, my absolute lack of willpower, "love games", mushrooms, boys, my naturally curly hair, mondays, confrontation, rain...general scottish weather, how everyone says 'banter' waaaay too much, excessive consumption of alcohol, being let down, unrequited love
- the ugly
- Megan Cullen
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SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Copy and paste into a new email and change the answers to start with the first letter of your name.
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*Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...
*they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial.
You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.
What is your name? Laura
4 letter word: Lick
Vehicle: Lexus
TV Show: Later with Jools Holland? aha
City: London
Boy Name: Liam
Girl Name: Lauren
Alcoholic drink: Lambrini!
Occupation: Lamp
Something you wear: Lingerie
Celebrity: Leonard Cohen
Food: Lasagna!
Something found in a bathroom: Lights?
Reason for Being Late: Laziness
Cartoon Character: Leela from Futurama
Something You Shout: LOOOOORD GIVE ME STRENGTHHH.
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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
I don't have a clue/
2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
No.
3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Dad....bawheed. All am sayin:(
4.Is that your natural hair color?
Broon
5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
well i didn't sleep til like 6am...
6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
NAW
7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
ermmm nah
8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
10 years
9.Can you lick your elbow?
No...no i can't. I'm sorry
10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
haha i have done that. A sore ankle occurred.
11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
have a wank
12.Do you wear fake tan?
Nope
13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
I like sneezing. Its my 8th favourite thing to do
14.What is your favourite room in your house?
The dungeon
15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Teaaa
16.Do fish make good pets?
they make better dinners
17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
a pet sheeeep
18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
Megan
19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
a shitey sony ericson bad boy
20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
Ermm dont know
21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
umm jo's i think :)
22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
haha aye man. the best.
23.When’ s the last time you showered
i dont wash....ever
24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
haha i don't know
25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Doobley
26.Do you make your bed daily?
nah
27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
lots
28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
its a Rangers top, must have been my bros
29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
4
30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
nahh
31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
last nighttt
32.Do you take compliments well?
Ermm not really
33.Do you find piercings attractive?
Sometimes
34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
ohhh
invisible i think
35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
Yes hah
36.Where does number one live?
Glasgoww
37.Would you date them?
haha no
38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
Megan or Alex
39.What color of socks do you have on?
im wearing tights
40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
yes
41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
depends where im goingggg. Anthing from 15 minutes to like 2 hours lol
42.Have you bought anything today?
Chinkay
43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
haha
44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
haha erm, in my bedroom?
45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Night timeee
46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah
47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
megan
48.How many pics of just you do you have?
i dont know i havent counted hah
49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
tungssss
50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
irn bru
51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
you're a fucking digrace
52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
hha dont think so
53.Lap top or pc?
laptop
54.What color is your keyboard?
black
55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
dunno parents
56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
hahah i cant remember that happening
57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
yes, highly
58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
haaha i do now!!
59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
yes:D
60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
ermmm both. it depends what i'm thinking ha
61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
maggots, they are like ten times smaller than worms! ...and i hear they taste like cheese
62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
Yeah we grew some in my garden a while ago
63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
I've attempted but since i have the shittest eyelashes ever they dont really work
64.Do you text or call more?
text probably
65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
Sometimes he's funny and alot of the time he's irritating
66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
haha eh...
67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
the remote control?
68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
god knows
69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
aha yes
70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
Erm, i'm sure it has snowy parts..
71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
I honestly dont care
72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
haha! That depends if it was a really....really good pillow.
73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Orange...or whatever 'cool' name Crayola has called their orange.
74.How many tv's in your house?
erm 3.. 2 of them we never use
75.Type your name using only your elbow
lazjrfzA << haha looks like my arab name
76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
ahah i haven't changed my underwear since 2001
77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
No, but sometimes i know i'm being irritating but i genuinely can't stop. This usually involves alcohol
78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Yeah sure. I'd buy me stuff
79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
yes i have all my body parts
80.Favourite sports to watch?
Football probably.
81.Can you play Poker?
I can try
82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
nahh it's pretty easy to be honest
83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
I've touched myself :( ...hah...er...no. no i have never touched an elephant
84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
Yess my 18th!
85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
not unless i'm drinking milk. Or tea.
86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
YEAH!
87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
hmm, i like them both
88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
tramampolines
89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
I'm sure I have yes
90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
Not particularly
91.Look behind you, what do you see?
The kitchen
92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
haha i've lost a few things down the toilet. Money,
93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
lamb. :)
94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
yeah i am! lots of times
95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
I'm afraid I'd get killed if i said no
96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
No thanks
97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
Sometimes
98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
I'd laugh and then pause, punch them in the face and run away crying.
99.Have you ever broken a bone?
Neeeeeeeope
100.How many times have you moved house?
Once but I can't remember
101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
Oooh i don't know.
102.Curtains or blinds?
What's the question?
103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
YES!!! It was glorious as well.
104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
haha no..i will now though...
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| Name | : Laura Miller |
| Age | : 18 |
| Ethnic Background | : Philipino |
| Birthplace | : Croatia |
| Current Location | : Renton |
| Eye Color | : Green |
| Hair Color | : Brown |
| Siblings | : 3 bros, 3 sisters |
| Kids | : I enjoy them |
| Pets | : One. Cat. Pepper. |
| Occupation | : I sell things that make you fat |
| Car | : Don't have one! |
| Tattoos | : None yet.. |
| Piercings | : Just my ears |
| Birthmarks | : Ummm none i think.. |
| Are you in love | : nope |
| Their name | : yes |
| How long have you been together | : nope |
| How did you meet | : sometimes |
| Do they feel the same way | : no |
| How do you know | : jellied eels |
| How long will it last | : til December 2012 |
| Last movie you saw | |
| Last store you have been in | : Spar! |
| Last restaurant you ate at | : Oooh an italian one in Ireland |
| Last car you drove | : none |
| Last person you talked to | : In real life, Dad, Phone - Lauren, Net- Sheeps hah |
| Last person you emailed | : I don't email people |
| Last place you visited | : Ireland |
| Last thing you watched on tv | : Come Dine With Me! |
| Your current Education | |
| Goal for today | : don't die |
| Goal for this year | : maybe sort my life out? |
| What is you bedtime | : Whenever i fall unconscious |
| Who is your best friend | : I don't have any friends |
| Worst fear | : Losing my friends. |
| Next vacation | : Don't know but i MUST get sun this year. |
| Favorite Holiday | : ohhh Turkey probably |
| Last gift you bought | : I cannot remember |
| Can you cook | : I can. |
| Can you sing | : I can't. |
| Speak another language | : solo hablo un poquito de espanol |
| Last time you cried | : Goddd all the time. |
| The last wedding you attended | : My brothers |
| Biggest turn off | : hmm arrogance |
| Do you smoke | : ''socially'' |
| Favorite food | : everything. aw that chicken noodle thing from ichiban |
| Do you like Coffee | : Yes. |
| Favorite sports team | : Goa FC |
| Obsessed with | : Megan |
| Ever got admitted in the hospital | : Nope |
| Any regrets | : Many |
| What will you do next | : I shall eat. |
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Erin D11/21/10I scored $434 in my spare time being online! I got it from - http://x.co/KTDa Dont say I never help anyone!
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Russ Maclean2/13/10
ah don't make me use bebo, it's wank. You want to get yourself a Bookface account, then you could see my mediocre status updates. I went out a 6 mile run for my sins and sweated out the last of that hangover (unbelievably I woke up still rough) . So what you and your bulbous fingers up to tonight then? x
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Andy1/11/10lol, umm dunno but I got in about 5 though :S
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Andy1/11/10
aye good ta, how was the head on saturday ? lol
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Andy1/11/10
alright gaffer, hows it going?
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ZiDean Walker1/7/10Im pretty sure i hate all crosswords now, because of you, no longer will i sit on a quiet day with nothing doing, trying to complete a crossword. No longer. x
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Arryn12/31/09Do ye lav me
Could you learn to lav me x
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Arryn12/23/09
l.m.a.o yes, that was exactly how u said it aswel
BAHHHBEE! I forgot all about that, they wer fun also Yeh it was alright, backrooms always just alright.. Probs, but hopefully good places.. not balloch lol, wat u gettin up2? xxx
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn11/26/09get ryan to fone me asap cant get a hold of him:@ x
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn11/23/09
lol ok ill be nice
a wanna com down, ryan still gonna be here u think? tell him he needs to fone me!!! xx
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Andy11/23/09
Stop smoking you! That's you telt.
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11/22/09
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
u better be emo girl!!! lol a wouldnt trust any of ma pals around u lol A = ano wot there like B = ur a bit of a man-eater!!! lol defo nd to tell ur bro to stop bn a dik and contact me thn. think am off next weekend so ill try come down to ryans and we'll party away
u got any hot pals ??? or u keep ugs about to look better 
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11/10/09
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
lolol sorry
ill com out if ur cheery this time? me u n ryan nd to get out dwn ur way wen use able to go out? a went out as maverick frm topgun lol was gd haha xx
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn11/2/09
heeeeyyyyy cuz
u still a depressed lookin we emo? wot u bn up2? u go out for halloween? xx
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10/4/09
Notorious F.A.G.
I've just been in the kitchen slavin over a hot oven makin scones, and you go an eat a chinese? You insensitive, fatty fatty biatch! =P Scone? xx
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Iain Crawford
Yup hopefully it'll be a good run of fortune for me now. I'll be sure to buy u a drink next time I see u in mares
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Iain Crawford9/29/09
Agreed x
attraction? lol
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