Jack

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hey (:
lauren here doing up jack's bebo, cause he went to a failure-led place where people cant type properly :)
jack is 14, he will be 15 soon. i expect him to get lots of prezzie's and many pink balloons (a)
i am his BEST only friend apart from cool people like cammy clark (deserved a mention:D ) !
jack is single. but he aint expecting a proposal anytime soon tho. so form a queue!
check his dp, frenchbanter (L)
he is such a failure. he is scared of the plotting face and face's that dont have eyebrows.
his favourite music i think, is probs prodigy. or so he says.. i reckon he loves the stiff dylans and britney spears :)
i make him listen to his real favourites.
he cant type. so its a bit of a fyl :L
im pretty much done here tbh.
jack keep the old profile. the new one is craap.

oh one more thing,
jack has a singing cat called akon and it is a tradition in greece to dance with your legs behind your head.

over and out bbz. :Q.
x
Mijn wederhelft
Lewiee.

Lewiee.

Music
The Podigy, Pndulum and all DnB and Electronic :D
Films
I Am Legend, Fast and Furious movies and other action films
Sports
Football, Golf and Mountain Biking
Scared Of
you.
Happiest When
With Friends and Friday nights.
.
lauren patrick was here 31/august/09 (: xxxx

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Jack drives a Chevy Camaro
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  • The 10 plusses of a Mountain Biker.

    1: They have strong fingers.
    2: They always know when to slow down and speed up.
    3: They have tremendous stamina and endurance.
    4: They always wear proper protection.
    5: They have the fastest 'lap' time.
    6: They know how to work their tools.
    7: They love getting dirty.
    8: The harder and faster they go the better they are.
    9: They know how to work around tight areas with ease.
    10: They are always practicing so they can become better.

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  • this is so rude but so funny

    LIL BILLY

    Lil Billy
    Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing.

    The mom calls the husband a "bastard"

    and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"



    and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

    and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




    and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


    So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



    His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

    and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"


    and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

    And then his dad says
    "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "


    and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"


    and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?"

    "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"


    and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


    "Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
    my dad's upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"

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    • Misfit.
      Misfit.

      just casually bebo stalking, :L we buzzed lauren (h)

      1 week geleden
    • Laauureen.
      luv Laauureen.

      your buzzes hurt like hell boy :/
      i was walking up the ramp and you buzzed me, then craig, then you some more, then fraser clelland who wasnt even in our chat, he buzzed me and all.
      i have a bruise.
      happy?
      hahahaha, i kid
      xx

      2 weken geleden
    • Laauureen.
      Laauureen.

      heeeey :)
      im okaay thanks:)
      yoou?
      sorry i cant text back, im outta texts ^^;
      naaa, i went to claire boyle's. it was me and her and yvonne and her sister and all her sisters mates :D
      it was amazing
      what did you do?
      xx

      3 weken geleden
    • Lewiee.
      luv Lewiee.

      1 week..
      OBV NO MATES JACK.
      ITS KAY I'LL JUST ALT CLICK THEN DISTIBUTE MY GREEN SPERM INTO YOU.

      xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox :/

      4 weken geleden
    • Lewiee.
      Lewiee.

      as I recall you have stolen my sayings a plenty so.
      STFU NOOB.

      5 weken geleden
    • Lewiee.
      luv Lewiee.

      I GOT A BELL IN HERE!
      yea, we've got a piano, sit down. :L :L

      jack, your such a towel.

      6 weken geleden
    • Lewiee.
      luv Lewiee.

      awh haya jack
      ah pure luff yoooooooour chickenchowmain :D

      <3

      6 weken geleden
    • Laauureen.
      luv Laauureen.

      dammmmm o_O !

      6 weken geleden
    • Laauureen.
      Laauureen.

      hahaha, shuuuuup :L
      yea you did O.o !
      O_o <- hoping this worked and isnt the other way hahaha (:
      xxxx

      6 weken geleden
    • Katie Talbot
      Katie Talbot

      YOU DIDDD YOU DELTED THE COMMENTS YOU LEFT ME :(
      well.. that I left me 8-)

      6 weken geleden
    • Katie Talbot
      Katie Talbot

      are you angry at me :L ?

      6 weken geleden
    • Katie Talbot
      Katie Talbot

      YOU DELTED MY LOVE
      BIATCH
      you dont get love for that.

      6 weken geleden
    • Laauureen.
      Laauureen.


      SHUT UP JACK ^^;
      im such a failure :'(
      ehm, shopping sunday, working friday, foot ehnighttttt (:
      dunno what else. YOU WILL REPLY QUICKER IN THE FUTURE.
      xxxxxx

      6 weken geleden
    • Katie Talbot
      Katie Talbot

      its nice to know your happy with yourself :)
      pahahahaaaaa
      lovely comment below.

      6 weken geleden
    • Laauureen.
      luv Laauureen.

      i cant actually what i was doubleyoo tee effing at :(
      im okaay thanks.
      naa, was working ehdaay 8-|
      BTW. FML.
      last night, three fails in a fucking row man.
      omfuckingG!
      that is a doubleyoo tee eff tee bee haitch.
      anyways, plans for next week?
      xxxx

      6 weken geleden
    • Katie Talbot
      luv Katie Talbot

      are you kiddin me onnnnnn..
      i thought akon was misty
      theres two
      thats double my pain.
      fml

      7 weken geleden
    • Katie Talbot
      Katie Talbot

      bebo me back you whore.

      7 weken geleden
    • Laauureen.
      luv Laauureen.

      not bebo'd ya in a week eff ess eff ess.
      wtf?!
      hows you?
      upto much?
      at one point during the october thing im gona have you mellie and cammy round, cause i feel bad that wee always crash your gaff :L
      xxx

      7 weken geleden
    • Katie Talbot
      luv Katie Talbot

      is akon a different person to misty?
      HOW MANY CATS DO YOU HAVE?
      and nah its not that badddd
      i just cant touch her hahaha
      calll ya later
      xxx

      7 weken geleden
    • Katie Talbot
      luv Katie Talbot

      nobody really beboes you.
      thought id say
      HEY ;)

      7 weken geleden