If you are using Internet Explorer 6, you may not have the best Bebo experience. Please consider upgrading.
- The Other Half Of Me
- that sound of credits added when ya win in ceasers ...
- Scared Of
- the winesse ever gettin shut down on queally .. big series .. the smell in kev and keiths
- Happiest When
- listenin to grant "trying" to piece a night together
close Video Box
Having AutoPlay on gives you the best media experience on Bebo. When you visit another user's profile, their Video Box will automatically start playing their current favorite video.
You can change your account settings at anytime here: account settings
I LOVE This Song!
= I KNOW This Song!
Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly
= Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me.
Man, I’m hungry
= Man, if I don’t eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar…again.
You’re really pretty
= I’m going to be really ashamed of it tomorrow but tonight is all about instant gratification, honey.
I’m soooooooo drunk (said by a girl)
= I’m excusing myself from any blame for my actions tonight.
= I'm sooooooooo horny
I just, like, want to help animals, ya know?
= I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know?
You’re my best friend... man!
= You’re my only friend in arm’s reach right now and I need someone to pay for this shot, man.
I don’t want to ruin the friendship
= You’re a nice girl but you’re very heavy and I’d rather pretend I value our friendship than spend tomorrow dreaming up ways to kill myself.
Let’s take a walk, this bar is crowded
= I prefer my handjobs outdoors.
I’m totally fine
= I’m totally going to be needing a toilet or bucket in about five minutes
What’s up, M8?
= What’s up, guy-who’s-name-I-can’t-ever-remember?
Hey, did you get the notes from Bio?
= Hey, I’m going to ask you about class because I’m too scared to ask you out.
I had, like, ten beers before I even came out
= I'm, like, the kind of guy that lies about how much I drink.
So whose round is it?
= PLEASE DON'T BE MINE PLEASE DON'T BE MINE PLEASE DON'T BE MINE
= I'm out of money and need someone to buy me drink
I can't believe you're drunk already!
= I've been milking a Miller Lite all night while you've been downing Whiskey.
C'mon, she has nice big tits
= She may well indeed be horrendously fat and I'll take a lot of shit for this tomorrow but I'm going to make petty justifications to satisfy my lust monkey.
Man, check her out.
= I'm way too intoxicated to tell if she's attractive or if she's a three-toed sloth. Your reaction should be helpful in deciding which she is.
She has pretty eyes.
= See "She has big tits"
This place is shit. Let's go
= I have tried for 45 minutes and can not find a woman I want to have sex with.
= I got shot down by a couple girls over there and want to leave before they tell every woman in here about my half assed drunken attempts.
The crowd was really bad
= I was the best looking person there
The crowd was really snobby.
= I was the ugliest person there
Yeah, all bouncers suck.
= I'm too ugly/drunk/both to get in anywhere
that girl is totally eyeing me
= she glanced and looked away in revulsion
dude, this girl was totally in to me
= she gave me a fake name and left
That fat chick is kinda cute...
= Take my keys away immediately; I am in no condition to be driving tonight.
What are you drinking?
= There is no more beer left. Make me one of those.
This is my beer
= This is really your beer but since you don't remember and this one is more full I'm going to take it.
= You're out for a night of drinking when someone calls out "Hey, let's go to (insert place here)!" You blink your eyes once only to realize that you are at said location, with no memory of how you got there, who came with you, or how you got in.
I have to go find my friends.
= I'm trying to get the hell away from you.
Do you want to go back to your place?
= I still live with my parents.
0 Comments 256 weeks