Graeme Burch

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
http://www.dancersanddjs.com/Search/...
The Other Half Of Me
The Tullie
For The Ears ...
Electronic Dance Music ......
House / Electro / Trance / Club Classics & Old School Anthems.
For The Eyes ...
Dont get much time to watch movies but like horror`s - Saw 1, 2 & 3, sci-fi - Alien collection, action - Bourne/Bond movies etc.
Art ...
Dj`ing
Course (s)
Dance Music Production
Thing`s that make me smile ...
Eating, sleeping, partying, Dj`ing (all in the one go.........)
Thing`s that don`t make me smile
Sneaky People (2Faced) , Early Mornings (before 11:59am)
Past, Present & Future...
Educating, Experienced & Still Learning !

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  • You Know Your addicted To House Music When

    The store clerk at the record store knows you by name.

    The record store knows your tastes so well that they put that special import album behind the counter just for you.

    You store your vast music collection in alphabetical order, by genre and in extreme cases by year.

    You spend more money on CDs/records/mp3s than you do on clothes.

    Your wardrobe consists mainly of t-shirts with group logos. Give yourself an extra point if any of them are no longer the right size or are too worn to wear, but you keep them anyway for sentimental reasons because they remind you of a special dance event.

    Every MB of your mp3’s memory has been used. In fact, you have enough music to fill up several mp3 players.

    The thought of other people touching your CDs makes you want to seriously hurt someone.

    You take naps during lunch because you went dancing last night.

    You never listen to the radio anymore because all you listen to are house music CDs.

    When you say, "I need my FIX for the week." you are not referring to drugs.

    You watch the MTV music awards and you don't recognize any of the new groups/singers because you never listen to that music anymore.

    You are on the web all day long visiting House Music web sites.

    You are pondering getting a license plate with House or Jack somehow in it.

    You are a writer/columnist and all you think about is writing about House Music. (I hope it’s not just me)

    You try to pass your addiction onto your other friends.

    You walk into the club and everyone there is like family to you.

    You maintain a dance-related website. Give yourself and extra point if your e-mail address is dance-related

    If you have pets, at least one of them has a dance-related name

    You copied all your house music to your office computer and that's all you listen to 9 - 5

    Heaven is having lots of space on the dance floor.

    Your password has either House or Jack in it.

    You carry house music with you wherever you go, just in case

    You constantly search the internet for house music related websites and information.

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  • 10 Things NOT to say to a DJ [AND WHY!!!]


    10 Things NOT to say to a DJ [AND WHY!!!]
    1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD... SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
    [The DJ has to play for more than one person... so what you hate may
    be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to,
    one way or another, asshole!]

    2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"!
    [Get real! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some
    sort of BEAT!]

    3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS............
    [PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. We have to put up with rooms full of smelly people and loud music levels all night long... Do us a favour and DON'T give
    us a rendition of your favorite song, however good you might think you are... knobjockey!]

    4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
    [OK... you just polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song.]

    5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
    [The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in your theory!]

    6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
    [Why settle for one night? Buy the CD and get laid for a whole month,
    wanker!]

    7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
    [The ONLY people who can get away with that statement sign the DJ's pay cheque!]

    8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
    [It's a lot easier for you to go have another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the DJ to recite the name of every record in the
    box!]

    9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS!
    [It's NOT advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed (but some
    people do anyway)! HOWEVER, even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement!]

    10. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!
    [If you're gonna leave after I play it, why shouldn't I wait until the
    very last song so you can stay all night!]

    1 Comment 821 days

  • Scotland

    PROUD TO BE SCOTTISH :

    Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

    And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!

    Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in Scotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

    Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

    Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    NOT TO MENTION..

    3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

    142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

    58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

    31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

    Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

    18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

    A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

    5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

    and finally...

    In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

    1 Comment 853 days

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  • Joseph Westwater
    Joseph Westwater

    aright bud how's life??

    4 days ago
  • Djmazzab - Mary Ann
    Djmazzab - Mary Ann

    djmazzab - Bring The Bounce Back November 2009

    http://www.4shared.com/file/15097855...

    1. Ultrabeat - I Wanna Touch You (KB)
    2. O-Leta - Get Here (Total Control)
    3. N-Force - All My Life (KB)
    4. Ultrabeat - What Will It Take (Hypasonic)
    5. Nalin & Kane - Cruising (KB)
    6. Ultrabeat - Sure Feels Good (Lee S)
    7. Dizzy Deejays - Sound Of The Underground
    8. Total Control - Joe Joe's Tribute
    9. The Real Booty Babes - Poker Face (KB)
    10. N-Trance - Set You Free (KB)
    11. DJ Sasha - This Is No Game (Hypasonic)
    12. Ali Payami - Phatt Bass (Delusion)
    13. Hypasonic - Bring The Beat Back
    14. Rihanna - Disturbia (Tony N)
    15. Hypasonic - Doesn't Matter
    16. Bass Slammers - Wonderful Days
    17. Divine Inspiration - The Way (Infekt)

    For Other Bounce Mixes Visit Bebo Pages -

    www.bebo.com/djmazzab & www.bebo.com/DJBassyD84

    Enjoy ;)

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    1 week ago
  • Joseph Westwater
    Joseph Westwater

    whit happened wi the job bud!!!!????? joe.

    2 weeks ago
  • Collette Mc Curley
    Collette Mc Curley

    Hi,

    how is Derek?
    XX

    2 weeks ago
  • Djmazzab - Mary Ann
    Djmazzab - Mary Ann

    Djmazzab - November 2009 Bounce Mix

    http://www.4shared.com/file/14515671...

    1. Agnes - I Need You Now
    2. Sugababes - Get Sexy
    3. F.N.P - Edam Anthem 2009
    4. Northern Allstars - Broken Strings
    5. La Roux - In For The Kill
    6. Attic - Last Goodbye
    7. D.N.A - You Are The One
    8. Skyla - Ayo Technology
    9. Jaime Jay Vs JLX - Cheat Again
    10. Dance Assassins - Never Leave You Alone
    11. Agnes - Release Me
    12. Lady GaGa - Paparazzi
    13. Tom Parr - Missing You
    14. Emanciption - All My Love
    15. Ultrabeat - Use Somebody

    If You Do Not Wish To Recieve My Mixes Block
    The Commentor From Your Page

    Maryann xx djmazzab xx

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    3 weeks ago
  • Michael Casey
    Michael Casey

    whats the latest on derek m8?

    3 weeks ago
  • Bamboo Nightclub
    Bamboo Nightclub

    Eureka Thursdays @ Bamboo


    All Drinks £1


    3 Great rooms of music!!


    See you this thursday Graeme Burch


    Drop us a message if you want free entry!!

    3 weeks ago
  • Victorias Nightclub
    Victorias Nightclub

    THIS FRIDAY!! 30th OCT..

    THE OFFICIAL CLUBLAND HALLOWEEN PARTY

    After rocking the dancefloors all summer at ES Paradis and BMC the UKs biggest club brand is back in Glasgow for the biggest Halloween party in town !!

    with.. the Friday Night Posse, D:Code feat Emma. the Love Fridays DJs, Full halloween decor, Clubland CD and merchandise giveaways.. plus MC Rocking just added!

    Sat 14th Nov: TINA COUSINS (LIVE PA)
    Fri 20th Nov: DIMENSIONAL.. IT'S BACK!

    victorias.tv
    .

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    3 weeks ago
  • Fraser McMartin
    Fraser McMartin

    Alright mate - what's the latest with your pal? I was in the town on Sat night and seen the ambulance & police outside the masonic...

    Hope he pulls thorugh mate

    Frazz

    4 weeks ago
  • Major Hangover
    Major Hangover

    no worriesmate , any time

    4 weeks ago
  • Major Hangover
    luv Major Hangover

    right ive had a wee crunch with the figures and i could do this for £140. let me know if thats cool .

    4 weeks ago
  • Michael Casey
    Michael Casey

    alrite m8 can u keep me posted on how derek is i worked with derek for years and love the guy to bits.

    4 weeks ago
  • Gary Doherty
    Gary Doherty

    any news on derek

    4 weeks ago
  • Noble Whitelaw
    Noble Whitelaw

    Hi Again Graeme Burch
    It's Finally Here, The One You've Been Waiting For

    DESTINY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

    5am Close (Subject To Licence)

    Get Down To The Sports Cafe This Saturday
    For The Biggest & Busiest Night Out In Glasgow


    Room 1 : Noble Whitelaw (Destiny Anthems)
    Room 2 : Halloween Party Room

    Horror Facepainting, Halloween Cocktails,
    Free Spooky Gift For First 200 People, Apple Dooking
    The Return Of The Monster Co2 Cannon From Ibiza

    £500 CASH FOR BEST COSTUME !!

    This Will Be Rammed, Get In Early Or Not At All !

    REMOVE AS FRIEND FOR NO FURTHER INFO

    Much Love
    Noble x

    4 weeks ago
  • Collette Mc Curley
    Collette Mc Curley

    Thanks, pls keep me posted.


    XX

    4 weeks ago
  • Collette Mc Curley
    luv Collette Mc Curley

    Hi Graeme,

    can you message or PM me with what happened to Derek.


    XX

    4 weeks ago
  • Patsy Mojo
    Patsy Mojo

    Hey hws u? Who was it tht got assaultd?x

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Sunset Boulevard
    Sunset Boulevard

    Hey Graeme Burch

    1 WEEK TO GO TILL HALLOWEEN MADNESS @ THE BOULE...

    Come party with us tonight & look forward to a great HALLOWEEN weekend!!!

    You know there is no other place to be than 'THE BOULE'.....FIRST 25 in Bellushi's get free entry into the club

    and don't forget to check out the cocktail specials on offer!!

    Upstairs Trevor Reilly & Andy Mcgirr take it to the next level with dance anthems....Legends in their own right.

    Downstairs Dj Naeem & Dj Asim ... 2 of Scotlands finest give you rnb, hip hop & chart right to the end!!!!

    It's a must on a saturday to come see us here @ THE BOULE.

    See you Tonight.


    SUNSET BOULEVARD

    4 weeks ago
  • Djmazzab - Mary Ann
    Djmazzab - Mary Ann

    HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME??? COME AND DO MY QUIZ :)

    http://www.bebo.com/QuizTakeRegister...

    djmazzab xx

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    4 weeks ago
  • Dj Asim
    Dj Asim

    Hey Graeme Burch

    Hope u r good :D

    I am Dj'n at the BOULE 2nite with Dj Shabz (Silver)
    playing a mixture of RnB, House/Dance & Chart

    A night not to be missed.....
    mail me for G.list or if you have my number txt me :P

    c ya 2nite :D

    4 weeks ago