Emma

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Emma
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  • weiblich, 16, Herzchen 255
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  • Ich bin Single
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  • Mitglied seit: November 2006
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 24 Wochen her
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Motto
I think I orgasmed a few times just then...(: Pete Wentz♥
Ich über mich
　　　　　　　R A W R ! !

　　　　　　　　Emma .

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I know people hate me.
And I accept it.
Because I know they're just wishing they were half as good as me (:

.
　　　　　　Yeah so it's...

Miss Ejactulation Can Modify Small Condoms
Miss Long Cranberry Condoms
Miss Condom Is For Control
Miss Blow Jobbing Boys Wannabe
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The TyrannosaurusRexy Trio. We're Sexy Bitches.
　　　　　　Lauren, Trina And I =]


You havn't lived until you've spoken to me.
　　　　　　　　　　Yeah Matey x]


Perfection </i>is like eternity
　　　　　　Impossible .



　　　　　　　　　　　　 ♥

　　　　　　So what if you can see,
　　　　　　The darkest side of me,
　　　　　No one will ever change this
　　　　　　animal I have become.
Meine bessere Hälfte
Alice

Alice

I kissed a girl and I liked it... ♥ x x

　　　　　　Bitch . facє .
Emma. 14. I have uber amazing mates. I'm a flirt. I'm loud & ott. I have confidence and I'm probably an arrogant little shit but oh well. Don't like me? well you suck :] Don't know me? well what are you waiting for? The buttons on your left... Love you xo
　　　　　　You Makє Mє Wanna La La =)
Lauren Cole the most amazing best freind, I Love You xoxo x Lindsey, Alice, Trina, Ginge, Susy, Chloe, Nathalie [my beautiful girlfriends xo] Jack R, Aidan, Jack C, Luke, James, Bex, Nathan, Viki, Danny & Matt . 　　　I Love You All xoxo
　　　　　　I ♥ Music ♫
Fall Out Boy (22.10.08) Paramore (04.06.08) Simple Plan You Me At Six (22.10.08) Boys Like Girls (22.10.08) Three Days Grace Aly & AJ All Time Low Anastacia Angels & Airwaves Ashlee Simpson Avril Lavigne The Beatles Billy Talent Blink 182 Blue October Bowling For Soup Brigade Britney Spears Busted Coldplay Dido Evanescence Fightstar The Fray Funeral For A Friend Gnarls Barkley Goldfrapp Good Charlotte Green Day Gwen Stefani The Hoosiers Hundred Reasons Jimmy Eat World Jonas Brothers Kaiser Chiefs Katy Perry The Killers Len Leona Lewis Linkin Park Madonna Matchbox Twenty MC Lars The Medic Droid Metro Station Michael Jackson Miley Cyrus My Chemical Romance P!nk Panic! At The Disco Plain White T's Porcelain and the Tramps Pussycat Dolls Queen R.E.M Rihanna Slipknot Snow Patrol Stacie Orrico Stiff Dylans T-Rex Tenacious D There For Tomorrow 30 Seconds To Mars +44 ♫
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They say there's a common thread that binds us all. But what if I sewed you up with an uncommon one, and fell inlove with the scar?　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Pete Wentz
　　　　　　♥
x Laurєn Colє x Makє-up x Dr Who x Eyє Linєr x Nail Varnish x Brightly Colourєd Tights x My Bєautiful Girliєs x Slєєpovєrs x Music x My iPod x Family x My Cats x Thє Smєll of thє air whєn it's bєєn raining x Misty Mornings x Rєading x Films x Singing x My Piano x Fit Boys ;] x Bєing totally OTT x Poєtry x Fall Out Boy 22.10.08 x Paramorє 04.06.08 x Drama x Wєymouth 08 x Things that happєn in tents ;] x Cuddlєs x Girly Chats x Edward Cullєn x Nєros hot Chocolatє x Topshop x Bєing Alivє x
　　　　　　Lauren Cole ♥ Long Cranberry Condom.
Oh My Big Bang Theory! Yes well Miss Long Cranberry Condom is the most amazing person on this plannet. Despite our plots and attempts to kill eachother, I do love her rather a lot!　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Tbh I'd rather be eaten alive by fire ants than hurt her. I'm a train wreck but without her I'd be a freaking plane crash 　　　　　　　　　　　　We are hardcore and go to Sainsburys (: We laugh at very strange things... MUSHROOM!, Who? & WHAT TO DO?!　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　We made up the incredible badminton dance (: And we Formally Fall Over. 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Lauren Cole is my Loft Ho and helps me paint things...　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Lauren Christine Cole I Love You Rather A Lot And Don't You Ever Forget It!　　　　　　♥
　　　　　　.Add me up bitches (:
emma-x_4@hotmail.com

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    • The Great Concequence Stories of Emma & Lauren

      Are You Sitting Comfortabley? Then Lets Begin...


      Pete & Hayley

      Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy met...
      Hayley. The most beautiful woman he had ever met. He felt...
      Very horny yet very turned off by her. They met in...
      the most pit of a rock concert. He knocked Hayley over and said...
      "This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you."She replied...
      "I know how you feel!" she grinned and continued, "we should meet up sometime after this!" He nodded and then knocked her over accidentaly again. The consequence of this was...
      Pete left Fall Out Boy and Ashlee Simpson. They started a new band and got married. The world said...
      'Why don't you spend the night on top of me? I'll make sure no-one looks."

      The Universe said, "oh well, time someone made some pretty babies, shame we decided to blow the owrld up tomorrow....


      Emma & Pablo Picasso (written while Emma was cooking...)

      Emma was in the kitchen cooking onions when suddenly she saw...
      Pablo Picasso who, like Van Gough had recently cut both his ears off...
      She called out to him across the road but he didn't reply, she felt awestruk by his originality and immediatly proposed...
      He saw her out of the corner of his eye and said...
      "These mushrooms arn't shrinking"
      Emma nodded and replied " i don't know how much bacon to put in'
      Pablo gave her a funny look and walked away. Emma cried out..
      'Oh gosh your pants are on fire! are they goose feather?"
      However he could not hear her, the consiquence of this was
      Hogwarts burnt down and Dumbledore turned out to be gay
      and pablo also burned to death, remember children- don't cut off your ears !




      Now wasn't that exciting?

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    • I updated it.............x

      ____The Basics_____(the easy stuff first)
      1. Name: Emma Stanley-Clegg
      2. Nicknames: Slut Face, Chuckie, Slag..
      3. Birthday: 17th February
      4. Place of Birth: A Hospital
      5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
      6. Male or female: female
      7. Grade: Year 10
      8. School: Rodborough
      9. Occupation: Student
      10. Residence: House
      11. MSN Screen Name: - - - - > C l e g g [x]

      __Your Appearance___(drop dead gorgous- i wish)

      12. Hair Colour: Blonde (and proud)
      13. Hair Length: longish
      14. Eye colour: Blue (I want Green)
      15. Weight: light as a feather (do you really think i'd tell you that?)
      16. Height: 5ft 9”
      17. Braces?: no
      18. Glasses?: nope
      19. Piercing: no
      20. Tattoos: nah
      21. Righty or Lefty: righy

      ___Your 'Firsts'___

      22. Best friend: eerr, Carice...she was adopted and I havn't seen her since she was 6.. after that.. Susy Salino !
      23. First Award: um, swimming 5m or something like that...
      24. First Pet: cats, love’em
      25. First Holiday Abroad: Sicily, it rocks
      26. First Real School: Milford infants..
      28. First Love: Love is strong word

      ___ Favourites___(oh what can i put here?)

      29. Movie: There are too many!
      30. TV programme: Dr. Who
      31. Colour: Dunno... Green/Red/Black/Pink
      32. Rapper: MC Lars (:
      33. Band: F A L L O U T B O Y ! ! ! !
      34. Song Right Now: Sober- P!nk / Dance Dance- Fall Out Boy
      35. Friends: They know who they are
      36. Sweets: Percy Pigs xD & Chocolate
      37. Place: My bed
      38. Restaurant: Where ever there is nice food (:
      39. Favourite brand: of what???socks...???
      40. Store: Pony Express/ TopShop/ New Look
      41. School Subject: Drama
      42. Animal: Cats, Horses
      43. Book: Twilight Series/ Lets Get Lost
      44. Magazine: Kerrang!
      45. Shoes: Brightly coloured..

      ___Currently___

      46. Feeling: Like a new person
      48. Have a crush:Not that I'm aware of
      49. Eating: Nothing right now.. I've just eaten
      50. Drinking: Tea =)
      51. Typing: this (what a stupid question!)
      52. Online?: well duh!
      53. Listening To: P!nk
      54. Thinking About: :D
      55. Wanting: For everything to be ok
      56. Watching: erm, the screen and my fingers (another stupid question)
      57. Wearing: Clothes ...

      ___Your Future___(is not found yet)

      58. Want Kids?: yes well not yet obviously…
      59. Want to be married?: yes but to the right guy
      60. Careers in Mind: vet or psychologist
      61. Where do you want to live: in a big house, in England…
      62. What Car Do You Want?: One with wheels.....

      __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___(who said it had to be opposite?)

      63. Hair colour: Don't mind
      64. Hair length: enough to fiddle with lol
      65. Eye colour: love any really
      66. Measurements: Oh what? :P
      67. Cute or Sexy: both
      68. Lips or Eyes: Lips (: I like eyes to gaze into though xD
      69. Hugs or Kisses: Both At The Same Time (:
      70. Short or tall: Taller than me
      71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
      72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit of both
      73. Fatty or Skinny: Somewhere in the middle
      74. Sensitive or loud: bit of both
      75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
      76. Sweet or Caring: Both
      77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: In the middle

      ___Have you ever______(wanted it to be so cold?)

      78. Kissed a Stranger: no
      79. Had Alcohol: Yeah
      80. Smoked: no don’t plan to…
      81. Ran Away From Home: nope. i love my mum
      82. Broken a bone: no
      83. Got an X-ray: yes (on my gaw)
      84. Been with someone: Yup
      85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Possibly
      86. Broken Up With someone: yep
      87. Cried When Someone Died: ye

      0 Kommentare 720 Tage

    • Do this please.......x

      1. What's your Name?
      2. Are we close?
      3. What do you think of me?
      4. Do you have a crush on me?
      5. Would you kiss me?
      6. would you fuck me?
      7. Describe me in 3 words?
      8. If you Had Me for 30 Mins what would you do?
      9. What was your first impression of me?
      10. Do you still think the same?
      11.. What reminds you of me?
      12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
      13. How well do you know me?
      14. What do you like best about me?
      15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something you couldn't?
      16. Could you ever love me?
      17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
      18.Are you gona put this on your blog and see what i say about you?
      19.Anything to say before you go?

      3 Kommentare 720 Tage

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    • Ellie X
      luv Ellie X

      I miss you :(



      <3

      38 Wochen her
    • Ellie X
      luv Ellie X

      heyyy
      yh im also great danke :D
      oooo i love urban decay make-up :P its sooo prettty
      yh has been alright lol....ive had a lot of work to do though :( wbu?
      ILoveYou xxxx

      40 Wochen her
    • Ellie X
      luv Ellie X

      heyya bubs x
      hoowa you??
      did you enjoy your birthday :P what lovely things did you get?
      i misss you:(
      LoveYouLoads xxx

      40 Wochen her
    • Trina.
      luv Trina.

      Whore....





















































      This is Nathalie btw... I screwed over Bebo and deleted my account because they are stupid chavs =]

      So I'm now spamming on Trina's account! Mwahahahahahahahaha


      Love you slut don't get any STDs I don't wanna catch them =P


      LOVE YOU MORE THAN MARSHMELLOWS!!! (That's a lot!)

      Kisses xoxo

      42 Wochen her
    • Alice
      luv Alice

      Emmaaaaaa.

      I haven't seen you in foreverrr :( And I miss youuuu..
      And im not gonna be at cafe this week or the one after so I won't see youuu... and i'm gonna shut up now :)

      Anyways, how're you my sweet?
      Been up to anything interesting?

      Lovesss
      xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

      43 Wochen her
    • Dan
      luv Dan

      EMMA!!!

      I'm good thanks, how are you?

      I know maths used to be so fun lol! Mr Elkins, what a legend! lol

      Who do you have for maths? We're on our 7th teacher now since September!

      I haven't been up 2 much really you know this and that, loads of maths!

      Have u been up 2 anything?

      Cya 2moz

      xxxxx

      43 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      luv Loz.

      Jolly dee

      Yes, I know how they make condoms, they do the thing I do with the hoover. You told me at 1am on sunday, and yelled it twice today (scaring both times)

      lol

      LYL

      xxxxxxxxxxxx


      ps: did you find where Tony hid the chocolate?

      43 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      luv Loz.

      OMG!!! ahhh how the hell did I get that wrong??

      Argghhhh...it's been a really bad week ok?

      and unfortunately it's not over yet...=/


      but lets just hope the new week starts on saturday otherwise God know's what will happen. I'll probably fall out the loft or something. lol

      LYL (even if I cannot remember your name properly)


      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      44 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      Loz.

      oh yeah that thing I did. I hope you know how much effort i put into to doing that for you...I had to awkwardly swap places with the other emma and everything. lol but it's because I love you miss Emma Mary Christina Stanley Clegg.

      ^^See I remember the order of your middle names thanks to your new name

      Miss Ejaculation May Modify Small Condoms:P

      lol


      LYL

      xxxxxxx

      Edited: Lauren later realised that she had been a complete and utter twat and that emma's name is actually Emma Christina Mary Stanley Clegg with stands for Ejaculation Can Modify Small Condoms.

      44 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      luv Loz.

      ok. I'll tell him (actaully, I probably won't, but oh well) lol


      but anywho he's booked for 13 months time. lol


      You're welcome for yesterday. and I can't actually remember what I did on friday but you're welcome anyway. lol


      LYL&L&L

      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      ps: I just noticed that you have used my full name 4 times on the side bit of your profile. Imagine how much effort that would be to change if I got married:P

      45 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      luv Loz.

      Btw, I just booked Wayne for our 16th....he asks if you still fancy him :P

      lol


      lyl

      xxxxxxxxxx

      45 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      luv Loz.

      my what?? lol

      I'll see if I can squeeze you in *checks diary*....oh yes, I have nothing planned for the rest of my life so yes tomorow break. lunch is fine.

      Well I haven't done my chemistry either but I have done drama/german/english/maths/ a bit of history.

      oh the joys of school =]

      ILYL

      xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      ps: it turns out 'hate me' actually says And then I fell down yelling, "Make it go away,"

      not

      And then I fell down Lauren, "Make it go away,"

      46 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      Loz.

      Your skin should say

      I'm the type of girl who bursts out laughing at a) text messages lauren sends me b) the hand movement that trina does c) the mention of mushroom and d) things that happened yesterday

      and tomorow you can remember 'old macdonald had a farm, ea ea ea ea ea'

      lol

      ly


      xxxxxx

      46 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      luv Loz.

      :O ....I forgot to press the magic button!

      (its probably cos I'm not as intelligent as you when it comes to dating)

      46 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      Loz.

      Hurrah!

      wasn't that a stroke of luck?? lol

      and I'm glad to hear you retained the information? was it four seconds this time?

      :P

      ILY

      xxxxxxxxx

      46 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      Loz.

      Breathe...breathe. you should know by now that technology has been invented purely to piss us off.

      Ok. I think I know what you're talking about...but I'm not sure...

      but yeah if you send me the stuff I'll prinit it.

      ILY

      xxxxxxxxx

      ps: will you be able to retain this information for longer than 3 seconds??

      46 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      Loz.

      Breathe...breathe. you should know by now that technology has been invented purely to piss us off.

      Ok. I think I know what you're talking about...but I'm not sure...

      but yeah if you send me the stuff I'll prinit it.

      ILY

      xxxxxxxxx

      ps: will you be able to retain this information for longer than 3 seconds??

      46 Wochen her
    • Loz.
      Loz.

      Oh yeah...I came and took the walls from your house so it actually doesnt have any:P

      well you can picture me huddled on the rug by the fire with the cat on my lap drinking hot chocolate.

      (thats me drinking hot chocolate, not the cat)


      (except I don't have a cat...or a fire for that matter...but I did drink hot chocolate) lol

      LYL
      xxxxxxxxxxxx

      46 Wochen her