King Of Portonia

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Fornication Under Consent of the King
Me, Myself, and I
The Journey of a King

A long, long time ago, in the year 2004, the war torn Kingdom of Portonia was a town of ruin. In-fighting amongst the masses threatened to destroy what was once a beautiful place. Step forward one man who lead a band of rebels into the Battle of the Brae which would forever change the Land of Portonia.

Crowned on the Bogolstone, having slain the once mighty Crackhead of the scheme, a legend was born. The lengend of the King of Portonia.

Throughout his rein in Portonia, the King forged new links with the Kingdoms around him. He was befriended my mystical creatures the Naked Snail and his Pidgeon bodyguard, appointed Pissy the court jester and formed a special bond with th fair Rosaline, Princess of Greenockia. Even a bond across the see with Bint, a nazi enthusiast fro the fatherland.

Feeling he had done all he could for his people, the mighty king decided to pack his bags and head for Stirlidonia, where the natives were in dire straights.
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Corina

Corina

I'm not a Jew - she likes that!

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Upon the border leaving Portonia he found the one person in the kingdom who still required his help, a munchkin by the name of Laura (La-ow-ra) who kept muttering something about tethering a deer to the 18th hole.

The King and his new companion carried on their treck to Stilidonia where legend has it they still reside.

There is much more to the legend of the King of Portonia and his adventures with the Stirlingites, the three witches of Castle Court, Sir Magsalot and his trusty steed Snailur but that, my subjects, is a story for another time...
The King Likes:
His Amigos|His Castle|Iain|Alcohol|Prince Gambon de Pompadour (RIP)|Wrestling|Drama|Music|T
 oys|When a Girl Bites Her Bottom Lip|Amsterdam|Styling With His Fur Coat and Sunnies
The King is:
Royalty|A Man|A Myth|A Legend|An Alcohol Enthusiast|An Enemy of None|A Friend to Most|A Leader to All|A Learner|A Teacher|A Hot Son of a Gun
Films Worthy of a King:
Anchorman|Stuck on You|Pulp Fiction|Family Guy|Thundercats: The Movie|Transformers: The Movie|Resevior Dogs|Stand by Me|Momento|The Holy Grail|Walk The Line|Crash|Hot Fuzz|The Doors
The King Watches:
Scrubs|Family Guy|Arrested Developement|American Dad|The Simpsons|Wrestling|Still Game|Peep Show|The Mighty Boosh|
The King Listens to:
Spinto Band|Camera Obscura|Ryan Adams|Kasabian|Kaiser Chiefs|Jet|The Zutons|Alex Llyod|Flickerstick|The Bravery|The Beatles|Peter Bjorn and John|Starsailor|Howling Bells|The Rapture|Gwen Stefani|The Last Town Chorus|Goo Goo Dolls|Bloc Party|Crowded House|Eels|Belle and Sebastian|Maximo Park|Artic Monkeys|The Kooks|Muse|The Subways|Upper Room|Bluetones|Supergrass|Cap
 tain|The Doves|Razorlight|The Fratellis|The Dead 60s| Hot Chip|New Young Pony Club|The Cribs|Klaxons|CSS|Bell X1|Arcade Fire|Biffy Clyro|Editors|Music|Feist|Gui
 llemots| Sunshine Underground|Crowded House
The King is currently:
Wishing he was stateside with petal!!!

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    Look at your Bebo Friends and then take the names of the first 12, and answer the questions about them!



    Now answer these questions:

    Q: Have you ever kissed 7? Can't say I have. He'd Love it though!
    Q: What's the best memory you have of 9? The first time I met her and she spat cider everywhere, classy!
    Q: When's the next time you're gonna see number 4? Don't see this bawbag often enough! My best bud and I do have a date with an australian in november but I better see his hackett coupon before then
    Q: Is number 8 pretty? Damn tootin'!
    Q: What was your first impression of number 10? 'That bird in the corner could drink me under the table'
    Q: How did you meet 3? Through the munchkin. Knew him to see before that though
    Q: Is 11 your best friend? Defo in the group of best mates but Mr M has the crown. Sorry Neldo!
    Q: Have you seen 6 in the last month? Yeah, all be it fleetingly though
    Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you? Negative
    Q: When was the last time you saw 12? The morning after the big 47 birthday bash for a quick curer I think
    Q: Have you ever been to 1's house? Yeah, it's not as pretty as mine though
    Q: When's the next time you'll see 10? Next time I'm down yonder unless she get's her ass up here like she's threatened to do
    Q: Are you really close to 3? He's one of the few guys I could tell anything to. Weird considering on the grand scale I've not known him as long as some
    Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4? It used to be a regular occurence along with sneaking into the waterfront
    Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2? Nah, she normally fishes me out of it
    Q: Would you ever go out with number 1? That's boggin'! It would be like dating my sister
    Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most? Tonnes of random shite. Great to talk to bout personal crap too though
    Q: Do you even know 9? Of course I do. Don't always admit it though lol
    Q: Would you give number 1 a hug? That's what she's there for
    Q: Are you in love with number 12? Think it's probably more lust. When he says 'right, let's get that tap aff ye!' I go weak at the knees and turn the light off. He always turns it back on though
    Q: Do you know a secret about number 8? I don't thinks she keeps secrets. Either that or I'm not to be trusted
    Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5. They have never actually met but it would be utter carnage
    Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 6? The boy has impecible comedy skils. He knows how to turn that frown upside down
    Q: Have you ever danced with number 4? Give us a bottle of I can believe it's not southern comfort and I defy anyone to out dance us(or at least stagger in time to the music)
    Q:How long have you known number 12? Known that munter for around 7-8 years now. I took him to his first night club. Bless
    Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 1? Physical? Naw, she kick my ass!
    Q: Would 2 and 4 make a good couple? I could think of worse.
    The german might ragdoll him a little though
    Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face? Numerous times but she packs a punch herself
    Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother? Laura and Big T have met numerous times
    Q. How did you meet number 6? YT
    Q: What would happen if you put 11 and 12 in a room together? BOOM!
    Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5? I once told him he didn't look pretty. He cried for 3 hours
    Q: What is the best memory you have with number 1? I don't have one particular memory but she makes most of the good ones!
    Q: Do you live close to 6? Not anymore
    Q: What is number 2's favourite food? Fuck knows. carcass of jew???
    Q: Out of your top 12, which one would you say is the funniest? A'dam or Andy
    Q: Who is the most flirtatious? probably have to say wilky
    Q: If you could change one thing about number 10, what would it be? Change Kimbo? what a ludicous suggestion
    Q: Say something nice about number 11. Neldo is da bomb! Cracking girl, cra

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  • Virrun Singh
    Virrun Singh

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    2 weeks ago
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    Mark

    indeed i am! busy educating and shaping young minds! what bout u,got that dream job on loose women yet?

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    15 weeks ago
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    22 weeks ago
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    SuperFergie

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    26 weeks ago
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    Hey hows things? Have some RaNdOm LuV. X x x

    33 weeks ago via Mobile
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    Angela

    Hellllo sunshine !!! Naw seen yer big face in aggggeees wer u been hidin !? Wat u been up to sire !!!??:) :) xx

    35 weeks ago via Mobile
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    Kyle T

    awrite m8 how goes it?

    36 weeks ago
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    wot u tokin bout mofo i always respond but unfort i been wifout bb for 2 wks waiting on fukin virgin. when u cuming to c me

    37 weeks ago
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    hows it goin mr reid? what u been up to?

    37 weeks ago
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    39 weeks ago
  • Laura McLaughlin
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    Hey Stranger
    I'm good thanx, not up to much these days, been behaving myself for a change.
    wat about u? where you working these days?
    Let me know next time ure about and we can catch up.

    laura xx

    39 weeks ago
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    39 weeks ago
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    alrite mate when u back cos im moving into a new flat so b having a wee house warming soon

    40 weeks ago