1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Have you ever smelt my armpits?
5. Would you stick ur finger up my arse for £10?
6. What was ur first impression of me?
7. Do u still think the same?
8. What reminds u of me?
9. Have i ever attemped to molest you while you sleep?
10. How well do u know me?
11. What do u like best about me?
12. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
13. Have i ever stolen food from you then rubbed it on my genitals?
14. Give me a nickname and explain why?
15. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
16. Anything 2 say b4 u go?
17. Would you like me to send you a dirty picture?

Gonorrhea is a sexually transmitted disease (STD). Gonorrhea is caused by Neisseria gonorrhoeae, a bacterium that can grow and multiply easily in the warm, moist areas of the reproductive tract, including the cervix (opening to the womb), uterus (womb), and fallopian tubes (egg canals) in women, and in the urethra (urine canal) in women and men. The bacterium can also grow in the mouth, throat, eyes, and anus.

Chuck Smillie' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Smillie instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Smillie sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Smillie once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Smillie won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Smillie smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Smillie doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Smillie was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Smillie is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Smillie.

Chuck Smillie is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.

Chuck Smillie lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Chuck Smillie has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

The chief export of Chuck Smillie is pain.

Chuck Smillie can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "moan then".

If you can see Chuck Smillie, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Smillie you may be only seconds away from death.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Smillie can kill him and take it.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Smillie. His reasoning? It was "more humane".

Chuck Smillie once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Smillie likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Chuck Smillie doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Smillie--more than meets the eye, Chuck Smillie--hard man in disguise," and starred Chuck Smillie as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided into two.

Chuck Smillie once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

If you ask Chuck Smillie what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he kicks your cunt in.

Since 1985, the year Chuck Smillie was born, one punch related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Smillie has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Smillie.

In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Smillie's Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry that he punched fuck out of Michael J. Fox, whic