RULEZ OF BEBO!
RULEZ OF BEBO!

(1)
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


(2)
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


(3)
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


(4)
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


(5)
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


(6)
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


(7)
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


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Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


(9)
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


(10)
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


(11)
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

1) Am I one of your good friends?
2) Describe me in three words:
3) Can I have your phone number?
4) Do I annoy you sometimes?
5) If you could be anywhere with me where would it be?
6) What is one memory that we have shared that you will never forget?
7) Am I easy to get along with?
Name one bad quality of mine.
9) Name one good quality of mine.
10) Would you get into a fight to defend me?
11) How sweet am I to you on a scale from 1 to 10?
12) Have I ever made you cry?
13) Have you ever made me cry?
14) Do you luv me?

1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me somewhere?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. take me home for da nite?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. put dis on your blog 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funny?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wit me?
20. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?