Empezando el peruano no es peruano es perucho!
no viene de El peru viene de perulandia city pe!
no te dic hola.. t dic oe conchatum...!!
no come... traga ,jamea,tira combo
no tiene hambre..le suena la tripa...
no duerme...jatea
no besa..agarra !
no t akricia.. T MT MANOPLA!
no t sujeta contra su cuerpo.. T APrIETA!
no llora.. mokea..
no c rie.. c kga d la risa
no t pega.. t sak la mierrr..
no t pregunta como estas.. t dic ke xuxa haciendo!?
no t bromea... t jod
no tiene amigos.. tiene patas CAUSITAS tu barriooo!
no tiene papas... tiene viejos!
no t habla... t mt floro , t hac labia
no hay mozos.. hay mosaicos..
no hay cervezas...son chelas!
heladas? diras al polo campoo!
no ta apurao.. ta con las justas...
no esta en situacion critica de dinero... ta misio! agujeta!
no ta trist.. ta hasta las webasss!
no c kae... se sanputa
no escucha reggaeton ..tira su perreo!
no c tpga x atras... t puntea!
no te coketea... te afana.. te jilea...
no tienes enamorada... tiene jerma, hembrita, costilla
no tienes novio.. tienes tu jilberto santa rosa.. tu machucante tu peorisnaa!
no te declaras.. t mandas t lanzas...

no dics oiga.. ud?.. dics oe won!
tus amigos no son amigos.. son tus webones..
tu amigas no son tus amigas son tus bitches!
nunk dics diablos! dics aii carajo!
nunk metes la pata.. simplemnt LA KGAS!
no peleas... DESARMAS EL KIOOSSKO! METES PLEITO..
no tienes pantalones.. tienes lompas...
salon? diras lonsaa!
no hay buses.. hay combis..micros..colectivo!
no hay 50 centavos.. oe chapa tu china!
no eres estudiante.. ERES MANTENIDO
no sales a la klle VAGAS!
no vas a fiestass TONES COMO MIEERRRDA!
x too eso i mucho mass feel proud of ya country! this shiit is mad dope! pa toa ma perucha ppl!

1. If u ever been hit by a "chancleta"
2. If u grew up scared by something called " El Cuco "
3. If others tell u to stop screaming when ur really just talkin.
4. If u use ur lips to point somethin out.
5. If u constantly refer to cereal as " Con Fleys ".
6. If ur mother yells at the tops of her lungs to all u fo dinner, even if its one bedroom apartment.
7. If u can dance Merengue, Cumbia, Salsa, Reggaeton witout music.
8. If u have atleast 30 cusins, n not inludin the ones that we call cuzen bcoz we noe then fo long time.
9. If u are in a 5 passenger car wit 7 people in it & a person is shoutin " Subanse, Todavia Caben!"
10. If u call the North Americans " Gringos" n call all Asians people "Chinos" n the corner shop " the chinitos store".
11. U put your clean pots in the oven for storage .
12. If ur mum keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near
the stove.
13. Ur mum swears that Vicks Vaporub is a cure all.
14. U can`t leave a party without taking home a plate of food.
15. Ur abuela makes you put on slippers because walking around
barefooted will make you get sick.
16. "La Correa" was used to discipline u.
17. Your Mom has two sets of dishes and bed sheets: One for everyday use
and the other for "cuando llege visita" (when guests visit).
18. U blast the music at 8am to clean the house on a Saturday.
19. Ur older than one of your uncles or aunts.
20. The whole familia gathers around and STANDS STILL in front of the
VIDEO CAMERA at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like
its a regular camera. lmaO