Orls: "We better get it, i need it for my nose!"

Ró: "It's far from Qantas socks up me top I was raised"

Orls: "All my life I've never looked down"

Taximan to Orla: "Do you need a forklift?"

Ka: "There's 3 fellas over there, how about it? you. me. and the friend can watch."

Orls: "Lads I dropped my camera and broke it,the only thing is, it works"

Barman: "Be good! and if you cant be good, call me!"

(At the Aboriginal Food Demonstration)
Ka: "I wonder will we have to taste it?"
Orls: "Ah no, sure you couldnt eat that"

Ró: "Ka saw two emus. She's going home now, she's seen everything."

Ka: (In the rainforest) "AAAAGGGHHH! that flew in front of me!!"

Tim: Do you have any tattoos?
Orla: Why wold he ask that?
Ka: I think they're into that.

Tim: Do you like dragons?

Orls: "And the gas thing is, none of them know each other!"

BEN VAN DYKE IS THE THREE HUNDRED DOLLAR MAN!!!

Ka: Lads, will we go see this? (Musical of Priscilla, Queen of the desert)
Although they're a bit too transexual for my liking.

Dutch Girl: We have a scorpio in our room ya?

Ró & Orls: Oh the heah! Oh the boob! oh the ceiling! oh the police! oh the double glazing! oh the mattress!
Ka: lads, will ye shut up.

Ka: ye're dickheads when ye get going

orla: how do you spell x-men?

Pat: Arla... Did Kathleen do something to her hair?
Orls: Yea! she got bangs!

Ró: whats your favourite hair follicle length?

ka: the worst was the next day when i found one in my handbag...

Orls: ...you know, with tabouli and stuff..

Pat: pick up the ball, you red and white *******

Ka: we can order chips or wedges?
orls: well, the chips come with it, but you dont have to eat them...

Ka & Orls: Hail Mary, Full of Grace..
Ro: I CANT HEAR ANY MUSIC!?

Orla: the thought of 5 and 6 makes me sick

Orls: I could just have easily been going for a snickers

Joe: child abduction is not funny

Ro: Hello? Build-A-Bridge services? yes, its an emergency, we need you right away!

Orls: look, this saw is only $2.99! how could you go wrong??

Orls: Hows the go kart racing?
Brett: Its hard to explain. it's like little cars that race each other.

Matthew: its either stinking hot with humidity or just stinking hot eh?

Adrian: I hope that box is empty mate cos im not picking up your filthy fucking cigarettes

Matthew: so what do you guys do for a living?
Orla: Im a primary school teacher
Shane: you must have an awful lot of patience to put up with those little fuckers

Shane: how do you guys know each other?
Ró: we're sisters
Shane: oh. so did you bleach you're hair? (to Ka)

Orla: i think its really hard to colour with crayons

Orla: Declan O Rourke and who?
Ka: its just him...
Orla: theres a girl singing too
Ka: that wsa roisin!! (result!!)

ka: that was good want it?

Ro: Delores! where the fuck is my coffee??
Orla: ok, now say it in english.

Danny: did you see that bird that picked up that bird earlier? seriously. what a legend!

Sam: sod it. our kid. Morning Campers!

Orls: do you say "Shall I"?
Dan and Sam: yea
Orls: thats very enid blyton of you

Dan: i can speak irish
Orla: really?
Dan: yea. wha a dickhead!

Sam: shift your bin bag bollocks! you can get a tank through there!!

Ka: did you see a dingo?
sam: nah. it did one.

Fuzzy Duck...Does he?!

Orla: Lads, I love ye, I really do!
Ka: I love you too!
Ro: I love you too, and not just cos you were famous once.

Ka: ...are you still talking?

ro: is that a weird child?

Odhran: this peace process is a fucking nightmare

Kevin: egg? on a cesar salad? sure thats obvious. that doesnt need to go in the quote book.

Kevin: is your guy white skinned? hang on now, what does that mean?

ka: i was only helping Odhran out because of his colour blindness

Kevin: i dont like it!

Kevin: ah this is grand. its kind of a culotte.

orla: it sounds like you'd get loads of good advoice though

MORE TO COM..

"WHOA HOOOOOO"

"Hello Palladium!"

"Wolli Creek!"

"Hello reception? I'm allergic to the strobe lighting across the way. (aside)... I don't trust that wagon."

"Sorry, did you think I....?"

"Am I in it? Have I red eye?"

'tis an ougous night"

"How's yourSEF?!"

"Love your work Jim"

"Ice, Ice Baby. Its kinda cold in here. Who let Kevin in?" "There's no ice in PJ's. Where's Kevin when you need him"
"Hey if Kevin became really boring and didnt go out anymore, then we could call him dry ice"


James to work colleague ... "Would you like to come over and have a bath?"

After swimming on Palm Beach...
James "That was a great swim"
Ka "Thats coz its like one great big bath"

Pat... "Lads there's a bouncer there in PJ's and he's a scandal to the place"

"Yessssh" "The Heeeeeaatttttttt"

James "Lads its whipalousciously hot in here tonight"

"Sensible, sensible Jamesie sensible Jamesie keep your 2 feet on the ground sensible sensible Jamesie"

"Well you know this is it"

Mick Magan watching Pretty Woman, fell asleep and dropped beer all over his shorts...
"The eyes just went"

Jamesie " I throw stones at street lights just to knock them out"

Pat " I put on my going out top this morning on the off chance we'd go out tonight"

Mick "Pats a great lad"

Mick "God, a stage 12...I never thought I'd see one!"

Jamsie "F**kbags I better not head back to the yacht, its 10 to 3.....I could get stolen or something!!"

Ka jumping on Pat who's fast asleep:
Jamesie "He could take a jump and plough you out of it!!"

Ka "He's asleep with his pants around his ankles"
Jamesie " Shur it cant be as big as mine!!!!!"

Ka "He's just back from his 45 minute toilet break"
Jamesie "Jaysus he must have been under shocking pressure!!!"

Mick "Don't tell anyone in Longford. You don't know you're way around Longford"

Pat "I'm an ape, i'm a solid ape....working my credit card in PJs! I got 2 vodkas and a red bull but the minimun charge was $20....right make them doubles!!!"

James "They're very big rashers"
Pat " Nearly too big!!!"

"If you're going to Sydney leave your belt at home"

Pat "If im not at anything tomorrow, I might go to the Botanical Gardens and bring a sandwich"

"There's a spy in the camp"
Pat "I think it's Ka"

Pat "A friend of Maries is a friend of Susies...that's the way Susie looked at life"
Mick "She had a bark for everyone!!"

Jamesie "Indeedin' I do"

Mick "I'd love a bit of farming now, just a few days of it now"

Pat to Mick "I'll talk to you when you get down from there (Optus tower)"

Pat " Do you not know Abbeyleix??? The Heritage Town??"

Pat "Jaysus that's an awful feed...Mick would you eat some of that""
Mick "Jaysus I wont, I'm about to burst!!"

Ka "If you're not pissed by 12, there's just no point!!"

"OHHHH SANDY"

James "That'd be the building"

And finally.......

"WHA A DICKHEAD!!!!"