Brian Towey

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Brian Towey
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  • männlich, 21, Herzchen 335
  • von Charlietown, Co.Mayo.
  • Ich bin Verlobt
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  • Zuletzt aktiv: 18 Stunden her
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Motto
Are those my feet????
Ich über mich
<<<<<< Go on de samsons


How goin on, Are ya well??

Well me down in sligo I.T in 3rd year Q.S, Think its a balls but beats sittin at home watchin oprah.
At de weekend I do be up workin in Knock airport drivin around in al de rental cars wit nick (de knob) kennedy, and Tommy (Hairy arse) Flomin,
Unfortunately we lost poor Lemon ta Scams that can't be explained due to legal reasons, Terry (de tosser) Regan due to Stress and Alan (footballhead) Freeman cos he was just plain and simple a lazy s***e....... Hard men ta work with.
On nites out ya can see me off me boobies on kds dancefloor or asleep afterwards in de chinese.... If ya see me stay well away.... Alright good luk ye pikey b******ds
Music
Del and da boys( legend of a band)
Films & T.V
Happy gilmore, Saw 1, 2+3, Lost, Road trip, american pie, Father Ted( Are those my feet?)
Sports
Soccer( Charlestown a.f.c), Gaelic, Poker, Pool, Weight liftin( Pints)
Scared Of
Sleep talkin( Truth always comes out)
Happiest When
Sleepin and on de piss and wit me shexi girlfriend naomi
achievements
beat david(da jew cassidy) ta win top goalscorer 1 year, and get this, Hes a striker and me a defender de useless tit.To modest ta mention bout all my other great achievements.
hate
Moody people, green alcohol dye(Long story), And them Dirty pikeys
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Vicky K

Vicky K

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  • what a man

    What a man

    A man goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.
    'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from
    between your breasts' he says.
    'You dirty git' shouts the barmaid, 'get out before I fetch my husband.'
    The man apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid
    accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
    'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of
    your arse and lick it all off' he says.
    'You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out.' she storms.
    Again the man apologies and swears never ever to do it again.
    'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now what do... you want?'
    'I want to turn you upside down, fill your fanny with Guinness, and
    Then drink every last drop.'
    The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs
    To fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.
    'What's up, Love?' he asks. 'There's a man in the bar who wants to put
    his head between my breasts and lick the sweat off' she says.
    'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the husband.
    'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks
    And lick it off' she screams.
    'Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat.
    'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with
    Guinness and then drink it all' she cries.
    The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and
    Switches the telly back on.
    Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically.
    'Look love - I'm not messing with someone who can drink 12 pints of
    Guinness...

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  • famous sayings

    1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
    serious."
    (Alan Minter)

    2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
    this
    morning and it was amazing ! "
    (Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)

    3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside
    of
    him."
    (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)

    4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
    (Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)

    5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of
    my body."
    (Winston Bennett)

    6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
    behind it,
    which is identical."
    Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

    7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and
    mother."
    (Greg Norman)

    8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
    the same thing again."
    (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)

    9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left
    winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
    (Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)

    10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
    president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
    (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

    11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
    eleven Dicks on the field"
    (Metro Radio)

    12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to
    hang in the air for even longer."
    (David Acfield)

    13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will
    you stay in football?"
    (Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)

    14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight,
    opening his legs and showing his class."
    (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

    15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so
    well is that each night before he plays, his wife takes out his
    balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just
    said?!!!"
    (US PGA Commentator)

    16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white,
    the blue is behind the brown."
    (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

    17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it
    was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
    weatherman and asked...

    "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
    ... Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew
    did too as they were laughing so hard!

    18."He's just smashed the world record, this is unbelievable!!!what is he doing? he's still going. oh wait
    there's still another lap to go."
    there's still another lap to go.

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    • Denise McDonnell
      Denise McDonnell

      Brian did you get the turkey at work..?? I missed it!!!!! :( :L :L :L :L ...

      1 Tag her
    • D Redmond
      D Redmond

      how ya nw?
      my 18th is on da 31st of oct(halloween night)
      as far as i no derl b a fancy dress themed nite around town so dress up if ya want!!!be bita crc!!!!
      its in healys in charlestown!
      kickin off around 9.30!!!
      hope u can make it.

      3 Wochen her
    • Stacey Matthews
      luv Stacey Matthews

      i no its bin way 2long.. wont b round till xmas.. over in england d last 2months:DD much craic n ctwn??

      5 Wochen her
    • Stacey Matthews
      luv Stacey Matthews

      hows mr.towey keepin?? long time no chat!!

      sum luv 4ya:DD

      6 Wochen her
    • Andrea Curley
      Andrea Curley

      dats sound brian,tanx:) !!

      6 Wochen her
    • Andrea Curley
      Andrea Curley

      hey brian, how ar ya? havn my 21st dis saturday d 10th in d border collie! hope to see ya there:) !

      6 Wochen her
    • Stephen O'Rourke
      Stephen O'Rourke

      yeah, im doin the proj mgmt and i have college on a tues and thurs. 10 hrs/week...where wud ya go wrong!:D are most the boys back? I seen tom donoghue,ultan, brian mcilroy and andrew henderson over here. there all doing QS! ye, just started today so it wasnt too bad. 3 hrs left for the week!

      10 Wochen her
    • Stephen O'Rourke
      Stephen O'Rourke

      Well horse! hows things? Yeah, over here now, I seen henderson,noel kelly,ultan,tom donoghue and brian mcilroy yesterday in the college. Anyone else over here?u back to sligo?

      10 Wochen her
    • Brian McLoughlin
      luv Brian McLoughlin

      well horse ya the weekend of the 9th sounds good was talkin to sean las nite he said ye were going booking it.. i think ill keep quite enough till then and save a few pound yano urself.. spread the word see if any the other lads mite come over should be a good weekend!!!

      10 Wochen her
    • Brian McLoughlin
      luv Brian McLoughlin

      sure whatever you think horse but do organise sumthin so we've a weekend to look forward to!!
      gonna coldplay and jay z in 2 weeks at wembley cant fuckin wait for that.. otherwise no other news really havent drank now in 2 weeks!!! can you believe (its cos ur not naggin me to come out;) )

      ah lifes not too bad so its not were settling in grand over here... miss you baby of coursexx!!!!!!:)

      11 Wochen her
    • Sheila Coleman
      Sheila Coleman

      Hi Brian. Im have'n my 21st, Friday the 11th of Sept in Walshes..Kickn off at half 9..Hope 2 c u there! :)

      11 Wochen her
    • Brian McLoughlin
      luv Brian McLoughlin

      well sexy!! were you talkin to seanie?? i priced a couple of flights for ye round da middle of october workin out about 30 quid could you be tempted!!!!

      11 Wochen her
    • Andrea McHugh
      Andrea McHugh

      Yea cant wait ta get back now,getin bored seein as im a bum and dont av a job now!! anyway il let ya go cos dis beboin craic cud go on forever:L but sur il be chatin taya again:)

      12 Wochen her via Handy
    • Colleen Lavin
      Colleen Lavin

      Think I text ya but not too sure so letting ya know that having my 21st on the 4th of September in KD's starting around 9.30...Hope ya can make it and bring Naomi too.Xx

      12 Wochen her
    • Naomi Curry
      luv Naomi Curry

      Love ya babyyyyy!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
       xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
       xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      13 Wochen her
    • Andrea McHugh
      Andrea McHugh

      ah we dont host the house parties..we attend them!!:L WHAT?? crowley left us:( sniff sniff..god we will miss the craic he provided anyway!! eehhh brookfield is beside glencarraig so its before mulberry! u livin wit the boys there? awh we only drink lyons tea..use can bring the biscuits:D

      13 Wochen her via Handy
    • Terry Regan
      luv Terry Regan

      i will say no but probably lol :P

      13 Wochen her
    • Terry Regan
      luv Terry Regan

      ya prob will man!!!! come out for a sniff :P

      13 Wochen her
    • Terry Regan
      Terry Regan

      well how do man! u out the weekend

      13 Wochen her
    • Eilish Duffy
      Eilish Duffy

      Hey Towey,
      Hows it going???? make sure Vic is good and steaming next weekend :L

      13 Wochen her