My New Dad... Mikeyy Alan
My Mum...
My New Sister... Kimberley
My cuz 1 ...Luke
My cuz 2 ...Luareen
My cuz 3...Pual
My New Dog...
My Girlfreind.naebody
My Fairy godmother...Kirst
My Bebo Buddy......
My Ned... Dj lee mcewen
My Goth...
My Normal Person...
My Dancing Partner...
My Shopping Friend....
My Joker..
My Druggy...Joe Jeffery (ci)
My Partner In Crime...Dom Green
My God... Joe
My Slave...
My Rival...
My Neighbour...
My Inspiration...Aldo
My Mad Friend...
My Music Friend...
My Fellow Msn Genuis... Alex Harris
My Best m8...
My money mate..
My emo...
My gangster
My geek...
The gayboy...
My Aunty...
My Uncel...
My Gampa....
My Gran....
My wain....
My raver...
My fightin freind.... Luke Mcormack
My nephew....

Follow the instructions to find your funny name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = bum
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Tony Blair's is Zippy Liverlips.
go on i dare you. lol

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