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. Your mother calls you "Mommy" or "Ma" and your father calls you "Dad"
. You've heard Amro Diab's "Ya nour el ein" 764363 times in ur life. also, 3ala dal3ouna
. You've considered having "EDBTZ" as a Screen Name or License Plate number
. You blame the Yahood for everything!
. You hear Yahood and go "Ya herrat deenak"
. You get pissed when an Arab is displayed as a Terrorist in a Movie.
. You know there is another meaning for kiss.
. There is no such thing as quiet time
. You use Arabic bread as a utensil
. You would never call it Pita Bread
. You have at least one gold chain with a cedar, or a cross on it
. you know what the dabki, a hafli, and a derrbakki is/are
. You get happy when your Aussie friends use Arabic (swears especially) in normal speech
. You make coffee before leaving home, when getting to the office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed.
. When shops have sale they call your mom.
. You call an older person you've never met before "Ammo" or "tohnt".
. You hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make you believe that they actually do.
. When you FLY BACK home you find 20 people uv never met befor waiting for you at the airport.
. Every time you fly back home you meet relatives you never knew existed, and they look nothing like your family.
. You always curse at Lebanese when ur in Lebanon, but when you live in another country you mostly make Lebanese friends.
. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
. Everyone is a family friend.
. You teach Westerners to swear words in your language
. When you go on a date you start thinking of shit places where nobody would go to so you won’t bump into family or friends.
You end up in a shit place and still bump into the relative with the biggest mouth.
. Getting married becomes the only way you can escape your parents.
. ur parents always say, "Open the light" instead of "Turn the light on" or "get down from the car" instead of "get out of the car."
. u parents also pronounce your p's as b's (bebsi and bolice).
. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school.
. Your dad swears at you with words that affect him. (Ibnil kalb)
. You feel uncomfortable saying the word 'tease' in English.
. If you are a Lebanese girl ur mum would give the look of death to another mum who has a Lebanese girl who looks better than you.
. Your aunt is always asking when she can dance at your wedding.
. When you share your problems with your relatives, their most likely response is: Allah Be Yefrejha.
. when ur parents clean outside, they soap everything and HOSE THE CONCRETE
. At weddings, it takes the bride and groom 4 hours to kiss all
the guests
. Your mum would cook a meal that lasts three days
. u know ur "Lebanese" when saying "Chinese" refers to all asians, and
"asian" is Lebanese for "agent".
. You NEVER run out of "Bizzer" (leb nuts)
. You have someone tell you your fortune through your coffee cup
. Your Mom has a creative nickname for you like "Susu"
"Natoosheh" or "Tuntooneh"
. You play cards till the break of dawn.
. It's perfectly OK to put chairs and tables in the street at 10:30pm and have a bbq

and LASTLY
U truly know ur Lebanese if u were reading this & laughin coz u kno its all TRUE!

100% LEBANESE
LEBANESE aint good were da BEST
LEBANESE aint cute were so FINE
LEBANESE dnt play we FUK up shit
LEBANESE dnt relax we CHILL oUT dnt dance we BREAK it down hard
LEBANESE lipz aint jst hot der lipz u WISH u can kiss
LEBANESE dnt jst do it we do it BEST
LEBANESE r ppl u could alwayz LOV
LEBANESE aint nice we r MAD
LEBANESE aint jst friendz were LOVAZ till da end
LEBANESE aint jst kwl were fully SIK
LEBANESE r sxc hot n BEAUTIFUL
LEBANESE were blessed wen were born n were proud 2 tell everybody dat were 100% LEBANESE
LEBANESE handle der shit...ALRITE

no nationality is more BANGIN den us LEBANESE we r LEBANESE n so fukin PROUD of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!