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Informacje o wykształceniu

Uczelnia:

Dundee university, 2008
Medcine

Szkoła:

Speyside

Informacje o pracy

Pracodawca:

Walkers

Stanowisko:

Mince pies....

Okres:

września, 2007 - grudnia, 2007

Miasto:

Aberlour

Pracodawca:

Springfield

Stanowisko:

Sweeping

Okres:

stycznia, 2008 - marca, 2008

Miasto:

Elgin

• Boys knowledge of girls

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  10) They have Boobs!!!!

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• The irsih

  To be read with the appropriate accent
  Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
  "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere " says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard Box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"
  THERE'S MORE...
  Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy, watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
  Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat Parrotshooting either!"
  IT IS NOT OVER YET...
  Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"

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• 39 steps to wisdom

  1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  
  2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
  
  3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  
  4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  
  5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
  
  6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
  
  7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
  
  8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
  
  9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
  
  10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
  
  11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
  
  12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
  
  13. Eat sensibly, stay fit, die anyway.
  
  14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
  
  15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
  
  16. A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
  
  17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
  
  18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
  
  19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
  
  20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
  
  21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  
  22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
  
  23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
  
  24.. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
  
  25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
  
  26. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
  
  27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
  
  28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
  
  29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
  
  30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well - Just get up and dance.
  
  31. Never lick a steak knife
  
  32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
  
  33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
  
  34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
  
  35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
  
  36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
  
  37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important, listen and pay attention - It's never wrong.)
  
  38. Your friends love you anyway.
  
  39. Thought for the day:
  Never be afraid to try something new.
  Remember that one lone amateur built the Ark.
  But a large group of professionals built the Titanic.

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