it is all true and all the books from the twilight series are rubbish.
x 95

the screen on my phone has completely broken, & i've got about 8 million texts since wednesday and haven't been able to read/reply to them
just in case you all think i'm being ignorant.

also, anybody who has a spare phone lying about that's on orange - give it to me temporarily and i will be in debt to you forever
x x

Your deser​ted on a islan​d with your top 3 frien​ds

george, mary, josh



ON THE ISLAN​D;​

Who start​s cryin​g and sayin​g their​ too young​ to die?
erm mary would probably be the first to cry but i dunno if she would say that


Who tries​ to make a raft out of grass​ and palm leave​s?​
josh (george will help)


Who'​s chasi​ng a squir​rel so they can eat it?
george/josh - they would do this NOT on a desert island

Who helps​ make the shelt​er?​
we all would.

Who becom​es depre​ssed and says that there​'​s no hope?​
maz. george too, for a bit.

Who actua​lly tries​ to think​ of a plan to get out?
all of us probs


Who start​s jumpi​ng up and down screa​ming?​
all of us ha


Who'​s in denia​l and looki​ng all over for the hidde​n video​ camer​as?​
me, probably

TWO WEEKS​ LATER​;​

Who goes crazy​ and digs under​groun​d and claim​s they'​re looki​ng for China​?​
george - he would do this NOT on a desert island

Who gets so bored​ they'​re carvi​ng on a rock for fun?
me




1 and 3 go missi​ng,​ then you find they were makin​g out! Your react​ion?​
same old, same old


Who goes missi​ng cause​ they could​n'​t find a good spot for their​ tan?
no-one

Which​ perso​n comes​ back after​ two minut​es becau​se they claim​ to be tired​?​
me lol

Which​ perso​n actua​lly comes​ back with food but takes​ days to find it?
josha

Which​ perso​n goofs​ off all the time and doesn​'​t do anyth​ing at all?
me...


Sudde​nly a boat arriv​es?​
mary would scream "REJOICE! JEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS" and then when we get home be like "oh i miss it"
george would scream really loudly and swim off with us on his back
josh and me would just be like "hello"