Sign on, sign on,
With hope, in your arse,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll never get a job.
(To tune of you'll never walk alone)

Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But your could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house

There's only one Arsene Wenger,
there' only one Arsene Wenger,
with a packet of sweet's and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a fucking paedophile!!!

You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy, when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer, was fucking dearer,
So please don't take, my Solskjaer away.

Oh Keano's fuckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're shite,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're fucking dynamite.

Neville Neville, You're future's immense,
Neville Neville, You play in defence,
Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad.

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

Fuck off, Alan Shearer,
Oh what can it mean, to a,
Sad geordie bastard, and a,
Shite football team.

Cheer up Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean, to a,
Sad geordie bastard, and a,
Shite football team.

Twenty-one years and won fuck all,
City, City,
Twenty-one years and won fuck all,
City is their name.
City is their name,
City is their name,
Twenty-one years and won fuck all,
City is their name.

Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on

We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league.

he'll score 1
he'll score 2
wayne rooney will score a few
with a knick knack paddy wack giv a
dog a bone,
why don't city f*ck off home. Notes:
should be sung to our scouse wonder boy.

do dis plz and tell de truth

1, Who are you?
2, Are we friends?
3, When and how did we meet?
4, Do you have a crush on me?
5, Would you kiss me?
6, Give me a nickname and say why u chose it?
7, Describe me in one word?
8, What was your first impressions of me?
9, Do you still think that about me now?
10, What reminds you of me?
11, If you could give me anything wot wud it be?
12, How well do you know me?
13, When was the last time you saw me?
14, Ever wanted to tell me sumat that you couldnt?
15, Are you gunna put this on ur blog n c wot i wud put about u?
16, If you were asked wud you go out wiv