LAST PERSON WHO...
1. Slept in your bed beside you? Conor
2. Saw you cry: Not sure
3. Went to the movies with you? Conor, Rory ,Douglas, Kev and Emma
4. You went to the mall with? Can’t remember
5. You went to dinner with? Conor, Rory ,Douglas, Kev and Emma
6. You talked on the phone? Conor
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it? Conor
8. Broke your heart? …
9. Made you laugh? Conor (I’m sensing a pattern here )

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? I’d rather my lip pierced
2. Be serious or be funny? Both
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Either
4. Die in a fire or drown? Not bothered
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Meh

ARE YOU...
1. Simple or complicated? A bit of both
2. Gay? Nope
3. Hardcore? That’s up to other people

DO YOU PREFER...
1. Flowers or candy? Candy
2. Grey or black? Black
3. Colour or Black and white photos? Either
4. Lust or love? Love
5. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles
7. Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!
1. Do you like anyone? Yup
2. Do they know it? Obviously

DO YOU PREFER...
1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or right? Left
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? Two best friends
5. Sun or rain? Sun
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate
7. Vodka or Jack? After the incident with the vodka definitely Jack

ABOUT YOU!
1. What time is it? 22:03
2. Name? Rachel Hanwright
3. Nickname(s): Rach or Sir Racheljim Strawberryface
4. Where were you born? Spynie Hospital, Elgin
5. What is your birth date? 1/7/91
6. What do you want? To go out and have fun
7. Where do you want to live? Canada maybe…
8. How many kids do you want? 2 or 3
9. What would you want to name a girl? Katherine
10. What would you want to name a boy? James
11. You want to get married? Yup

UNIQUE!
1. Habits: Daydreaming
2. Are you double jointed? Yup
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yup
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? Sort of
5. Can you cross your eyes? Yup
6. Do you make your bed daily? Yup
7. Which shoe goes on first? Left
8. Ever thrown one at someone? Yup
9. On the average, how much money do you carry with you? If I need it I’ll have some
10. What jewelry do you wear? The rings Conor bought me for my birthday and Christmas

OTHER
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? Nope
3. Favorite ice cream: Chocolate chip
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet? Like 5 I think
5. What's your favorite beverage? Beer, Cherryade or Apple Sourz
7. Do you cook? Only if someone makes me

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU? (YES OR NO)
1. Had a b/f or g/f? Yup
2. Bought something you didn't need: Probably
3. Sang in front of people: Yup
4. Been kissed: Yup
5. Been hugged: Yup
6. Felt stupid: Of course
7. Missed someone: Yup
8. Got drunk: Surprisingly no
9. Got high: Nope
10. Danced Crazy: Don’t think so
11. Gotten your hair cut: Nope
12. Cried: Nope
13. Lied: Don’t think so

Woman: Which one of you is Mr Hitler
Eddie: That would be me.
Women: Ooh, any relation?
Eddie: Well... I've got a mother.
Women: No, no, I meant to Adolf Hitler.
Eddie: Yes that's her.
~~~~~~~
[Eddie and Richie are watching the Carnival parade from their window]
Richie: Oh, I love carnival time! Look at that policeman over there!
Eddie: Which one?
Richie: The one jumping up and down, waving his arms.
Eddie: The one that's on fire?
Richie: Yeah!
Eddie: Now well, he's got no one to blame but himself, it was him who started it all by appealing for calm!
Richie: Is it?
[to policeman]
Richie: Provocative bastard!
~~~~~~~
Richie: [talking about the Wombles] Eddie would it mentally scar you if I told you there were just puppets?
Eddie: Yes it would actually.
Richie: Good
[evil grin]
Richie: . Eddie they were just puppets!
Eddie: [points with the stick] Well what's that then?
Richie: [yells] That Eddie, is a hedgehog.
Eddie: No it's not! That is Great Uncle Bulgaria.
Richie: Well the series has taken a sad turn for the worst then because he's running about in the nude.
Eddie: [perverted grin] Cor! The wombles have got x-rated!
~~~~~~~
Richie: Listen, Eddie. I think there's something outside!
Eddie: Yeah, well, there's bound to be something outside, Richie. You can't expect the universe and its entire contents to be contained within the confines of a small canvas tent.
Richie: You're very philosophical for this time of night, Eddie.
Eddie: Yeah, well, I've had half a bottle of Scotch, what'd you expect?
~~~~~~~
Eddie: My Great-Uncle Percy was in the trenches of the first world war. You know what he used to say?
Richie: What?
Eddie: AAH! BLOODY HELL! GERMANS! THOUSANDS OF 'EM! AAAH!
~~~~~~~
Richie: You stupid fucking ring-sausage!
~~~~~~~
Richie: You total and utter wank biscuit!
~~~~~~~
Richie: I see your point.
Eddie: Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up! Oh, I see your point!
Richie: Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up! Oh, I see your point!
Eddie: Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up! Oh, I see your point!
Richie: Why? Have my trousers fallen down?
Eddie: Help! Rich! We're stuck in a sort of nob gag Bermuda Triangle!
Richie: Quick! Change routine! Change routine!
~~~~~~~
Richie: [tries slamming a door shut several times, but it always opens. He points and talks to it] Listen you, you're just a door. I'm Rik fucking Mayall!
[slams it shut]
~~~~~~~
Richie: What were the charges again?
Eddie: Attempted asphyxiation of the entire population of West London, detonation 400lbs of Semtex under contravention of the Anti-Terrorist act. Attempted regicide, Arson, causing an affray, and wiggling our todgers at the Queen.
Richie: So, its a first offence. I mean talk about Draconian!
Eddie: I can't, I dunno what it means.
~~~~~~~
Richie: What about pin the tail on the donkey?
Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.
Richie: Well er, pin the tail on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a tail.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the chicken.
Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.
Richie: Well pin the sausage on the fridge.
Eddie: Or a pin.
Richie: Sellotape a sausage to the fridge.
Eddie: We haven't got a sausage.
Richie: Put a bit of Sellotape on the fridge!
Eddie: Not much of game, is it?
~~~~~~~
Eddie: Should I get drunk now? Or should I get very drunk now? Or... Am I drunk already?

Ten Firsts
1. First best friend: Panda.
2. First Pet: Goldie the Goldfish.
3. First Teacher: Mrs Kirby.
4. First piercing: When I get my lip pierced next year, no matter what Conor says…
5. First House: A bungalow somewhere in Lossie.
6. First Game: Can’t remember.
7. First car: In my mind it’s a Lamborghini Murcielago
8. First love: Its kind of obvious…
9. First stuffed animal: Ted Bear (I was 2 leave me alone)
10. First real holiday: Center Parcs

Nine Lasts
1. Last alcoholic beverage: Probably either Millers or Guinness.
2. Last vehicle ride: Last night
3. Last cd played: Sixx: A.M. - The Heroin Diaries
4. Last time you cried: Not sure.
5. Last hug: Conor yesterday.
6. Last thing you ate: Can’t remember.
7. Last person you talked to on the phone: Conor.
8. Last kiss: Conor obviously.
9. Last thing you bought: FarCry Instincts: Evolution (Xbox game for the people who don’t understand)

Eight Have You Evers
1. Have you ever dated your best friend: Yup.
2. Have you ever been arrested: Nope.
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: Nope.
4. Have you ever been on TV: Nope.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Yup.
6. Have you ever had a dream about someone you knew: Yup.
7. Have you ever kissed in the rain: Yup.
8. Have you ever been in love: Yup, still am.


Seven Things Your Wearing
1. Jeans.
2. Jumper.
3. Bra.
4. Underwear.
5. The ring Conor bought me for my birthday.
6. Eyeliner
7. Mascara

Six Things That Happened Yesterday
1. I woke up.
2. Went to Conors.
3. Got attacked by Moss, Conors border collie (Its his way of saying hello).
4. Made Conor watch Top Gear
5. Installed computer games.
6. Slept.

Five People You Tell Almost Anything To
1. Conor.
2. Panda.
3. Andy.
4. Craig.
5. My dog.

Four Things You Love To Do
1. Sing.
2. Hang out with my friends.
3. Listen to music.
4. All of the above at the same time

Three Favourite Destinations
1. My bed.
2. Conors house.
3. Anywhere warm. Like Kurtis’ when its cold wandering round Burghead. Except when the spiders there.

Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die
1. Live my life to the full.
2. Get married and have kids.


One Thing You Regret
1. Being afraid to do something I really wanted to.