Wish your underwear was next to mine
HEY!!! I meant on the washing line


If you had my eyes
You would see it is true
The sexy thing i see
When i look at you

Get on the telephone
And call your parents back at home
Tell them its alright
But your gunna be up all night


Your clothes look great
Even better i implore
if they were spread
over my floor


What do you want for breakfast
Early in the morning
When you wake up next to me
Exhausted and yawning?

You make me think of a camels
Us 2 together....a really goood hump
Bouncing happily all over the place
Excitingly naked bearing our rump


Stop playing mind games
With my head
Constantly making me think of
getting you into bed


Your like a television
though strange its true
My eyes are fixed
Ever gazing at you


A mattress double bed
And silky sheets
But what is it thats missing?
You me and lots of creaks!!!


Like a broom
I swept you off your feet
I trick
Aint it neat?!


If i pet you
Will you follow me home?
I have plenty of loving
That you can loan


Im a magical genie
Now you must believe
Rubbing me up gently
and a wish you will receive



I never thought of donkeys
til i saw your ass
Eew awww to you
its truly first class



Your like champagne
yes indeed its true
my heart its truly
drunk on you!


Youv got more curves
than a race track
My engines revving
Awesome power i pack


You must be a keen baker
Cos you have nice BUNS



I can see you wear
naughty underwear
its urging me to remove it
get you naked there

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100 things about me....

1. Name: maxwell enrique charles biddlestone
2. Nicknames: biddle, midget, biddle-widdle, bidz
3. Birthday: 21st january
4. Place of Birth: Torbay hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: aquarius
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: Year 10 wtfs a grade?
8. Live: dawlish
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: 17 cousens close
11. MSN Screen Name:i duno it varies
12. Hair Colour: Brown wit little blonde bit beneath lol
13. Hair Length: slongish
14. Eye colour: Blue
15. Weight: 7.5 stone
16. Height: 5ft 3!!! WOOOO
17. Braces? Nope
18. Glasses? no
19. Piercings: Nope
20. Tattoos: Nope
21. Right or Left: left


___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: tom w
23. First Award: football 2nd place team
24. First Thing You Ate: mushy bananas
25. First pet: elvis
26. First Real Vacation: oasis(center parks)
27. First Hate: simon white(thats rite evry1 h8s him)

___ Favourites___

28. Person: UH ME
29. Movie: Young guns 2
30. TV programme: my name is earl
31. Colour: blue
32. Rapper: yh shoor lol
33. Band: bon jovi
34. Song Right Now: crazy for you-groove armada
35. Friend: ed jake tim alex
36. Sweet: yh shoor i am...............pahaha
37. Sport to Play: football
38. Restaurant: talk of the town lol
39. Favourite brand: Headworx
40. Store: SAVERS WOO
41. School Subject: Art
32. Animal: cats
43. Book: wardstone chronicles hoigen
44. Magazine:rear of the year lol
45. Shoes: mine

___Currently___

46. Feeling: way tooo happy
47. Single or Taken? SIngle
48. Have a crush: No
49. Eating: nuffin
50. Drinking: nuttin
51. Typing: This daft ass shit
52. Online?: NO SHIT!!!!!
53. Listening To: Random Music
54. Thinking About: this?
55. Wanting To: grow..........
56. Watching: the computer screen..............
57. Wearing: jeans slippers headworx top
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? Yeah
59. Want to be married? Yeah
61. Where do you want to live? i dno Ireland, Spain?
62. Car: dodge viper lol

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Brunette or Blonde
64. Hair length: middle/Long
65. Eye colour: Im not picky
66. Measurements: dont care
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: lips no eyes no lips ahh christ(lips)
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both (kisses)
70. Short or Tall: dont realy care(short)
71. Easy going or serious: i dno
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit of both?
73. Fatty or Skinny: well not fat..not anorexic
74. Sensitive or Loud: wtf?in bed?
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: bit of both i reckon
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: truble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: ummmmm im not wierd bt......
79. Had Alcohol: wOt AlKoL....... r U cAlLiNg Me A pIsS hEaD?/?/?
80. Skinny dipped:where r my boxers!?
81. Ran Away From Home: Yeah
82. Broken a bone: ye
83. Got an X-ray: ye
84. Been with someone: ye
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: yep
86. Had your heart broken: :S
87. Cried When Someone Died: My hamster and cat...lol
88. Cried At School: No

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: No
90. Miracles: Yea
91. Love At First sight: Yeah but not always
92. Ghosts: sorta
93. Aliens: dno
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yea
96. Hell: where do u fink i come from
97. Angels: Yea
98. Kissing on The First Date: no gta keep it slow but if they want to......
99. Horoscopes: today i will marrie a horse fank u mystic meg...YES
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? not now