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Caveman A.K.A Sam Ratcliffe
- Me, Myself, and I
- I am Pimp Brother Samson but you may reefer to me as Caveman,and i now own your ass . i know that you probably didn't find this profile on purpose, so i'll fill you in on some of the minor details: my name is sam i'm sixteen years old,and considered mentaly unstable by most that know me, i live in cley probably the smallest and least inhabited village in norfolk,since theres nothing to do and nobody around i spend my time inside, what the hell else is there to do,except. drinking till i black out, or smoking a lot of ganja. i like music ,tv,Im open minded about most things and i'll try pretty much anything once, except homosexuality and heroin.
- As a caveman I feel that its my obligation to like rock its my duty to uphold the virtues of that most sacred of musics. trust me this can only get worse
- Alien vs predator, Jay and silent bob strike back, Dogma, clerks 1 and 2, pulp fiction, shawshank redemption blade, blade 2 and blade trinity, the lord of the rings trilogy, all of "the scary movies", Sin city, Pitch black, the chronicles of riddick, X-men 1-3, Queen of the damned, pirates of the carribean 1and2, peter jacksons King Kong, All the alien films, all the predator films, batman begins, superman returns, daredevil, the hulk, i-robot, the league of extraordinary gentlemen, monty python films rule, master an commander, gladiator, i could think of more but i can't be assed
- ShoeBash. See my blog for more info.
- Scared Of
- BABYs, they creep me out, its the way that they stare at you and the way they cry for no reason, its like they know something that we don't
- Happiest When
- i like sleeping, and drinking, and sometimes even sleep drinking , but thats very dangerous
- if you come to close or comment on the length of my hair , i will eat you, and use your bones for arts and crafts and then sell them on Ebay , despite appearances i am really a nice person, deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep down i'm just very violent
- Caveman can be contacted at Neanderfall@hotmail.co.uk
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☺☻ -x- Stop Racism -x- ☺☻
A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE
AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" .
THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...
"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK
WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK
WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK
WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK
WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK
AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.
BUT YOU SIR...
WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK
WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN
WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED
WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE
AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE."
"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED"
THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.
☺☻ COPY THIS INTO YOUR SPACE AND HELP ERASE RACISM ☺☻
Whan i read this it made me upset so i added it!!!
0 Comments 328 weeks
I am talking to you unfortunate people that have not discovered the wonders, no the magnificence of Jack Daniels and Coke, i am telling you people that it is in the best interests of the planet that you all start drinking J.D and coke instead of these other wussy cocktails you lot drink,
Here are a few alternative drinks that are acceptable to drink, in situations where J.D and coke are not available:
1.Jager and Redbull
2.Vodka and Relentless
3.Brandy and coffee
4.Southern comfort and lemonade
5.beer is acceptable as long as its over 4%
6.Good cider is alowed but no white cider because it is tramp piss
7.wine is frowened upon
8.champagne is ok depending on the occasion
If you wish to further this cause copy this blog and paste it on your page.
Join the cavemans Cause
1 Comment 332 weeks
1.To engage in a game of ShoeBash you must steal a random and unsuspecting persons shoe, then you MUST shout "SHOEBASH" otherwise the game will not count and the shoe must be returned.
2.To select the other players you must hit four other people with the shoe you have stolen, these people will then become your targets and to gain points you must hit them with the shoe, if the person doesn't want to be in the game they hae one chance to get out of it, to do this they must stand on one leg and shout "NO SHOEBASH"but they can only do this if they have only been hit once though.
3.It is against the rules of Shoe bash for the target to attack the striker.
4.To end a game of ShoeBash the stolen Shoe/s must be returned to the owner.
the shoebash challenge
this is an alternative start to the game. if someone declares "shoebash" when they have not stolen a shoe, this is a challenge or invitation to steal their shoe.
a skilled player may employ the "shoebash switch" in which a "shoebash challenge" is issued, and while others attempt to take the switcher's shoe, he himself takes the oppertunity to steal a shoe in the confusion.
another varient is the "shoebash bluff", here a player steals a shoe secretly and conceals it. he then declares "shoebash". while others attempt to steal his shoes, he can bring the concealed shoe into play and pick the other players at his leisure. this may sound like cheating, but it is entirely within the rules.
after this, play continues as normal
To score points in a game of ShoeBash you must hit one of your four selected targets with the shoe.
1 hit =ten points
2 hits/double hit =twenty points
Hitting the buttocks= half points and is generaly not encouraged
Two of a kind= double the amount of points per hit for a selected amount of time. Two of a kind can nly be acheived if the person with the shoe manages to get the second shoe of the pair it was taken from.
Spare= hitting each of the targets once one after each other=60 points
Strike=Hitting each of the players twice one after the other=120 points
It is an instant end game if you hit someone in the face and groin
Death of a civilian=hitting someone thats not playng= -25 points
Overshoe= if you hit someone more than two times in quick succesion=+5 points
10 smack= if you hit the same person ten times in a row=-15 points and end game.
The game will only end when the shoe/s is taken off of the "striker"or given back to the owner.
The shoe must be back on the the owner before you can start a new game.
Shoe for all
To engage in a shoe for all, one must shout "shoe for all",the normal rules are disengaged in a shoe for all and anyone brandishing a shoe becomes fair Game.
P.S you don't have to hit people hard its not neccesary.
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