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A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE

AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" .

THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...

"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK

WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK

WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK

WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK

WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK

AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.

BUT YOU SIR...

WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK

WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN

WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED

WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE

AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE."

"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED"

THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.

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Whan i read this it made me upset so i added it!!!

I am talking to you unfortunate people that have not discovered the wonders, no the magnificence of Jack Daniels and Coke, i am telling you people that it is in the best interests of the planet that you all start drinking J.D and coke instead of these other wussy cocktails you lot drink,

Here are a few alternative drinks that are acceptable to drink, in situations where J.D and coke are not available:
1.Jager and Redbull

2.Vodka and Relentless

3.Brandy and coffee

4.Southern comfort and lemonade

5.beer is acceptable as long as its over 4%

6.Good cider is alowed but no white cider because it is tramp piss

7.wine is frowened upon

8.champagne is ok depending on the occasion

If you wish to further this cause copy this blog and paste it on your page.
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RULES
1.To engage in a game of ShoeBash you must steal a random and unsuspecting persons shoe, then you MUST shout "SHOEBASH" otherwise the game will not count and the shoe must be returned.

2.To select the other players you must hit four other people with the shoe you have stolen, these people will then become your targets and to gain points you must hit them with the shoe, if the person doesn't want to be in the game they hae one chance to get out of it, to do this they must stand on one leg and shout "NO SHOEBASH"but they can only do this if they have only been hit once though.

3.It is against the rules of Shoe bash for the target to attack the striker.

4.To end a game of ShoeBash the stolen Shoe/s must be returned to the owner.

the shoebash challenge
this is an alternative start to the game. if someone declares "shoebash" when they have not stolen a shoe, this is a challenge or invitation to steal their shoe.

a skilled player may employ the "shoebash switch" in which a "shoebash challenge" is issued, and while others attempt to take the switcher's shoe, he himself takes the oppertunity to steal a shoe in the confusion.

another varient is the "shoebash bluff", here a player steals a shoe secretly and conceals it. he then declares "shoebash". while others attempt to steal his shoes, he can bring the concealed shoe into play and pick the other players at his leisure. this may sound like cheating, but it is entirely within the rules.

after this, play continues as normal


Scoring

To score points in a game of ShoeBash you must hit one of your four selected targets with the shoe.

1 hit =ten points

2 hits/double hit =twenty points

Hitting the buttocks= half points and is generaly not encouraged

Two of a kind= double the amount of points per hit for a selected amount of time. Two of a kind can nly be acheived if the person with the shoe manages to get the second shoe of the pair it was taken from.

Spare= hitting each of the targets once one after each other=60 points

Strike=Hitting each of the players twice one after the other=120 points

Fouls

It is an instant end game if you hit someone in the face and groin

Death of a civilian=hitting someone thats not playng= -25 points


Overshoe= if you hit someone more than two times in quick succesion=+5 points

10 smack= if you hit the same person ten times in a row=-15 points and end game.


The game will only end when the shoe/s is taken off of the "striker"or given back to the owner.

The shoe must be back on the the owner before you can start a new game.

Shoe for all
To engage in a shoe for all, one must shout "shoe for all",the normal rules are disengaged in a shoe for all and anyone brandishing a shoe becomes fair Game.

P.S you don't have to hit people hard its not neccesary.

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