Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

1. Name: ryan pollock
2. Nicknames: bloods bruv 2nd, chaos, ballbag, ryan has a small lor, rage ryan, cell mate, twinkletoes, offjaw.
3. Birthday: 21st april
4. Place of Birth: buchaneon???
5. Zodiac Sign: Tauros
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: sixth form
8. School: William Parker Sports C.
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: wanna be free
11. MSN Screen Name: occisor
12. Hair Colour: ash brown
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye colour: blue
15. Weight: 11 stone
16. Height: 6 ft 1
17. Braces: No
18. Glasses: No
19. Piercings: yes
20. Tattoos: soon
21. Righty or Lefty: Right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: william barns
23. First Award: most dets in a year
24. First Sport You Joined: football
25. First pet: cat spangells
26. First Real Vacation: the wonderfull disneyland age 8 months
27. First Concert: pink floyd
28. First Real Love: how wrong i was to say there was no such thing as love..love is pain

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: jackass, cky, without a paddle, dukes of hazzard and the almighty natural born killers
30. TV programme: south park, viva la bam, mtw, mim, mnie
31. Colour: Black and red
32. Rapper: dico
33. Band: cky, gnarkill, him, slayer, cradle of filth, rhcp
34. Song Right Now: brandon dico chineze freestyle
35. thought: there too hard too differenciate
36. Sweet: i ont hav afav sweet wtf
37. Sport to Play: soccer, american football, wt and kb
38. Restaurant:
39. Favourite brand: element
40. Store: wtf
41. School Subject: pe or drama
42. Animal: people
43. Book: wtf
44. Magazine: wtf
45. Shoes: element

___Currently___

46. Feeling: bored of this shit
47. Single or Taken? single
48. Have a crush:
49. Eating:
50. Drinking: coke
51. Typing: this shit
52. Online?: apparently
53. Listening To: Not much
55. Wanting To: live
56. Watching: tv
57. Wearing: your skin

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? yes many
59. Want to be married? yes many
60. Careers in Mind:unanonimous, feared ruler of the world
61. Where do you want to live: america
62. Car: hummer or lambo

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Not ginger or grey or white or bald
64. Hair length: Long
65. Eye colour: doesnt matter
66. Measurements: Not fat
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: both
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: average or tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: mid
74. Sensitive or Loud: dunno
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends
76. Easy or hard to get: depends
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: hmmm
80. been stabbed: yes my knee
81. Ran Away From Home: yes
82. Broken a bone: yes
83. Got an X-ray: Yep
84. Been with someone: Yep
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: what yes with a bread stick
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yep
87. Cried When family dies: 4 out of 10
88. Cried At School: no or yes i dunno

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: yes
90. Miracles: shit happens
91. Love At First sight: ive never known it
92. Ghosts: yes
93. Aliens: dunno
94. Soul Mates: never known it
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: Yes
97. Angels: beard
98. Kissing on The First Date: and more
99. Horoscopes: No

___Answer Truthfully___

100. how long do you think youlle live? as long as it takes

mr pancake was dead cause you ate him dont scream its a joke the person behind you was the person who rally ate him

do you feel a shiver down your spine if you shivered to violentely it would snap your spine.

do not turn around theres no need to..... watch a scary film if you find it funny watch a more scarier one if slowly they become less scary so that if you watch a scary film that would usually scare anyone you are developing a tuma lie in your bed so that most of your room is behind you then imagine some one breathing down your neck dont turn around imagine there leaning over you

sit on your own when reading this with the light off only let the computer light fill the room do not turn around

the chances of someone standing behind you are ....high like ..... laura BACON