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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you cant have ya cake and eat it". Screw off. What good is a god damn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dickhead, I paid £4.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the frigging ceiling. What did you come here for?

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

when people say mind ya head after you have banged it. you just wanna turn around and twat em 1 nd tell them to mind their fuckin head