My life
1. Full Name:sarah jane maher
2. Nicknames: maher. pip, sar
3. Birthday: 17/10/89
4. Place of Birth: dublin
5. Zodiac Sign: libra
6. Male or Female: female
7. Grade: goin into 6th year
8. School: our ladys
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: knocklyon
11. MSN Screen Name: smalltaeser

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Blonde
13. Hair Length: longish
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Weight: neva ask a girl her weight!!
16. Height: 5'8 .........ok ok 5'2
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: .........yeah
19. Piercings: yes
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: Right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: tracy. i buttoned her coat .........she was 2 foot taller than me
23. First Award: singin comp in leitrim
24. First Sport: Gaelic
25. First pet? fish
26. First Real Vacation: paris
27. First Concert: westlife
28. First Love: barney.......what a dreamboat

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: big daddy
30. TV Show : the hills. MADE , desperate housewives BIG BROTHER!
31. Color: red
32. Rapper: ehhh sure ill say 50 cent 4 da craic
33. Band: westlife
34. Song Right Now: i cant remember the name of it
35. Friends: our lady girliess knocklyon girlies ballyroan guys and donaghs m8s are quite the sound has ta be said!
36. Sweet: mallteasers
37. Sport to Play: singing is soooooo a sport
38. Restuarant: TGI'S little caesers
39. Favorite brand: ANTHING!EVERYTHING!
40. Store: river island
41. School Subject: business
42. Animal: chimp
43. Book: romantic preductable ones
44. Magazine: closer, now whateva reli
45. Shoes: dolly shoes!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: wrecked organising and clleanin up afta a suprise party takin its toll!!
47. Single or Taken?: taken!!! love u donagh!
48. Have a crush: yes
49. Eating: jus finished choc cake wit ice cream mmmmmm
50. Drinking: tea
51. Typing: letters
52. Online?Last Active: now obviously
53. Listening To: the sound of me typin
54. Thinking About: goin ta snoozeville
55. Wanting To: sleep!! ang go away on holiday!!
56. Watching: big bro live
57. Wearing: my champion wrk uniform
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: of course
59. Want to be Married?: most defo
60. Careers in Mind: solicitor
61. Where do you want to live: i love ireland i do
62. Car: ehh something red and shiny

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: dark
64. Hair length: short
65. Eye color: brown. blue, green
66. Measurments: slim build
67. Cute or Sexy: bitta both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both!! dugs are da bestest do
70. Short or Tall: taller than me.....not hard now c'mon
71. Easygoing or serious: ya need a bitta both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: healthy
74. Sensitive or Loud: bita both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: summit in da middle

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: eh judes? wezz? c'mon
79. Had Alcohol: WINE TIME ring any bells
80. Smoked: no
81. Ran Away From Home: nope im bad wit directions i wouldn know where t ago
82. Broken a bone: nope
83. Got an X-ray: yeah
85. Broken Someones Heart: aww hope not!
86. Broke Up With Someone: yep
87. Cried When Someone Died: hu hasnt
88. Cried At School: yep yep

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: defo u gots ta believe in summtit
90. Miracles: Yeah
91. Love At First sight: depends reli dont think u can tell
92. Ghosts: i dunno?
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: yeah
95. Heaven: yeah
96. Hell: nope
97. Angels: yes
98. Kissing on The First Date: yeah
99. Horoscopes: yeah kinda

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? no i have him xxxxxxxxxxxx

Learn Chinese!
Learn chinese in ten mins!!!
You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...

ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE

1) That’s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight.............................
. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know > about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many >

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents >

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table >

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, >

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."