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  • Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    >1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    >2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    >3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
    that.

    >4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

    >5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
    Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    >6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

    >7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    >8. Don't use any punctuation

    >9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    >10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    >11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    >12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    >13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

    >14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All
    Day.

    >15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your friends You Can't Attend Their Party
    Because You're Not In The Mood.

    >16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

    >17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    >18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    >19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going to
    Have To Let One Of You Go."

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  • Lynn Melia
    Lynn Melia

    Hey:DD

    Its My Sisters Benefit Night On Saturday In The Lucan G.A.A Club,

    Tickets Are €10

    Hope You Can Make It

    X

    Il y a 18 semaines
  • Sarah
    Sarah

    hey howd ur results go?!!

    Il y a 22 semaines
  • The Best Year Ever
    The Best Year Ever

    June 4th - O'Neills. Session for Class of 2008. Pass on the word. Be there or be square!!

    Il y a 29 semaines
  • Sarah Quinn
    Sarah Quinn

    Miss you.

    Il y a 32 semaines
  • Jo
    Jo

    Going x?!

    Man i miss school

    BUT I MISS YOU MORE.

    Let's go to superquinn someday at 1pm and go queue for chicken wraps like we used to...

    in our uniforms...!

    Il y a 33 semaines
  • Patsy The Nazi
    luv Patsy The Nazi

    ...and they found her the next day, frozen to death!

    Il y a 36 semaines
  • Sarah Quinn
    luv Sarah Quinn

    http://eport.maricopa.edu/storytelli...

    MY STORYTELLING COURSE!!!
    Maybe then you'll listen to me. Nice three hour chat there.

    Il y a 36 semaines
  • Hannah Kavanagh
    luv Hannah Kavanagh

    I bet you have no recollection of this!:L

    I miss you...

    Il y a 37 semaines
  • Sarah Quinn
    luv Sarah Quinn

    Mmmm delish! I also managed to find a skin with me on it!
    http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb...
    Faaaaaaaaab :]
    I just keep getting more famous as the days go on...

    Il y a 39 semaines
  • Jo
    luv Jo

    I WANNA PIECE OF YOU

    Best txt message ever, thank you :)

    When are we going out to tear up the dancefloor? The world hasn't seen enough of us recently!!!

    Il y a 40 semaines
  • Jo
    luv Jo

    That really is worrying.... :L :L :L :L

    Il y a 40 semaines
  • Jo
    Jo

    Mail :L

    Il y a 40 semaines
  • Sarah
    Sarah

    yea maybe, wer is it bondi????x

    Il y a 42 semaines
  • Sarah
    Sarah

    how u set 4 sociology??:(

    Il y a 42 semaines
  • Hannah Kavanagh
    luv Hannah Kavanagh

    opening up my bag in college today and it being FULL of kitchen paper..hilarious

    :L

    Il y a 42 semaines
  • Jo
    luv Jo

    Il y a 43 semaines
  • Patsy The Nazi
    luv Patsy The Nazi

    The best bit was when ya rang back later, "I'm fuckin still in Mary's!"
    :L

    Il y a 44 semaines
  • Laura
    Laura

    ah your a mess!

    yeh i shud probably go to sleep soon too ha
    ttyl

    Il y a 44 semaines
  • Laura
    Laura

    cycling wud be better than stayin on the bus without food!

    yeh i think i might do that! too much to read! yehh essays, have to start some, i hate essays! i hate work. i wanna be lazy. can ya do a course in that??

    Il y a 44 semaines
  • Laura
    Laura

    haha are you serious? oooo we shud join the cycling club! the girls all laugh when i ask them.... ugh i still need to do my seminar work for tomoro morning!

    Il y a 44 semaines