Section I - General Rules

1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or he will defer his judgment to the driver.)
4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
6) Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat.
7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.

By sitting in the Shotgun seat before anyone has called it, you get to stay there even if somebody calls it afterwards. Nobody needs to hear you actually call shotgun.

Top 16 Thing
FILL OUT YOUR TOP 16 IN YOUR FRIENDS LIST THEN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS BELOW:

1. Holly
2. Barti
3. Ali
4. Peg and Pip
5. Michaela
6. Alex Meates
7. Alex taylor
8. Alex Nicholson
9. Cheese
10. Caitiln
11. Connor
12. Laffy
13. Grego
14. Jen
15. Jack
16. High Rollers

Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 1?
hahahaha

Q. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE THING ABOUT NUMBER 13?
he talks massivly cool and is a zimmo

Q: WHAT'S THE BEST MEMORY YOU HAVE OF 10?
everything, 3 years of rowing and just constantly chilling with her at her house

Q: WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA SEE 3?
tonight

Q: IS NUMBER 8 PRETTY?
def

Q: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF NUMBER 4?
haha ummm .... pretty

Q. WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT NUMBER 11?
ha his bluntness and the way he gets so drunk and out of it he is unable to recall anything he does

Q: HOW DID YOU MEET 3?:
on the field of villa first day of year nine

Q: DO YOU THINK 6 WOULD KILL SOMEONE?
hahahah mmmmmm possibility.... but na

Q: IS 1-16 YOUR BEST FRIEND?:
yes

Q. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN NUMBER 13?
not too long at all, but such a mean guy

Q: HAVE YOU SEEN 2 NAKED?
haha ..... yep

Q: DO YOU THINK 5 HAS A CRUSH ON YOU?
a crush.... i was say more like obsessed

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU DID WITH 6?
chill with him at his flat thingy

Q. IF YOU COULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NUMBER 15 WHAT WOULD IT BE?
a laptop where he can access bebs wherever and whenever

Q. WOULD NUMBER 3 AND NUMBER 14 MAKE A GOOD COUPLE?
ha im thinking if they both cme out of teh closet sure

Q. IF NUMBER 14 WAS A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD HE BE?
purple

Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO 6'S HOUSE?
yes a many of a times

Q: WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL SEE 5?
when she comes back from america bearing lollies

Q: ARE YOU REAL CLOSE TO 9?:
for sure .... shes my girl

Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 12?
ha um .......... NO

Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE MOVIES WITH 8?
no cant say i have

Q. WHATS NUMBER 16 HOUSE LIKE?
well considering it is four of them this question becomes a tad difficult .... but they all have lovely houses

Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ANGRY WITH 12:
haha im sure i have been

Q: WOULD YOU EVER MAKE A MOVE ON 10?
maybe ill pass on that

Q: WHAT DO YOU AND NUMBER 1 TALK ABOUT THE MOST?
everything and anything

Q: DO YOU EVER TALK TO 9?
kinda .... now and agin, not as much as we used to

Being a Kiwi is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian
beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on
the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese
TV.

Oh and...

Only in N.Z. ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in N.Z. ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only in N.Z. ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a
DIET coke.

Only in N.Z. ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.

Only in N.Z. ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive
and & lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in N.Z. ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in N.Z. ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating
rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Kiwis die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Kiwis are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

31 Kiwis have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Kiwis had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Kiwis were admitted to emergency in the last two Years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

and finally.....

In 2000 eight Kiwis cracked their skull whilst throwing up in the toilet