Do this...
this is fun to do. Just read the "offence" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offence" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "my fine is $..."

*Smoked pot -- $10
*Did acid -- $5
*Ever had sex at church -- $25
*Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
*Had sex with someone on bebo -- $25
*Had sex for money -- $100
*Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
*Vandalized something -- $20
*Had sex on your parents" bed -- $10
*Beat up someone -- $20
*Been jumped -- $10
*Cross dressed -- $10
*Given money to stripper -- $25
*Been in love with a stripper -- $20
*Kissed someone whose name you didn"t know -- $0.10
*Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
*Ever drive and drank -- $20
*Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
*Used toys while having sex -- $30
*Got drunk, passed out and don"t remember the night before -- $20
*Went skinny dipping -- $5
*Had sex in a pool -- $20
*Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
*Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
*Cheated on your significant other -- $10
*Masturbated -- $10
*Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
*Done oral -- $5
*Got oral -- $5
*Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
*Stole something -- $10
*Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
*Made a nasty home video -- $15
*Had a threesome -- $50
*Had sex in the wild -- $20
*Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
*Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20
*Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
*Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
*Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
*Said you love someone but didn"t mean it -- $25
*Went streaking -- $5
*Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
*Been arrested -- $5
*Spent time in jail -- $15
*Peed in the pool -- $0.50
*Played spin the bottle -- $5
*Done something you regret -- $20
*Had sex with your best friend -- $20
*Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
*Had anal sex -- $80
*Lied to your mate -- $5
*Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2 When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3 When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4 When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5 When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8 When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9 This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.

Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. Ru gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?