A BOTTLE OF VINO: $40

A FERRARI: $350,000

2 BOTTLES OF AQUA: $30

4 STAR ITALIAN JERSEY: $150

A NONNAS LOVE: $ A PINCH ON DA CHEEK AND A PULL OF DA EAR

WAKING UP IN THE MORNING KNOWING THAT UR AN ITALIAN: priceless




41 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child!!

01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral.

02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich."

03. Your family dog understood Italian.

04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family

05. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout.

06. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven.

07. You thought killing the pig each year and having salami, capacollo, pancetta and prosciutto hanging out to dry from your shed ceiling was absolutely normal.

08. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday, and laughed at the commercial for Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day.

09. You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.

10. You were as tall as your nonna by the age of seven.

11. You thought everyone's last name ended in a vowel.

12. You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles. haha poor nonna!

13. Your mom's main hobby is cleaning.

14. You were surprised to find out that vino was actually sold in stores.

15. You thought that everyone made their own tomato sauce.

16. You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.

17. You ate your salad after the main course.

18. You thought Catholic was the only religion in the world.

19. You were beaten at least once with a wooden spoon or broom.

20. You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your hand.

21. You can understand Italian but you can't speak it.

22. You have at least one relative who came over on the boat.

23. All of your uncles fought in a World War

24. You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frank, Joe or Louie.

25. You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.

26. You have relatives you don't speak to.

27. You drank wine before you were a teenager.

28. You relate on some level, admit it, to the Godfather and the Sopranos. I maka a meata ball you can't refuse! ...forrgetttabbboutit! badda bing!

29. You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it.

30. Your grandparent's furniture was as comfortable as sitting on plastic. Wait!!!! You were sitting on plastic.

31. You thought that talking loud was normal

32. You thought sugared almonds and the Tarantella were common at all weddings.

33. You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and money stuffed in their pockets by their relatives.

34. Your mother is overly protective of the males in the family no matter what their age.

35. There was a crucifix in every room of the house.

36. Wakes would be held in someone's living room.

37. You couldn't date a boy without getting approval from your father. (Oh, and he had to be Italian)

38. You called pasta "macaroni".

39. You dreaded taking out your lunch at school.

40. Going out for a cup of coffee usually meant going out for a cup of coffee over Zia's house.

41. Every condition, ailment, misfortune, memory loss and accident was attributed to the fact that you didn't eat something.

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ITALIANZ
My italian pride,
I will not hide.
My italian race,
I will not disgrace.

My italian people will always stand by,
Through thick & thin,
Til' the day we die.

Our italian flag,
Higher than all the rest,
Coz everyone knows,
ITALIANS ARE THE BEST!!

italian pride is my mind.
italian blood is my kind.
My italian blood Flows hot & true.
So step aside and let me through,
Cuz its all about the italian crew.

Life sucks and then u die,
But if you italian you die with pride!!

ItaLiaN pRiDE is oUr miNd
ItaLiaN bloOd iS oUr KiNd
sO steP aSiDe n LeT uS thrOugH
cOZ itZ aLL abOut uS n oUr ItaLiaN crew

WeRE iTaLiaN n wE goT cLAss
Giv uS shiT n wE'LL KiK uR asS
sO aLL dA rESt wHo fiNk uR kOOL
jUSt mEmBA dAT iTaLiaNz rULEe

UniTEd wE stAnd
dIviDEd wE fALL
u cAn shOoT oNe iTaLiaN
buT u CaNT shOOt uS aLL
If u FuK wiT onE oF US
U fuK wiT aLL of Us

UniiTeD We StAnD
DiiViiDeD We FaLL
U CaN ShOOt 1 iTaLiaN
BuT u CaNt ShOOt Us aLL
iiM a iTaLiaN
FuLL Of cLaSS
YoU MeSS WiiT Me
iiL KiiK Ur Ass

ItaLiaN luv iz all r0und
mah f3ll0 iTaLiaNz neva l3t me d0wn
s0o0 staNd asid3 n say itz tru
cuz u g0t iTaLiaN bl0od flowing thru u 2…

iTaLiaN pr1d3 iz mah m1nd
iTaLiaN bl0od iz maH k1nd
s0o0o st3p aside N l3t me thru
cuz itZ all b0ut mah iTaLiaN cr3w


*'*'*ιιтαℓιαиѕ и∂ αυѕѕιιєz '*'*

DIFFRENCES BETWEEN italians nd aussies

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
ITALIAN FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
ITALIAN FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS : Cry with you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALAIN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will read this.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did.


wogGZz~(
wogs arent mad.... we're the best.......
wogs arent cute... we fiiinnee..........
wogs dont jus kiss.... we make up......
wogs dont play... we fuck shit up.....
wogs dont go 4 revenge... we forgive...
wogs dont dance... we grrrinnnd...
wogs dont talk bad.. we talk dirty..
wogs arent known for jus doin it.... we r known for doin it best..
wogs arent jus frends... we lovers..
wogs arent jus pretyy... we fuckin sxc...
wogs arent made from luck.. we blessed..
so if u fuck with one of us..... U GOTTA FACE DA REST