AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME GOD WAS
DISCUSSING THE CREATION OF THE WORLD
WITH THE ANGEL GABRIEL. LEANING BACK
IN HIS GOLDEN THRONE, HE TOLD HIM OF
HIS PLANS FOR SCOTLAND.
"GABRIEL," GOD SAID, "I AM GOING TO GIVE
SCOTLAND TOWERING MOUNTAINS AND
MAGNIFICANT GLENS RESPLENDANT WITH
PURPLE HEATHER. RED DEER WILL ROAM THE
COUNTRYSIDE, GOLDEN EAGLES WILL CIRCLE IN
THE SKIES, SALMON WILL LEAP IN THE
CRYSTAL CLEAR RIVERS AND LOCHS, AND THE
SURROUNDING SEAS WILL TEEM WITH FISH.
AGRICULTURE WILL FLOURISH AND THERE WILL
BE A GLORIOUS COMING TOGETHER OF WATER
WITH BARLEY TO BE KNOWN AS WHISKY.
COAL, OIL AND GAS - ALL WILL BE THERE. THE
SCOTS WILL BE INTELLIGENT, INNOVATIVE,
INDUSTRIOUS AND.....
"WAIT A MINUTE!" INTERUPTED
GABRIEL. "ARE YOU NOT BEING JUST A WEE
BIT TOO GENEROUS TO THERE SCOTS?"
BUT THE ALMIGHTY REPLIED, "NOT
REALLY. I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU WHO THEIR
NEIGHBOURS ARE GOING TO BE!!"

1.YOUR REAL NAME
Stephen Finlay Watson

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Stepizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal)
Blue Horse

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and childhood street)
Finlay Bank

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
Watstmck

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink:
Orange Lager, nice!

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
TTNCDCA, that just didnt work!

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (grandfather and grandmother's first names]
William Isabella

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Trudy

10. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (Your first pet's name, and your mums maiden name)
Trudy McKenna, I'm just a bitch!

Please leave me your 10 names

Take the names of the people on your top 16 and answer the questions - its quite funny!

1. Baxter
2. Jamie
3. Bri
4. Archie
5. Hammy
6. Dave
7. Nel
8. Laura
9. Selina
10. Jen
11. Helen
12. Carly
13. Lorna
14. Lynds
15. Shell
16. Caroline

Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?:
A. No........well not yet!!

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 16?
A. Her Bebo profile disappeared for ages and it took me yonks to track her down again!

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A. Sticking wet fivers to me!

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: I dunno, I miss u man

Q: Is number 7 pretty?
A: Very

Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
A. Hey, how u doin!?

Q. What do you like most about number 14?
A. She is far to funny!

Q: How did you meet 3?
A: Think our mums have to take the blame for that meeting

Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A: Just Jamie

Q: Is 11 your best friend?:
A: Depends if she plays her cards right!

Q. How long have you known number 13?
A: since college so about 2yrs

Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
A. Indeed I have!

Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A: Probably, he is a strange boy!

Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
A: Got directions through down town Glasgow!

Q. If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
A. McFly

Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A. Think number 12 would have something to say about that!

Q. If number 11 was a crayon, what colour would s/he be?
A. I'm thinking pink or baby blue

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
A: Sure have

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
A: it's ok Nel I won't tell Ross! (incase he is a secret Bebo stalker then I havent.......no really I havent!

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?
A: next few weekends I think

Q: Are you real close to 10?:
A: I love all the Glasgow girls!

Q: Have you ever kissed 16?
A: no, i think she secretly would like me to though! haha

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
A: Nah

Q. Whats number 2's house like?
A. It's like a nightclub with bed's!

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
A: She is to smiley to ever get angry with her!

Q: Would you ever make a move on no.10
A: Think her fiance would kick my arse for that move!

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
A: Random shit, and family business!

Q: Do you ever talk to 6?
A: Of course, they wouldnt be on my list if not!

Q: What do u think of number 1?
A: Don't get me started on the village idiot!