Andrew Langworthy

Whats the best thing your girlfriend can say to you?

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O mnie

Motto
A mouse in a windmill in old Amsterdam
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
"They fuck you up your Mum and Dad,
They may not mean to, but they do,
They fill you with the faults they had,
And add some extra, just for you"

Philip Larkin - "This be the verse"
Moja druga połowa
Catrin Schmatrin

Catrin Schmatrin

HHWBJAWBWBABCTTD xxxxx

Music
STAR GIRL :) Chris De Burgh, Beatles, Queen, Roy Orbison, Eric Bogle, The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band, Vivien Stanshell, Simon and Garfunkel, The Les Mis tunes (especially "I Dreamed a Dream", "Empty Chairs and Empty Tables" and "On my Own") Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Paul Robeson, Willie Nelson, The Shadows, Bloodhound Gang, Irish Rovers, Flanders and Swann, Ray Charles and... THE LLAMA SONG!!!
Films
Schindler's List, Its a Wonderful Life, Random Harvest, The Godfather I, II and III, Saving Private Ryan, Life of Brian, Memphis Belle, Shadowlands, Harvey, Beautiful Mind, Cry Freedom, Glory, Who framed Roger Rabbit, True Grit, The Shootist, The Ladykillers, Blazing Saddles, Galaxy Quest, Miracle on 34th Street, Silence of the Lambs, Shawshank Redemption, Shaun of the Dead, Forrest Gump, Captain Correli's Mandolin, Life is Beautiful, Awakenings, Behind Enemy Lines, Master and Commander ... This list is unending.
Sports
Football snooker. Thats two sports not one. But wouldn't it be great if it were one...
EL Jones
That woman rocks. Everyone, read my blog of her quotes and then put them onto your page too! EL's quotes will reach the four corners of the Earth!!!
Happiest When
Singing. Don't laugh, i know i can't sing but it makes me feel better. Just put in earplugs first... With Catrin. Having just solved a maths problem. Reading.
Pastafarianism
i have just bought the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is obvious to me now, that this was what was missing in my life. I advise everyone to convert today. Hell, they have a beer volcano and stripper factory is their heaven!!! How great is that?!?!

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  • I'm a budding writer :D

    I'm a budding writer (he said with great pride). If you are bored, read my story (another one on the way) at http://StoriesFromEggy.bebo.com

    If you're feeling intellectual, read my essays on religion (warning! May contain traces of atheism!), and life in general at http://EssaysFromEggy.bebo.com

    And don't laugh at the urls. I was tired when i made them OK!?!?! :P

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  • The Quotes of The Legendary E.L.Jones.

    ~ 'The damn kettle is always on...i NEED it on!' ~ (At me. I will get her to turn that damn carbon emitter off one day)
    ~ 'I'm glad you're not my husband, you'd be poking in everywhere!' ~
    ~ 'Somebody's got a radio going full tilt!' ~
    ~ 'I want people to be dead' ~
    ~ 'I'm gonna get serious and heavy' ~
    ~ 'You come in at breaktime and i'll give you a good ol' barney!' ~
    ~ 'He's just a fantasy. i wish you were too' ~
    ~ 'If you had to lay an egg, we'd all starve because you can't possible lay an essay!!' ~
    ~ 'Concentrate on your own bits!' ~
    ~ (referring to hole punch) 'that was alive when i was 4' ~
    ~ 'I have to keep him...I have to bash him down' ~
    ~ 'I'm trying to have an oral session' ~
    ~ 'I'm getting the stick out...i've tried the carrot!' ~
    ~ 'You goon!' ~
    ~ 'I want to put my hands through his curls as well' ~
    ~ 'You've got it on you a treat!' ~
    ~ 'God, Jesus never looked like that...thank God!' ~
    ~ 'No, you're too young..i can't cope with someone that energetic' ~ (after a request of marriage from Sam)
    ~ 'I want nourishment not punishment!' ~
    ~ 'Stop popping pills in my lesson!' ~
    ~ 'I'd be annoyed if my husband had a picture of his ex in his wallet. I'd scratch her bloody eyes out!' ~
    ~ 'It would be an A if it was right' ~
    ~ 'You pathetic creeper! He is a creeper isn't he? (laughs to self) hahaha (looks pleased with self)' ~
    ~ 'Blup!' ~
    ~ 'God you're disgusting....i wish you'd just....die.' ~
    ~ 'Shut your bum!' ~
    ~ 'I need to know, you big head egg head!' ~ (At me :D )
    ~ 'Anything to get close to you Sam....' ~
    ~ 'I'm quite used to boys puddles' ~
    ~ 'If you can't stop squeaking it, i'll sit on you and it'll stop squeaking well and truly!' ~
    ~ 'You touch me and i'll touch you!' ~
    ~ 'Being that dentist has liberated you' ~ (At Me again! woot :D )
    ~ 'Don't worry about it...it's just the fact that you'll be giving birth' ~
    ~ 'No! Everytime i try to do you, you ask for special treatment!!!' ~
    ~ 'You can come as much as you like outside the english room!' ~
    ~ 'Who's that fat kid who got expelled?' ~
    ~ 'Shut up Arianne or you're going to the bank!!' ~
    ~ 'WINDBAG!!!!!!!!' ~
    ~ 'Just say who you're doing and get on with it' ~
    ~ 'I'm allergic to bullshitters to' *gasp...EL SWORE!* ~
    ~ 'I'm not bothering to give you oral. If you can't be bothered, i'm not giving you anything!' ~
    ~ 'Shut up you half stuck, impotent, dying, pathetic, stuffed pheasant!' ~
    ~ ' WIRAPPPP!' (after she was asked what sound a stuffed pheasant made...) ~
    ~ 'BOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!!!!' ~
    ~ 'Metal-mouth' ~ (to me, when she saw my braces)
    ~ 'Tin-teeth' ~ (see above)
    ~ 'So many different types and lengths' ~
    ~ 'Stop grunging or we'll have a landslide!' ~
    ~ 'NNNEEEEEERRRRRP!' ~
    ~ 'Pull the spuds out!' ~
    ~ 'Shut up Andrew you...........burbling.......bumbl
     ebee!!!!' ~
    ~ 'Pompous, adolescent PIMPLE!' ~ (she later realised that this could be shortened to PAP!......)
    ~ 'now its very fragile so up it in gently,then turn up towards the ceiling and it should open' ~
    ~ 'well I either had to give up fags, sex, food or booze
    so of course i chose fags. Imagine me eating, smoking, drinking... having sex on top of that I'd explode!' ~

    ~ (convo)
    'do you enjoy sex miss'
    'well i used to a long time ago...'(smiles to herself, giggling and blushing) ~

    ~ (convo)
    'shurrup you complete and utter goon!'
    'What?! I'm not a thug.. i'm anything but!!'
    'No! a goon is a clown or an idiot'
    'No miss, it's a thug'
    'No! you're wrong!!'
    'Right!, Eggy, get me that dictionary, will you?! Here we are miss "a goon - a thug!" '
    ' Yeah well the dictionary is WRONG!' ~

    ~ (convo)
    Sam: 'lick my balls'
    EL : 'No thanks they're too smelly!' ~

    ~ (convo)
    'I'll chop your head off in a minute'
    'Why don't you chop his willy off miss?'
    'Oh.....no! i'll get contaminated!' ~

    ~ (convo)
    'You're not allowed to search us miss!'
    '.....that's never stopped me....' ~

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  • Interesting Stuff

    1. For any job, estimate the time that it should take, multiply it by 2, then move it up to the next highest unit of time. this is how long the job WILL take. therefore we estimate 2 days for a one hour task, and 4 years for a two month task.

    2. If a blind guy is optically challenged, is a dirty old man is actually a sexually actve senior citizen?

    3. Never ask yuor barber if you need a haircut.

    4. Put all your eggs in one basket... AND WATCH THAT F***ING BASKET!!!

    5. I would be a pessemist... but it wouldn't work anyway.

    6. Attila the Hun came from broken home.

    7. No good deed goes unpunished.

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  • Sophie Koster
    luv Sophie Koster

    Ha, maybe they are hiding.
    Or invisible.

    I have two and a half weeks left now I think... Gah!
    Then exams. I should really start studying, but I just cant bring myself to. How can I get the motivation to re-hash something I already learnt when there's so much more new stuff out there to learn about.!?

    And yup, they are different, school year starts in February. It'd be odd not having the school year coincide with the calendar year.

    Ahhh trans-hemispheral differences.
    My most confusing trans-hemispheral moment was when I was reading Harry Potter, I think it ws Goblet of Fire.
    Trelawney was guessing Harrys birthday, and she said something to the effect of "you were born in mid-winter" and Harry said "I was born in July" then the whole class laughed and I was like "what the hell, she got it right".

    Took me a few minutes to figure it out. (My confusion probably wasn't helped by the fact that I'm born in July.)

    56 tygodni temu
  • Writers World Wide
    Writers World Wide

    Do u write

    57 tygodni temu
  • Sophie Koster
    Sophie Koster

    I wanna go to Cardiff!
    *Whines in moody manner*

    Oh well, Torchwood's on in 34minutes. That'll have to be close enough.

    Myabe a little less weird.
    Perhaps I'll try out a maths textbook sometime soon. Can't hurt to give it a go.

    Yeah, Calculus is just this magnificent pure form of logic. Everything just works together so nicely, and I love how when you're working out a problem all the components of it come together at the end to give your desired result.

    It's just so beautiful!
    And it always makes sense. Always.

    So many wonderful relationships between numbers, and manipulating them to find out what you want!

    Yes! that is amazing!! Beautiful, incredible!

    :D

    58 tygodni temu
  • Catrin Schmatrin
    luv Catrin Schmatrin

    I still have a present that I didnt give you

    x x x

    58 tygodni temu
  • Catrin Schmatrin
    luv Catrin Schmatrin

    Tell your dad that "palgrave foundations" published the chemistry one, and "willan" for the terrorism one

    I love you
    x x x

    58 tygodni temu
  • Sophie Koster
    luv Sophie Koster

    Less interesting?
    Torchwood makes Wales look very interesting... but then I guess a rift in space and time will do that...

    Wow that sounds brilliant! Don't have anything like that here... though I can complete the requirements for a few different majors in the first year.

    That's true, popular science is dumbed down. But I dunno, I think I kind of like seeing the authors personality, and opinions, which you dont really get in text books.
    Scientists just have the most amazing senses of humour.

    Do you actually read maths textbooks that arent for school?
    If so that's impressive.
    Maths does have a certain unique beauty to it. It's just... wow, incredible.
    I think I have calculus first period tomorrow :) great way to start back after the holidays!

    58 tygodni temu
  • Catrin Schmatrin
    luv Catrin Schmatrin

    "Let's do some maths" x x x

    58 tygodni temu
  • Sophie Koster
    Sophie Koster

    Ooo is chemistry our favourite?
    It's my favourite school subject. But if when I read science recreationally I usually go for physics or biology.

    59 tygodni temu
  • Sophie Koster
    Sophie Koster

    Excellent to hear your geekiness is increasing! :)
    I'd say mine probably is too.

    Ha, yes, and they're pleanty warm enough at the moment though. I'm dreading it getting any warmer. (I'd be so screwed if in a warm country).
    Blue hands!!?
    Holy crap!
    That's fairly extreme.
    Is this a commom welsh phenomenon, or is it just you?

    And yes, uni next year, in my current city.
    I'll probably do science of some variety. But my problem is I find every aspect of science fascinating. How am I supposed to choose? I'm probably better at physical sciences than I am biological.. but then i'll always have a soft spot for population genetics. Stupid decisions.
    *grumbles to self*

    What is a uni statement?

    Oh i'm definately more in to science than I am sci-fi.
    Texbooks you say?
    Don't know if I could do that.
    I read alot of science books, but not the text book type.
    And I like just reading stuff of the net... but then you can never be too sure about net stuff.

    59 tygodni temu
  • Dawns Cupcake
    Dawns Cupcake

    Its Bucks Royal University.
    lol same, got work all over the place xD
    awww not next Friday, :) is going to be there tho D:

    60 tygodni temu
  • Sophie Koster
    Sophie Koster

    Ahh. Well that sucks.

    That'd be an awesome job.
    Maybe.
    Actually, it'd be quite a a strain, it'd probably require constant enthusiasm. Imagine If you got assigned to trying to bust the boredom of some annoying little kid.
    *Shudders*

    Things here are good. It's starting to warm up which is nice, and days getting longer :) . Though this also means my hayfever plays up, and the Spiders begin reappearing.
    And school holidays just started, so I've been doing crap all the last few days, it's brilliant!
    My last school holidays ever, I only have 4 weeks left of high school! I'm freaking the hell out!

    And it's from Doctor Who.
    In one episode set in Cardiff they had the translation into Welsh and I made the effort to remember it because:
    a) I'm a total Doctor Who nerd, and
    b) Knowing just a little bit of other languages makes me feel cultured.

    God I love science fiction.
    *Stares longingly into distance*

    60 tygodni temu
  • Catrin Schmatrin
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    its good BECAUSE it has been half tippexed out!

    its a shame that most adults dont realise what a health risk santas grotto poses. if they did, I'm sure that they wouldn't let such an unassessed risk into their homes . . .

    x x x

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  • Dawns Cupcake
    Dawns Cupcake

    yes :D
    im loving it, im doing my A levels down here aswell as officer training.

    Yesterday i had my interview for University and i got in :D .
    so hows things atm with u?

    wb

    Oh im looking forward to seeing you all next friday :)

    60 tygodni temu
  • Sophie Koster
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    Hello there.
    It's been some time since I've left you a comment.

    Hows Wales?



    Hmmm, that sounded alot more interesting in my head. But damnit, I'm going to post it anyway because I'm rather bored.

    Ooooo, I know how to say something in welsh

    *clears throat*

    Blaidd Drwg

    Well, yeah, you probably don't care but this is substancially subsiding my boredom.

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  • Dawns Cupcake
    Dawns Cupcake

    Hi Andrew!! its me Siy hows u m8?
    wb

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  • Catrin Schmatrin
    luv Catrin Schmatrin

    Love and kisses from the missus

    x x x x x

    60 tygodni temu
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    Mr Christopher. Esq.

    The Beta Version of the New Website is avaliable for testing.

    Please contact me via the forum with comments/suggestions.

    Thanks very much guys!

    Should be a big improvement on the old one!

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  • Sofie...
    Sofie...

    Heys,
    You ok?
    x

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