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  • my pimp guide on handling moments with girls

    here r sum quik tips how 2 handle moments in life .

    movie d8:

    u: wanna go 2 da movies
    womans: yes
    u: me niether


    dinner d8 w/ a womans:

    u: order sumthing im paying
    womans: omg! realy? ty!
    u: JUST KIDDING BISH LOL (slap her for being stupid)
    *15 mins later*

    u: gimmie ur food.
    womans: y
    u: Now.
    womans: im hungry
    u: we gon has problems if u keep actin lik dis k?

    *NOTE* i felt bad 4 her after dis and so i decided to draw food on index cards and let her eat dem. den i took dem away.



    playing video gams:

    u: only shoot wen i tell u to.
    womans: den wats da point of me playing omg
    u: unplug ur controller now.
    womans: but den how do i play?
    u: remember wat happen las tim i had 2 repeat myself? (raise ur pimp hand for emphasis)

    by dis time it should b ez 2 win against her. proceed to call her names and say things lik "WOW U SUK LOL" (make sure u tape/ tie her 2 a chair so she dosnt leav da room)

    Q & A seckshon

    q:wat if dis gide don work
    a:den u go home and cry and tel ur mom 2 mak u a sandwitch. and ur lying my gides nvr fale.

    q:can i send you a coment for help
    a:yes u can. jk i wont answer u. srsly

    q:has will smith ever used dis gide
    a:yup

    q:omg how do i beat lvl 3
    a:press up up down down lef rite lef rite b a

    Q:You suck . Go away and stop making stupid blogs.
    a:cc pls

    q: wat do u want 2 b wen u grow up
    a: alive

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  • Christmas jingle(2 months early)

    (Verse)
    I'm singing this Christmas jingle,
    It makes my feet tingle,
    My mom goes ooh, my dad goes ahh
    And the baby goes blah blah blah! (hey!)

    (Pre-Chorus)
    Its gonna be Turkeys!! (not beef jerky),
    Its gonna be Presents!! (not broken leg segments)
    Its gonna by Santa!! (wait...no way, hes a wanker)
    Its gonna be fun fun FUN!

    (Chorus)
    Its Christmas!! (boom da ba ba)
    Its Christmas!! (foux da fa fa)
    Its Christmas!! (oompa lumpa)
    Its only time of the year, where public nudity is legal! (except for Montenegro)

    Its Christmas( ting tang walla walla bing bang)
    Its Christmas( hallo i know karate ya)
    Its Christmas ( blah blah blah blah)
    Its the best day of my life!!!!

    (Bridge)
    Ooh...at your Christmas party,
    Don't invite the Virgin Mary,
    Her virginess will just make you hairy...
    Which defies the laws of gravity! (actually chemistry)

    (Pre Chorus)
    Its gonna be Christmas crackers! (not midget whackers)
    Its gonna be Christmas cards!( sent to retards)
    Its gonna be elves (who touch themselves)
    Its gonna be FUN FUN FUN!

    (Chorus)

    (Ending)
    shooby dooby do we da we da wa de da YEAA! (whatever the guy sings at the end of the sweater song in Spongebob:P


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  • This 16 people quiz again

    1. Jin
    2. Josh (the short one)
    3. Bryan (JB)
    4. Kelvin
    5. Jenny
    6. Daniel Marinov
    7. Amy
    8. Tommy
    9. Hannah
    10. Warren!! (all hail the fat red balloon!!)
    11. Alice
    12. Ru
    13. Anthony, that funny short guy whos my other half...we're not gay though
    14. Ben
    15. Shona
    16. Leanne


    Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 6? (Daniel)
    ......daniel's a boy AND i'm also not gay...this quiz sucks

    Q. WHATS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT NUMBER 13? (Anthony)
    His socks smell BAD!!

    Q: WHAT'S THE BEST MEMORY YOU HAVE OF 9? (Hannah)
    When she beat up Warren...ahh that was heaven. Hmm...did that even happen?

    Q: WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA SEE 4? (Kelvin)
    Probably never, maybe on TV after he gets this bravery medal in the army

    Q: IS NUMBER 8 PRETTY? (Tommy)
    If he was pretty, i would chop me left nut. Period.

    Q: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF NUMBER 1? (Jin)
    Hmm...so this must be the class nerd...whoevers call their table group "The Disciplined"

    Q. WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT NUMBER 15? (Shona)
    There's actually someone shorter than me *gasp* and her neat handwriting...i wouldn't like to be her pen though, she squeezes it SOOOO hard!

    Q: HOW DID YOU MEET 3? (Bryan)
    In yr 8, we were in the same class

    Q: DO YOU THINK 12 WOULD KILL SOMEONE? (Ru)
    Of course!! He went up to these tall maoris and started dissin them so they smashed him good. He currently has one ear, no nose and none of " something" down there. So he'll be desperate for revenge

    Q: IS 11 YOUR BEST FRIEND? (Alice)
    No....we haven't like even seen each other, we'rre like acquaintances (no idea what this means)

    Q. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN NUMBER 13? (Anthony)
    In year 4 and we were in the same house. Ahh I think we used to mock David Li together...or i think i was dreaming

    Q: HAVE YOU SEEN 2 NAKED? (Josh)
    *vomits over computer screen* YUCK!! I don't want to look at a naked girl like Josh...o wait hes a boy...UGH!! still yuck

    Q: DO YOU THINK 5 HAS A CRUSH ON YOU? (Jenny)
    Oh yes...certainly~ *cough cough*

    Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU DID WITH 16? (Leanne)
    No idea...i got a blank memory

    Q. IF YOU COULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NUMBER 7 WHAT WOULD IT BE? (Amy)
    A cookie!! do u like choc chip or seaweed with banana flavour??

    Q. WOULD NUMBER 2 AND NUMBER 16 MAKE A GOOD COUPLE? (josh & leanne)
    Wow!! of course!! you should definitely hook up !! XD
    There's ONLY like a 25cm height difference...BUT apart from that , do whatever you like with each other...we won't stalk you


    Q. IF NUMBER 14 WAS A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD S/HE BE? (Ben)
    Knowing him, I would have to say genital colour, if there is one...

    Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO 3'S HOUSE? (Bryan)
    Yes! His house owns! I went there for a sleepover and it was great...I introduced him to spleak@hotmail.com and they were dissign her for an hour!

    Q: WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL SEE 5? (Jenny)
    :( someone i'm never gonna see again

    Q: ARE YOU REAL CLOSE TO 3? (Bryan)
    Kind of...

    Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 7? (Amy)
    LOL no...its comign someday in the future ' my spider senses are tingling!'

    Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE MOVIES WITH 8? (Tommy)
    No....no time

    Q. WHAT'S NUMBER 9's HOUSE LIKE? (Hannah)
    Um...its green with a rainbow roof and a big transparent window where the bathroom and toilet is and NO I DIDN"T LOOK THROUGH IT

    Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ANGRY WITH 12? (Ru)
    LOL yes...i half smashed him and he cried...that was funi

    Q: WOULD YOU EVER MAKE A MOVE ON 10? (Warren)
    WHY does it have to be Warren, the big fat red balloon. I wouldn't dare make a move on him, hes gonna squash me

    Q: WHAT DO YOU AND NUMBER 1 TALK ABOUT THE MOST? (Jin)
    anything, jin always talks about gay porn but i like to change the subject

    Q: DO YOU EVER TALK TO 9? (Hannah)
    Hardly in real life, probably nevr again:( haven't talked to her online for ages as well

    Q: WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE?
    If i say a specific person, its being SAD to the rest so i choose ALL OF YOU!! (except the big fat balloon)

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My result is: Manchester United

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  • Robert
    Robert

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  • Shinigami.
    luv Shinigami.

    heyyy!
    yarrr i know aye! 2 or 3 years? holy shiiiit D=

    yes i have! :D yaaaay someone else who likes them! i think they are relatively unknown to the mainstream but baaah they're better that most really famous things =P
    what else do you listen to now?

    oh cool thanks! i went on their myspace just now and IA quite goood la~~ i'm gonna go look for those covers on YT xD

    How was your birthday? ^_^

    p.s. I FOUND THE COVER. AND I FAVORITED IT :D thankyouuuu

    hace 38 semanas
  • Shinigami.
    luv Shinigami.

    happy birthday :D

    hace 38 semanas
  • Jen
    luv Jen

    you should see Eric, he's way more tanned than me! xD
    hahaha.. sure. i would be like.. SCREW YOU, I'M INDIAN!

    ohh i get it. cock, rooster, same thing. xD
    is the hole you cut in the box circular or square? =P
    but how many m's and w's will you have?
    well shame, i can put skittles in alphabetical order too ><x
    AND park in the disabled section. so HA.

    hahahaha, and who was that lucky girl?
    hm, a Jenny Craig membership card prob costs a lot actually! xD
    i dont think slapping you so hard means that she really likes you, Stewart. xD

    i'm not such a bebo addict anymore. xD
    year 11 suddenly has soo much hmwk! ><x

    [<3]

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    luv Memories

    /admin return one love _ stewart

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    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    luv Memories

    /admin return one love _ stewart

    hace 40 semanas
  • Jen
    luv Jen

    you? half maori?
    you're nowhere near as tanned as me =P
    hahahah well Jacky told people in his year 7 class that he was french and they believed him.

    hahahhaha WTH!
    cock and KFC really sound alike..
    how did you get your thing in the box O.O

    you're so retarded that you tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order. =P
    [<3]

    dang. i found out you can only share love if you go to that persons page and press "post a comment" =.=x

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    Memories

    o... Do USA say college = uni?! I never knew that.

    I dunno. My father said I should get uni early. He said so then I have more freedom from my mom. Which is true. uni = less school time = work = MONEY.

    ROCL crepe paper... bwahah~ I did that to~ I was never good at the piano.

    YESH. PWN LAWRENCE PLOX. I pwnd him last year at end of year XD He had like no awards. I'm going to try own him in jap class this year.

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    Memories

    Don't bombard me with loves. You're no terrorist.

    Look. I wanted to change classes because "I was being sad in my classes" NOT SUBJECT so the dean didn't wanna move me. So I used the counselor to convince them to change my classes. YOU CAN CHANGE SUBJECTS ANYTIME.

    That mofu thing you just said was dry. I mean. mofu sounds NOWHERE like tofu.

    white carrot aka turnip = asian fing but it's white like tofu.

    hace 40 semanas
  • JoAnna.

    Oh, Mr T is awesome =) Even though I haven't had him before but I hear he is pretty cool! Fun fun, but Ms Devoy's class did experiments. They played with molemods and stuff like that. All we did was listen and write notes.
    Yes! Mr Isaac is funny, he is awesome. I enjoy Maths =) HAHAHA! Mr Atkinson, I miss him... He was such an awesome teacher. I completely didn't do any work in his class =) Yes.. I love how Mr Kumar say h funny and I love how he says pro-tooons and bond =) It's awesome =D
    I think you are asking a bit too much ;P But it may happen, you never know.
    Oh yeah, well she is a new teacher and like has to get used to everything so fair enough. That's cool, shame!! You guys have to do theory ;P I like theory though, it's similar to maths. Hahahaha!
    I'll check your blog soon, tell you if it does work later =)
    See You Tomorrow.x

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    Memories

    You don't plan to go to college early? With your geniusism? I realise that heaps of girls want to get college early.. lol. just realised i said college XD it's an anime term for uni. I'm one of them XD and jieyu and vanessa and karen kwok this girl in mac. My sight reading is even crapper than crap. Had you joined competitions before? Lawrence really loves face and owning people and hates people owing him...

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    Memories

    pfft. He sad without me? ppft I'm sad without peter =[ but I would be suicidally emo sad without the extra fwends =]. I changed three classes bwahah~ The deans said I need a consent from a counselor so I asked my counselor to phone up mr crosby and that was it XD. I've heard of mofo before lah. ROCL tofu and mofu are different though. you genius monster... tofu = white asian. First time I heard of that. Hw about white carrot? OI YOU TURNIP. beats tofu. sounds maori.

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    Memories


    WHAT YOU TAKING MUSIC?! (shocked) too bad I chose jap over Music T.T I wanted to take both but I don't need music in school to go to uni so yeah. Chose JAp T.T. What grade musician (pianist?:) are you?

    Everybody loves Mr. T haha. Except for those hardworking people COUGH like lawrence.

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    Memories

    ROCL.Naw. I don't hate Peter XD. This is my timetable orignally
    PHY COM JAP MAT ENB with lets say... 4 friends ish?
    then i could change it to
    ENC COM JAP MAT ENB and stay with peter but the ENC was full. therefore i changed to
    PHY ENB JAP COM MAT with like... 5 or 6 friends. Get it? You're a monster so you should get it. I sacrificed Peter for that 2 friends extra or so ya know T.T It's okay. I'll b e in the same com class next year maybe T.T

    I know what mfer is but not mofo XD

    STewart... we've NEVER talked. I heard it from... either jason joanna ceecee leanne saw tommy esmond peter liting ethan price ben ruize.

    Naw. Can't be. You monster. You don't need to stay up for that small exam.

    ew. chem. scawrie.

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    Memories

    It's a very complicated explanation of why I wanted to change classes... Interested? But generally.. it's becuase of friends.

    Mark = Nathaniel in my new COM class and no peter. x3 = an asian face

    s2.. thats a real old heart shape XD more like S2.

    What's a mofo zzz. oh scary. rolling a cat flat like a rolling pin.

    WHAT! I thought you got total Es man!!! okies I got all Es for my externals =D (maths and science) rocl.

    No the trignomtry internal wasn't on the sheet for everyone.

    What subjects you talking htis yeaR?

    hace 40 semanas
  • Jen
    Jen

    i've had head lice before O.O
    cuz i went to this maori school where everyone had headlice =P
    omg, Nicky is obsessed wit Sims. xD

    so who's your Valentine? =P
    hehehe, you prob scared her off xD

    your blog is so retarded! xD
    just like you. =D

    [s2 <-- shame, my hearts can hump eachother face to face.]
    omg, stop making me act like a retarde, Stewart! xD

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    luv Memories

    stupid new bebo. can't give love when replying comment.s

    hace 40 semanas
  • Memories
    Memories

    Yup, I took Japanese again because it's easy. XD My motto of my life is to take the easy turn. bwahahah~ I was in his class before I moved for my new English class. Too bad he doesn't want to change to my COM class. I has Mark x3. ROCL is ceiling. You're too smart. Jordan PRice thought I meant rolling on cat laughing... animal abuse. ROFLcopter? lol.

    It shocked me when I got all Es o.0 Only you me and Lawrence that I know of. The measurement internal I had A xD EEEEEAEEEEE.

    hace 40 semanas